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God does not believe in tolerance for all.
Hell is the proof.

Bobby Jim, Yahoo answers 43 Comments [11/18/2008 1:06:09 AM]
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Submitted By: El Honk
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Malkavian Jeff

Some loving God. Sorry but the flying spaghetti monster is more kind than that.

11/18/2008 1:08:42 AM



RAmen!

11/18/2008 1:12:26 AM

MichaelL

No, you and your ilk are proof of that

11/18/2008 1:15:26 AM

LabRat

Lead the way

11/18/2008 1:15:59 AM

Doctor Whom

Okay, so what's the proof of hell?

11/18/2008 1:18:31 AM

Nowonmai

Hell? Have you been there? Have you interviewed anyone who has been there and has come back with tangible proof?

No.

11/18/2008 1:23:25 AM

Dracori

Yeah, the proof that God is a sadistic bastard.

11/18/2008 1:25:41 AM



No, "God" doesn't exist. ***YOU*** don't believe in tolerance for all. You're just using that shitty old book as an excuse to be a bigoted asshole, imposing your irrational delusions upon others.

11/18/2008 1:30:50 AM

John-in-Oz

Your proof does not exist.

11/18/2008 1:33:42 AM

Jay-Sus

Isn't there an actual place in the states called Hell?

11/18/2008 1:35:19 AM

Old Viking

What is this "God" you refer to?

11/18/2008 1:39:47 AM

Grimesy

Yes, well I believe in peace, Bitch!

11/18/2008 1:51:28 AM

a mind far far away

We do not believe in god at all.
Reality is the proof.

Now that that's out of the way, these people honestly think that their god is all loving and caring and kind, and want everyone to serve him, and yet hold to beliefs like this? It's incredible there's any left.

11/18/2008 1:53:56 AM

Berny

That's because both you and your god are assholes.
Only one of you exists though, the other is a figment of the imagination.

11/18/2008 2:14:56 AM

Riin-thrall

Good point. Loads of fictional characters are bigoted assholes.

I'm still waiting for somebody to write some sort of final chapter to the Bible, wherein the God character finally gets the comeuppance the reader's waited on throughout the whole novel. Imagine! With the world exploding in this crazy Revelation apocalypse all around them with dragons and things everywhere, Eve appears in her trademark figleaves, takes a running leap right at God's face and punches it hard, yelling "THIS ONE'S FOR ORIGINAL SIN, BITCH!"

Then he dies and his plan to destroy the world is foiled.

That Bible would kick ass.

11/18/2008 2:22:49 AM

Amanda

So basically what you are saying is that God is a jerk.

11/18/2008 2:45:17 AM

Allegory for Jesus

He....has a point. I just don't think that he agrees with it...

11/18/2008 3:25:42 AM

DemonFighter

God wants us to be happy.
Hot women with big tits are the proof.

11/18/2008 4:15:40 AM

myheadhurts

God: the disrespector of life and over the top insane

11/18/2008 4:20:49 AM

The Jester

I like the implication that God just sends tolerant people to Hell.

I know where *I* wanna go.

11/18/2008 4:23:23 AM

thejebusfire

But he still loves you.

11/18/2008 5:13:26 AM

M.M.

Isn't there an actual place in the states called Hell?

Yes. It's called Los Angeles.

11/18/2008 5:35:24 AM

aaa

Hell? Just go to Tucson, AZ.

11/18/2008 6:47:03 AM

Captain Obvious

Hell is also the reason that God is a contradiction. By right of being a contradiction the argument for God is not deductively valid and any argument founded upon it is unsound.

11/18/2008 6:48:25 AM

Thinking Allowed

I've been to Hell's Half Acre. Is that close enough for you?

11/18/2008 7:25:30 AM
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