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Oh you hurt me so. I get my view of atheists by how they all rock like bobblehead dolls to the same stimuli.

What part of nothing creating everything don't you understand?

You guys don't have enough i o n s on your numbers for nothing to get everything here. Or do you? How many numbers with i o n s on the end of them did it take for nothing to "create" everything?

0 x 0 = atheism when all is said and done.

Hmm, a mathematical fact.

I'm sorry if it causes you cerebral discomfort to hear or see that offered up as the root of all atheism's sandy bottomed assertions.

I'm sorry pal, a sparrow is not an accident caused by another accident that was a mistake that became something improved out of the accident.

And humans are worth even more than sparrows.

Now . . . where'd I hear that before?

But if you want to believe in atheism, far be it from me to stop you. I can see how angry it makes you when challenged. I'll be going now.

Polycarp_fan, Christian Forums 50 Comments [11/18/2008 3:52:43 AM]
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Amanda

You know, I don't know who decided humans are worth more than sparrows. Why do people think that? Because we talk? Because we're smart? What makes one life worth more than another?

11/18/2008 3:55:28 AM

Jay-Sus

You have no idea what you're talking about.

11/18/2008 3:58:57 AM



Amanda- Yes we are worth more than a sparrow. Intelligence goes a long way. We are also sentient.

11/18/2008 4:00:08 AM

dtisc

Projection much?

11/18/2008 4:01:21 AM

Ignignockt

"What part of nothing creating everything don't you understand?"

Ummm... All of it?

11/18/2008 4:02:00 AM

Shadow Boxer

We're worth more than sparrows because we're the ones doing the valuation. If sparrows were the ones deciding who was the most valuable, sparrows would be worth more than humans.

11/18/2008 4:02:09 AM

Old Viking

Pretentious twaddle.

11/18/2008 4:02:59 AM

DemonFighter

Edwin Hubble and MC Stephen Hawking would jack your bitch ass up in an alley if they heard that verbal abortion of the big bang theory.

11/18/2008 4:10:06 AM

myheadhurts

who says anything came from nothing... oh yah, fundies

even if something did come from nothing, beats a sky daddy blowing clay

11/18/2008 4:12:13 AM

Joules

... is this supposed to mean something?


11/18/2008 4:13:57 AM

atrasicarius


11/18/2008 4:14:55 AM

afacelessatheist

You sir, are a fucking moron. 'Nuff said.

11/18/2008 4:15:55 AM

Grigadil

First time using acid, kid?

...

That was your trip log, right...?

11/18/2008 4:18:54 AM



Is "ions" now a bad word that we have to spell it out i o n s so no one gets offended?

And what makes my life any more worthwhile than a sparrow's life? Perhaps a sparrow's life is actually worth more since they reproduce and continue their species and I am infertile and cannot ever do that. Hmmm, food for thought.

11/18/2008 4:32:02 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"I get my view of atheists by how they all rock like bobblehead dolls to the same stimuli."

What an entertaining coincidence.

"What part of nothing creating everything don't you understand?"

The words "nothing" and "created" specifically.

"0 x 0 = atheism when all is said and done."

Fundie math...it should just be ignored. That being said, it made me wonder if existence is just a divide by zero error...

11/18/2008 4:36:47 AM

Porky Pine

Where did your god come from and what is this "i o n s" thing?

11/18/2008 4:48:27 AM

Observable Reality

Condescension--not limited to the side with verifiable facts that actually coincide with reality. Personally, I think it's cute that Polycarp's trying.

11/18/2008 4:54:56 AM

Route666

A Sarah Palinspeak moment much?

11/18/2008 5:09:22 AM

a mind far far away

Math doesn't work that way. Nor does logic. Nor does rhetoric. Or English. Sorry kid, your grammar is good, but you make no sense still.

11/18/2008 5:12:08 AM

wat

"Amanda- Yes we are worth more than a sparrow. Intelligence goes a long way. We are also sentient."

Worth more in terms of what?

11/18/2008 5:13:05 AM

Shadoom

"I can see how angry it makes you when challenged. I'll be going now"

Your leaving a place called 'Christian Forums' so that you don't make athiests angry?

11/18/2008 5:25:51 AM

anonymous

0 x 0 != god
god x 0 = universe is therefore impossible and invalid.

11/18/2008 5:40:45 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"i o n s" = "-ions"

As in, "millions" and "billions."

As for the rest of it... standard fundy rhetoric with an attempt at new packaging, wrapped up with a nice fail bow.

*shrug*


11/18/2008 6:07:07 AM

doomie 22

I see words but I can't make sentences.

11/18/2008 6:11:42 AM

Slayer

Of course you will be going now. You wouldn't want to stick around for the complete pwnage of your post.

11/18/2008 6:16:56 AM
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