God does not believe in tolerance for all.
Hell is the proof.
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We do not believe in god at all.
Reality is the proof.
Now that that's out of the way, these people honestly think that their god is all loving and caring and kind, and want everyone to serve him, and yet hold to beliefs like this? It's incredible there's any left.
Good point. Loads of fictional characters are bigoted assholes.
I'm still waiting for somebody to write some sort of final chapter to the Bible, wherein the God character finally gets the comeuppance the reader's waited on throughout the whole novel. Imagine! With the world exploding in this crazy Revelation apocalypse all around them with dragons and things everywhere, Eve appears in her trademark figleaves, takes a running leap right at God's face and punches it hard, yelling "THIS ONE'S FOR ORIGINAL SIN, BITCH!"
Then he dies and his plan to destroy the world is foiled.
That Bible would kick ass.
Nice god you have. I like the FSM better. He promises beer volcanoes and stripper factories for all, though I hope he puts you near a faulty factory that churnes out fat, bearded women and gay male strippers, and may your beer volcanos only spew forth flat bud light.
There's also a small town called "Hell" in the Caribbean. I forget what island, though. It's basically just a small, stupid tourist attraction (redundant, I know).
Following your logic, the same with jails or fines. You know, corrections exist at all levels, dear.
"Hell, Michigan 48169. Maybe Hell, Sweden?"
I looked but found no Hell, and no "Helvete" as it's called in Swedish. But there are lots of places called -mountains or -hills or -gates, etc (in Swedish, of course).
And infinite torture in hell for a finite "sin" of disbelief is loving, caring, just and merciful?
You say your omniscient, omnipotent, and omnibenevolent god created heaven, hell, and the rules by which the poor, nondeserving sinning souls are judged and either sent to heaven or hell. Why does evil exist? Why does god let innocent children get raped while he watches?
Such a nice god, so worthy of worship...
Not.
Hell, sorry, is primarilly a kind of punishment, primarilly for BELIEVERS who fail to correspond to the behaviour God expects from them. Analogies should be, at least, well thought
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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