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Does it matter what you eat according to Evolution? According to Creation you should eat fruits, vetables, etc...

TruthTraveler, Christian Forums 28 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#282658
Susan

What are "vetables"?

9/2/2007 4:07:26 PM
#282668
DinDC

DAMN - I've been cravin' me some "vetables" for a long time here now!


9/2/2007 4:23:11 PM
#282683


yes

9/2/2007 5:05:40 PM
#282691
agentCDE

Wait, what!?

9/2/2007 5:58:49 PM
#282692
Jack Bauer

If god created man, why did he give him the dentition of an omnivore and then tell him to just eat fruits and 'vetables'?

9/2/2007 6:01:21 PM
#282696
szena

What part of "Evolution is a scientific theory, not a guide for living" is difficult for you to understand?

9/2/2007 6:13:35 PM
#282709
weetzie

Funny, I always felt that the Bible discouraged the eating of fruit..


9/2/2007 6:58:52 PM
#282723
BurntBush

I went cooba diving for some vetibles once. That there is some good eatin'

9/2/2007 7:26:27 PM
#282740
Beccs

So god created us to eat fruit and vegetable but gave us teeth to tear and eat meat. Is that another of his little boo-boos?

9/2/2007 8:06:35 PM
#282744
King Duncan

According to my copy of the book of Evolution, I'm supposed to eat rocks. Mmmm... crunchy and satisfying.

9/2/2007 9:09:55 PM
#411098
cyborgtroy

According to evolution?

Anything non-poisonous, which also means no brains and no spinal cords.

Eating other humans is optional.

2/20/2008 6:46:08 PM
#413826
canadiest

I do eat fruit, vegetables etc.. lots of stuff in etc that I just love, Ice cream, steak ...

Way to define, numb-nuts

2/23/2008 6:48:09 AM
#413828
onoma

um. wat?

2/23/2008 6:52:20 AM
#413874
Doctor Fishcake

What the fuck?

2/23/2008 9:58:59 AM
#415280
Nny

Then why do we have sharp teeth?

2/25/2008 6:14:33 AM
#820102
Dr. Shrinker

"According to Creation you should eat fruits, vetables, etc..."

And this strikes you as a particularly astute observation?

12/21/2008 12:05:08 AM
#820612
Lilith

I'm an omnivore and I have the teeth to prove it.

12/21/2008 10:49:58 AM
#820712
????

And the digestive enzymes.

12/21/2008 2:04:59 PM
#820718
celestial-salamander

is this only a pashal quote? because it doesn't make a hole lot of sence.

12/21/2008 2:11:18 PM
#820794
Canadiest

Another attempt (without chapter and verse) to claim the Bible knew a healthy diet before science did. It's bullshit and wrong as well

12/21/2008 3:45:35 PM
#820799
Man Called True

According to Creation, man has dominion over all the beasts of the land, birds of the air, and fish of the sea.

Doesn't sound vegan to me.

12/21/2008 3:50:33 PM
#820803
SpankyZeHam

The link won't work for me

12/21/2008 3:58:20 PM
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Tripper

Oh really? Then why are the fat-ass creatards down here in the south the first people I see hitting the burger joint on Sunday?!

6/5/2009 7:08:14 AM
#1159573
anti-nonsense

We should eat things that are good for us and help us to survive.

And occasionally things that just taste delicious, like cookie dough Blizzards from DQ.

Fruits and vegetables are good for us, but so is moderate amounts of meat, we are omnivores and have evolved to eat a lot of things.

5/20/2010 9:23:50 PM
#1159910
Anon-e-moose

"According to Creation you should eat fruits"

And I thought you & your ilk frowned upon that sort of activity. Still, it does explain Ted Faggard...:



"vetables"

"They really do have an irony deficiency. I honestly believe that in certain parts of America now, people have started to mate with vegetables."

-Jeremy Clarkson, "Top Gear"

5/22/2010 8:29:57 AM
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