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Text of the Kieffe & Sons Ford Ad:

Did you know that there are people in this country who want prayer out of schools, "Under God" out of the Pledge, and "In God We Trust" to be taken off our money?
But did you know that 86% of Americans say they believe in God? Now since we all know that 86 out of every 100 of us are Christians, who believe in God, we at Kieffe & Sons Ford wonder why we don't tell the other 14% to sit down and shut up. I guess maybe I just offended 14% of the people who are listening to this message. Well, if that is the case then I say that's tough, this is America folks, it's called free speech, and none of us at Kieffe & Sons Ford are afraid to speak out. Kieffe & Sons Ford on Sierra Highway in Mojave and Rosamond, if we don't see you today, by the grace of God, we'll be here tomorrow."

Kieffe & Sons Ford, YouTube 55 Comments [11/18/2008 8:34:17 AM]
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Thinking Allowed

Just another reason I don't buy Ford.

11/18/2008 8:41:34 AM

Grigori Yefimovich

Guess what? You won't be seeing me tomorrow, either.

11/18/2008 8:41:47 AM



"But did you know that 86% of Americans say they believe in God"

How do you know it's 'your' god? Number of people asked?

is this why the car industry is going down the tubes?


11/18/2008 8:44:02 AM

Joe-Bob

You know it's bad business to discriminate. That's why most companies are offering packages to gay couples even if they're not married. Discrimination = bad press = reduced sales. Not only is this fundie, it is bad business management as well.

11/18/2008 8:55:02 AM

agentCDE

"sit down and shut up"

"it's called free speech"

Become an hero and stop fucking up America immediately.

11/18/2008 8:55:25 AM

nintendofreakgcn

I'm a Christian, and you just offended me with your sheer stupidity and bigotry.

11/18/2008 9:32:32 AM

Route666

Belief in God <> Christian fucktard. Teh catholics are not real christians(tm) remember

11/18/2008 9:39:53 AM

aaa

I'll just go to the other dealer next door.

11/18/2008 9:45:25 AM

FMG

See, this is what happens when you kick money lenders out of temples. You become SHIT AT BUSINESS.

11/18/2008 9:49:02 AM

CJ

"Freedom of speech for everybody (unless they disagree with me!)"

The Bill of Rights exists (at least in part) to protect the minority from the mob rule of the majority. The 14% have the exact same rights as the 86%. You don't like it, get over it. Asshole.

11/18/2008 10:35:57 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

we at Kieffe & Sons Ford wonder why we don't tell the other 14% to sit down and shut up.

Because your country's political system was specifically designed to prevent tyranny of the majority. It's why you have a bill of rights.

11/18/2008 10:37:35 AM



You and all your sons together don't have the balls to tell me to sit down and shut up. Why don't YOU shut the fuck up and quit making a little whiny baby asshole out of yourself?

11/18/2008 11:23:53 AM

a mind far far away

So everyone who believes in god in this country is a christian? I think there are many gods worshipped here. There are Muslims, Hindus, Pagans, etc. Christianity only accounts for about 57-58% of those who do believe in a deity. You mean only christians should have free speech, as you said the atheists and agnostics should shut up. How unamerican of you. STFU.

11/18/2008 12:06:59 PM

Doctor Whom

This is America, folks; it's called "no law respecting an establishment of religion."

As for God on our currency, render unto Caesar, bitch.

11/18/2008 12:07:09 PM

emau99

[Did you know that there are people in this country who want prayer out of schools, "Under God" out of the Pledge, and "In God We Trust" to be taken off our money?]

Who? How many of them are there?

[But did you know that 86% of Americans say they believe in God? Now since we all know that 86 out of every 100 of us are Christians, who believe in God...]

Belief in God =/= Christian.

[...we at Kieffe & Sons Ford wonder why we don't tell the other 14% to sit down and shut up...]

Why? Because of the Bill of Rights. That's why.

[...this is America folks, it's called free speech...]

Cognitive dissonance much?

[...and none of us at Kieffe & Sons Ford are afraid to speak out.]

You aren't afraid of discrimination, hypocrisy, and public embarrassment, either.

11/18/2008 12:14:40 PM

upallnite

My brother in law is the manager of a ford dealership. I am going to ask him who this bigot needs to be reported to.

11/18/2008 12:17:39 PM

Xotan

Of your 86% there are Muslims, Catholics, Jews, Buddhists, Pagans, Wiccans, New-Agers etc, etc. Oh, and liars too who want to seem to conform. This reduces your statistic to shite.

Could do better!

11/18/2008 12:40:54 PM

Ozzie

"by the grace of God, we'll be here tomorrow."

Maybe not, aren't the big three US auto companies going down the toilet? Why isn't God helping you out of this mess?


11/18/2008 1:06:42 PM

apYrs

and as the auto market dwindles, that 14% (and those who are gay with a large "pink-dollar" reserve) will be very important to you as your business goes belly up.

Enjoy payback bitch

11/18/2008 1:08:12 PM

Kiedis

it's a repeat.

I said don't you ever leave.

11/18/2008 1:56:12 PM

JohnTheAtheist

So the 14% should sit down and shut up but you have free speech? Did I miss it in the constitution where it said you get free speech unless you are in the minority?

Also, if 86% of people believe in god you know for a fact that they are all Christians? No Jews or Muslims in there?

I feel sorry for the Sons.

11/18/2008 2:03:30 PM

Poppy Pomfrey

I wasn't planning on buying a Ford anyway!

you Sir, are hurting the already beat down american car industry!

I go and buy a godless YARIS!!!!!

11/18/2008 2:09:20 PM

Marcus

Kieffe & Sons Ford on Sierra Highway in Mojave and Rosamond, if we don't see you today, by the grace of God, we'll be here tomorrow.

Did he just throw an advertisement into his fundie ranting?!?! Talk about changing money in the temple!

Oh, by the way, Fords suck ass. That's why I only buy BMW and Volvo.

11/18/2008 2:35:48 PM

werewolf

Neither are we afraid to speak out.

And no, you definitely won't be here tomorrow. In case you failed to notice it, the auto industry is in big trouble right now. With attitudes like yours, you won't ride out the tsunami.

11/18/2008 3:08:30 PM

GigaGuess

Well, if that is the case then I say that's tough, this is America folks, it's called free speech...

So everyone who disagrees with you should shut up, then? Don't work that way, bucko.

11/18/2008 3:22:30 PM
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