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Abortion is murder. The morning after pill leads to the death of the child in the mother's womb, which is also murder.

Birth control pills are a device created by men so men could have more sex with women and is one of Satan's deceptions, masking the true nature of love that God desired. Birth control is not Biblical and is anti-Christian.

If women were born pregnant, abortion wouldn't be a contentious issue.

Abstinence is God's only policy when it comes to sex before marriage and society would be much better if we publicly executed abortion doctors and those who rape and perpetrate sexual crimes against women instead of murdering innocent children.

Morgoth's Bane, Yahoo Answers 60 Comments [11/18/2008 4:13:36 AM]
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#772606

Jay-Sus

Abortion is murder.

Citation needed.

The morning after pill leads to the death of the child in the mother's womb, which is also murder.

Birth control doesn't work that way. Looks like someone failed grade 9 Health.

11/18/2008 4:24:18 AM

#772613

Ignignockt

"If women were born pregnant, abortion wouldn't be a contentious issue."

I am extremely curious as to why this would be the case...

11/18/2008 4:27:47 AM

#772615

Although I normally don't bother replying to anything from Yahoo "Answers", I supposed I'm feeling a bit "contentious" tonight.

Abortion is not murder. The morning after pill leads to the expulsion of a microscopic clump of cells from the woman's uterus, which is not murder.

Birth control pills are a device created by people so men and women could control the size and timing of their familes, and is one of humanity's great achievements. Birth control has nothing to do with the nature of God. Birth control is not mentioned in the Bible and therefore cannot be anti-Christian.

If men were capable of becoming pregnant, abortion wouldn't be a contentious issue.

Abstinence is a fool's only policy when it comes to sex before marriage and society would be much better if we publicly excoriated those morons who try to interfere with a woman's right to decide what happens to her body.

11/18/2008 4:28:07 AM

#772616

HoJuSimpson

If women were born pregnant

Wtf?! Is this a troll?

11/18/2008 4:28:10 AM

#772624

Allegory for Jesus

Every sperm is saaaaacred.

11/18/2008 4:33:17 AM

#772626

If women were born pregnant, abortion wouldn't be a contentious issue.

How the newborn woman got herself pregnant may be, however.

11/18/2008 4:36:44 AM

#772633

Thinking Allowed

The "morning after" pill is NOT RU-486(the abortion pill). The morning after pill keeps conception and/or implatation from happening. The abortion pill causes miscarriage.

11/18/2008 4:39:25 AM

#772634

The Loser

If birth control is a lie from Satan, does that mean my Christian parents should not be able to have sex without having to worry about having a fifth child?

11/18/2008 4:39:32 AM

#772637

xander8

You're soiling Tolkien. Please remove your penis with a salad fork and power drill. Thanks!

11/18/2008 4:41:31 AM

#772639

Professor M

society would be much better if we publicly executed abortion doctors and those who rape and perpetrate sexual crimes against women instead of murdering innocent children.

...yet somehow the countries with the lowest teen pregnancy (and abortion!) rates are those with comprehensive sex education and open access to birth control and abortion. Hm...

11/18/2008 4:42:23 AM

#772646

Porky Pine

"Abortion is murder. The morning after pill leads to the death of the child in the mother's womb, which is also murder.
"

What is a miscarriage then?

11/18/2008 4:47:01 AM

#772647

Devonian

"society would be much better if we publicly executed abortion doctors"
Starting with the worst abortionist of all time... God. A huge proportion of pregnancies abort naturally, after all...

11/18/2008 4:47:26 AM

#772655

Observable Reality

Dr. McCoy said that "they're born pregnant" in regards to tribbles, not humans. And it's a good thing that humans aren't born pregnant--you know what happened to Deep Space Station K-7, don't you?

11/18/2008 4:51:11 AM

#772672

Route666

Birth control pills are a device created by men so men could have more sex with women and is one of Satan's deceptions, masking the true nature of love that God desired. Birth control is not Biblical and is anti-Christian.

BC is possible naturally so your argument fails. You can use rhythm method and if icky, do it during her period.

As for the rest, you are obviously a youth and no woman wants to be eternally pregnant. Having a child means you need to bring them up and that costs money.

Other than that you are a fucktard

11/18/2008 5:03:26 AM

#772703

Quaffer

"If women were born pregnant, abortion wouldn't be a contentious issue."

What? I'm corn fused.

"society would be much better if we publicly executed abortion doctors"

Yes, let's revert a couple of hundred of years and make things better for everyone. Dumbass.

11/18/2008 5:30:15 AM

#772712

anonymous

The 'morning after' is probably like a thousand cells or less. Stem cells at that, there would be no nerve cells or muscle or blood cells. No heart, no brain, no feelings. More like a sperm or egg cell than a baby.

11/18/2008 5:39:44 AM

#772719

zazugrey

Gotta second xander8. Even Morgoth would smack this prick.

11/18/2008 5:47:28 AM

#772749

Dark_Lord_Prime

If women were born pregnant, they would be tribbles.

[Observable Reality beat me to the reference, but I don't care. :P]

11/18/2008 6:10:37 AM

#772829

aaa

Sigh...

11/18/2008 7:16:18 AM

#772863

SteelyDanorak

"Birth control pills are a device created by men so men could have more sex with women"

That's half true. It also allows women to have more sex with men.

"and is one of Satan's deceptions, masking the true nature of love that God desired."

So the more you love someone the less sex you'll have with them? I think I'm with Satan on this one.

11/18/2008 8:36:36 AM

#772864

DaMentalFunism

society would be much better if we publicly executed abortion doctors

Really? I don't remember them being such great times.

11/18/2008 8:37:59 AM

#772911

IanC

@ Thinking Allowed - do you get the feeling fundies want the two confused on purpose?

11/18/2008 9:37:22 AM

#772920

FMG

No mordern medicine is biblical. Give it up.
The internet is not biblical. Give it up.
Mordern clothing is not biblical. Give it up.

You want to live like a bronze age sheep herder. Go for it. Leave us to live in the utopia we are making.

11/18/2008 9:45:13 AM

#772973

Dan Onymous

Fuckwit. You're either against murder or you aren't, you can't have it both ways - "Oh we should stop the killing by killing" Fucking idiot.

11/18/2008 10:19:40 AM

#772978

Paler_Face

A morning after pill is not abortion. A blastocyst is not a child. Get over yourself.

11/18/2008 10:22:16 AM

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