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Does it matter what you eat according to Evolution? According to Creation you should eat fruits, vetables, etc...

TruthTraveler, Christian Forums 28 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Susan

What are "vetables"?

9/2/2007 4:07:26 PM

DinDC

DAMN - I've been cravin' me some "vetables" for a long time here now!


9/2/2007 4:23:11 PM



yes

9/2/2007 5:05:40 PM

agentCDE

Wait, what!?

9/2/2007 5:58:49 PM

Jack Bauer

If god created man, why did he give him the dentition of an omnivore and then tell him to just eat fruits and 'vetables'?

9/2/2007 6:01:21 PM

szena

What part of "Evolution is a scientific theory, not a guide for living" is difficult for you to understand?

9/2/2007 6:13:35 PM

weetzie

Funny, I always felt that the Bible discouraged the eating of fruit..


9/2/2007 6:58:52 PM

BurntBush

I went cooba diving for some vetibles once. That there is some good eatin'

9/2/2007 7:26:27 PM

Beccs

So god created us to eat fruit and vegetable but gave us teeth to tear and eat meat. Is that another of his little boo-boos?

9/2/2007 8:06:35 PM

King Duncan

According to my copy of the book of Evolution, I'm supposed to eat rocks. Mmmm... crunchy and satisfying.

9/2/2007 9:09:55 PM

cyborgtroy

According to evolution?

Anything non-poisonous, which also means no brains and no spinal cords.

Eating other humans is optional.

2/20/2008 6:46:08 PM

canadiest

I do eat fruit, vegetables etc.. lots of stuff in etc that I just love, Ice cream, steak ...

Way to define, numb-nuts

2/23/2008 6:48:09 AM

onoma

um. wat?

2/23/2008 6:52:20 AM

Doctor Fishcake

What the fuck?

2/23/2008 9:58:59 AM

Nny

Then why do we have sharp teeth?

2/25/2008 6:14:33 AM

Dr. Shrinker

"According to Creation you should eat fruits, vetables, etc..."

And this strikes you as a particularly astute observation?

12/21/2008 12:05:08 AM

Lilith

I'm an omnivore and I have the teeth to prove it.

12/21/2008 10:49:58 AM

????

And the digestive enzymes.

12/21/2008 2:04:59 PM

celestial-salamander

is this only a pashal quote? because it doesn't make a hole lot of sence.

12/21/2008 2:11:18 PM

Canadiest

Another attempt (without chapter and verse) to claim the Bible knew a healthy diet before science did. It's bullshit and wrong as well

12/21/2008 3:45:35 PM

Man Called True

According to Creation, man has dominion over all the beasts of the land, birds of the air, and fish of the sea.

Doesn't sound vegan to me.

12/21/2008 3:50:33 PM

SpankyZeHam

The link won't work for me

12/21/2008 3:58:20 PM

Tripper

Oh really? Then why are the fat-ass creatards down here in the south the first people I see hitting the burger joint on Sunday?!

6/5/2009 7:08:14 AM

anti-nonsense

We should eat things that are good for us and help us to survive.

And occasionally things that just taste delicious, like cookie dough Blizzards from DQ.

Fruits and vegetables are good for us, but so is moderate amounts of meat, we are omnivores and have evolved to eat a lot of things.

5/20/2010 9:23:50 PM

Anon-e-moose

"According to Creation you should eat fruits"

And I thought you & your ilk frowned upon that sort of activity. Still, it does explain Ted Faggard...:



"vetables"

"They really do have an irony deficiency. I honestly believe that in certain parts of America now, people have started to mate with vegetables."

-Jeremy Clarkson, "Top Gear"

5/22/2010 8:29:57 AM
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