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Quote# 52445

Oh you hurt me so. I get my view of atheists by how they all rock like bobblehead dolls to the same stimuli.

What part of nothing creating everything don't you understand?

You guys don't have enough i o n s on your numbers for nothing to get everything here. Or do you? How many numbers with i o n s on the end of them did it take for nothing to "create" everything?

0 x 0 = atheism when all is said and done.

Hmm, a mathematical fact.

I'm sorry if it causes you cerebral discomfort to hear or see that offered up as the root of all atheism's sandy bottomed assertions.

I'm sorry pal, a sparrow is not an accident caused by another accident that was a mistake that became something improved out of the accident.

And humans are worth even more than sparrows.

Now . . . where'd I hear that before?

But if you want to believe in atheism, far be it from me to stop you. I can see how angry it makes you when challenged. I'll be going now.

Polycarp_fan, Christian Forums 50 Comments [11/18/2008 3:52:43 AM]
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#772542
Amanda

You know, I don't know who decided humans are worth more than sparrows. Why do people think that? Because we talk? Because we're smart? What makes one life worth more than another?

11/18/2008 3:55:28 AM

#772550
Jay-Sus

You have no idea what you're talking about.

11/18/2008 3:58:57 AM

#772552


Amanda- Yes we are worth more than a sparrow. Intelligence goes a long way. We are also sentient.

11/18/2008 4:00:08 AM

#772556
dtisc

Projection much?

11/18/2008 4:01:21 AM

#772559
Ignignockt

"What part of nothing creating everything don't you understand?"

Ummm... All of it?

11/18/2008 4:02:00 AM

#772560
Shadow Boxer

We're worth more than sparrows because we're the ones doing the valuation. If sparrows were the ones deciding who was the most valuable, sparrows would be worth more than humans.

11/18/2008 4:02:09 AM

#772562
Old Viking

Pretentious twaddle.

11/18/2008 4:02:59 AM

#772578
DemonFighter

Edwin Hubble and MC Stephen Hawking would jack your bitch ass up in an alley if they heard that verbal abortion of the big bang theory.

11/18/2008 4:10:06 AM

#772581
myheadhurts

who says anything came from nothing... oh yah, fundies

even if something did come from nothing, beats a sky daddy blowing clay

11/18/2008 4:12:13 AM

#772587
Joules

... is this supposed to mean something?


11/18/2008 4:13:57 AM

#772590
atrasicarius


11/18/2008 4:14:55 AM

#772593
afacelessatheist

You sir, are a fucking moron. 'Nuff said.

11/18/2008 4:15:55 AM

#772599
Grigadil

First time using acid, kid?

...

That was your trip log, right...?

11/18/2008 4:18:54 AM

#772622


Is "ions" now a bad word that we have to spell it out i o n s so no one gets offended?

And what makes my life any more worthwhile than a sparrow's life? Perhaps a sparrow's life is actually worth more since they reproduce and continue their species and I am infertile and cannot ever do that. Hmmm, food for thought.

11/18/2008 4:32:02 AM

#772628
Allegory for Jesus

"I get my view of atheists by how they all rock like bobblehead dolls to the same stimuli."

What an entertaining coincidence.

"What part of nothing creating everything don't you understand?"

The words "nothing" and "created" specifically.

"0 x 0 = atheism when all is said and done."

Fundie math...it should just be ignored. That being said, it made me wonder if existence is just a divide by zero error...

11/18/2008 4:36:47 AM

#772649
Porky Pine

Where did your god come from and what is this "i o n s" thing?

11/18/2008 4:48:27 AM

#772660
Observable Reality

Condescension--not limited to the side with verifiable facts that actually coincide with reality. Personally, I think it's cute that Polycarp's trying.

11/18/2008 4:54:56 AM

#772678
Route666

A Sarah Palinspeak moment much?

11/18/2008 5:09:22 AM

#772679
a mind far far away

Math doesn't work that way. Nor does logic. Nor does rhetoric. Or English. Sorry kid, your grammar is good, but you make no sense still.

11/18/2008 5:12:08 AM

#772681
wat

"Amanda- Yes we are worth more than a sparrow. Intelligence goes a long way. We are also sentient."

Worth more in terms of what?

11/18/2008 5:13:05 AM

#772698
Shadoom

"I can see how angry it makes you when challenged. I'll be going now"

Your leaving a place called 'Christian Forums' so that you don't make athiests angry?

11/18/2008 5:25:51 AM

#772713
anonymous

0 x 0 != god
god x 0 = universe is therefore impossible and invalid.

11/18/2008 5:40:45 AM

#772742
Dark_Lord_Prime

"i o n s" = "-ions"

As in, "millions" and "billions."

As for the rest of it... standard fundy rhetoric with an attempt at new packaging, wrapped up with a nice fail bow.

*shrug*


11/18/2008 6:07:07 AM

#772751
doomie 22

I see words but I can't make sentences.

11/18/2008 6:11:42 AM

#772765
Slayer

Of course you will be going now. You wouldn't want to stick around for the complete pwnage of your post.

11/18/2008 6:16:56 AM
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