Quote# 52437

[They deserve a medal for their persistence.]

There will be a dual terrorist attack on the US and the UK taking the form of fire from the heavens and a rising mushroom cloud, in 2008Heshvan (before 2008December3). The US arm of the attack will hit Westside Midtown Manhattan producing a man made mushroom cloud rising from the Hudson river. The UK arm will most likely occur on the same day but may be a few days later.

Lord's Witnesses, The True Bible Code website 66 Comments [11/18/2008 9:10:05 AM]
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My wager is it's yet another swing and a miss.

11/18/2008 9:13:27 AM

i thought they'd given up on giving specific predictions because they'd failed so many times?

11/18/2008 9:21:01 AM


Not this idiot again..

11/18/2008 9:26:49 AM


Oh well

If the economy is so fucked up, this will make an interesting distraction buy my guess it is all horse shite

11/18/2008 9:26:53 AM


Who manages that site?

11/18/2008 9:50:33 AM

Dan Onymous

What's the fascination with mushroom clouds?

11/18/2008 9:52:36 AM


Hm... so why are you not going out to fight these events? Or are we relying on Jack Bauer and James Bond (why is it that most badass superspy government agents have JB as initials?)

11/18/2008 9:55:03 AM


And I'll start holding my breath in 3... 2... 1...

11/18/2008 9:57:46 AM

The Jamo

Damn, it sounds like he really, really, REALLY means it this time! Don't let him say "I told you so" later on.

11/18/2008 10:12:43 AM


The unnamed terrorists have about 2 weeks left, but I don't think anything is about to happen.

11/18/2008 10:13:48 AM

Tom S. Fox

Will they never give up?

11/18/2008 10:46:16 AM


[They deserve a medal for their persistence.]

There comes a point where persistence become stubbornness, and when stubbornness turns into sheer ignorance.

This guy is long past both of them

11/18/2008 11:24:20 AM


I'll make a deal with you, Lord's Witness...

If you're right about these attacks, I'll join the Christian church and devote myself entirely to its aims. If you're wrong, I get to punch you in the scrotillia as hard as I can. Can we shake on that?

11/18/2008 11:26:02 AM


Lone Wolf, is that you? Where's that meteor that you promised us?

And all you Manhattanites, remember, the Bible commands you to stone false prophets! Caca di toro!

11/18/2008 12:14:47 PM


These are Jehovah Witnesses. Enough said.

11/18/2008 12:26:43 PM


Doomsday prediction #165 - and that's just for this year!
See you on 2008December4!

11/18/2008 12:29:59 PM


And you know this how? Are you in cahoots with the terrorists? Shouldn't someone inform the national security people?

Or are you making it all up?

'The UK arm will most likely occur on the same day, but may be a few days later'.

Not very precise, is it? Nor do you give an exact date for the US arm. In fact, you do not know what you are talking about. You are a twat.

Another thing: if God can do fire from the heavens, why does he have to bother with a man-made mushroom cloud? Anything man-made can go wrong, as we have seen. Indeed, I think it will, and your scenario won't happen.


11/18/2008 12:31:11 PM

Same shit, different date!

11/18/2008 12:36:16 PM


@Dan Onymous - What's the fascination with mushroom clouds?

They are vegetarians, otherwise they would have siad rump steak (well-done) with paprika sauce.
Seriously, haven't these guys got anything else to do other than sodomising goats?

11/18/2008 12:39:51 PM


Aim lower, Lord's Witnesses. Predict the weather or something.

11/18/2008 1:57:28 PM


If this were to happen I hope that the feds arrest this guy.

11/18/2008 2:00:18 PM

Poppy Pomfrey

Wasn't this supposed to happen in October? I thought I read about this before and it was set to happen in October 2008!?

11/18/2008 2:10:23 PM


If it's meant to happen in Scotland we'll malkie the tw*ts like we dealt with the Glasgow Airport incident ;)

11/18/2008 2:41:59 PM


Why do they even bother?

11/18/2008 3:08:49 PM


"a man made mushroom cloud rising from the Hudson river."

Oh, a man made mushroom cloud. I see. Glad you mentioned that so we'll be able to differentiate it from all the naturally occurring ones...

11/18/2008 3:28:08 PM

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