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If being gay is natural, why the fuck animals are not gay? Maybe animals have more sense than some humans..?

(Homosexual behaviour happens in many many animal species.)

I have never heard of that. I guess gay people? are raising there animals to be like them.....

Methex, YouTube 52 Comments [11/18/2008 6:38:21 AM]
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SurfinSeaOtter

If these gay people figured out how to train an octopus to be gay...

11/18/2008 6:39:20 AM

epsilon

You mean you don't train animals to be gay in your spare time?

11/18/2008 6:46:22 AM

Mortok

Well duh. Why do you think there are so many gay zoo keepers?

11/18/2008 6:53:04 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"I guess gay people? are raising there animals to be like them....."

I wonder if Methex is the one who is responsible for raising all of the mentally deficient animals...

11/18/2008 7:06:30 AM

HoJuSimpson


11/18/2008 7:07:20 AM

Dracori

Why do these fundies always place a random question mark in the middle of their sentences?

11/18/2008 7:14:47 AM

TheOutsider

Can we stop taking quotes from YouTube comments?

11/18/2008 7:17:15 AM

anonymous

They're in ur oceanz, teachin ur dolphins buttseckz

11/18/2008 7:31:28 AM

aaa

Thick one.

11/18/2008 7:32:59 AM

Freboy

When an expert has never heard of it, that may be significant. A fundie, however is expected not to know.

11/18/2008 8:29:01 AM

Grigori Yefimovich

To be fair, I knew somebody who decorated her tortoise with pink icing...

11/18/2008 8:39:58 AM

Tom S. Fox

@Dracori: FSTDT does that.

11/18/2008 9:05:35 AM

Jack Bauer

I know a dog who has an eye for interior design.


11/18/2008 9:12:52 AM

Nowonmai

I've never heard of you, but you exist. Are 'Ignorant People' raising you to be just like them?

11/18/2008 9:19:34 AM

Jaces Ci

just because you never heard of it doesnt mean it doesnt exist...i only found out about people who have a sexual fantasies involving plants that produce painful or irritating substance. even though i had never heard of it, there were pictures and this proves that it exists..although my innocence no longer does :(

11/18/2008 9:48:21 AM

Eden

Obviously these gays were very successful with the training.

They even trained a whole species of apes (Bonobos) not only in widespread homosexual behavior, but also in having a "society" where the women dominate over the men.
A society that is much more peaceful btw. than the society of other (male dominated) apes, including humans ;)

11/18/2008 10:04:20 AM

a mind far far away

*headdesk*...*headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*...(blacks out)

11/18/2008 11:38:03 AM

Cabraxas

An adult making such a post, and who never heard of homosexual behaviour in the WILD animal kingdom is either woefully sheltered or wilfully ignorant. Maybe both.

11/18/2008 11:55:08 AM

Xotan

ROTFLMAO. Unintended humour?

11/18/2008 12:55:21 PM

LadyJafaria

*is now picturing whiptail lizards saying "Thanks for the help, Ellen, but we figured out how to be lesbians on our own"*

11/18/2008 2:00:05 PM

Poppy Pomfrey

*dies laughing*
gay people raise animals to be gay!

Go fuck your mother, sister or brother

11/18/2008 2:03:27 PM

werewolf

This is hilarious.

11/18/2008 3:13:39 PM

Amanda

Animals in the WILD are gay.

11/18/2008 4:34:56 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

ummm..some animals are gay and bi.

11/18/2008 5:26:45 PM

Slayer

The amount of information that you have never heard of could fill the internet. Why don't you do a simple Google search before posting lies?

11/18/2008 6:27:41 PM
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