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I don't know much about Britain, but I know enough to be thankful I don't live there! It's so secular, and the few who are religious are mostly muslim. It's certainly a fertile ground for Satan to create his antichrist, though the Left Behind books make me envision an eastern european man whenever I think of the AC. It never crossed my mind that the AC might be English though there's no reason he couldn't. As someone else said I always thought he would be someone who came out of nowhere and rise up like a rocket to rule the world. He would be kind of like a European version of Obama (I still can't believe we elected someone so inexperienced. McCain has probably been in politics longer than Obama has been alive!)
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CharlotteCow, Rapture Ready 69 Comments [11/18/2008 9:05:29 AM]
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Vesper

Two things:

1) I firmly believe that the holy text of rapture ready is the Left Behind series and not this Bible they seem to misquote every now and then.

2) "McCain has probably been in politics longer than Obama has been alive"

Seriously, it would take 30 seconds to verify this as fact or bullshit on the internet yet you still just stick the word probably in their and move on. Lazy fucking arguments piss me off.

11/18/2008 9:09:33 AM

Nowonmai

Take off your blinders, take out your ear plugs, and go to the library and read about "The Church of England" and the origins of the Anglican (Catholic Lite) church, you frigging twit.

McCain's been around longer? So what? Doesn't make his any good at the job. Take Bush for example.

11/18/2008 9:15:46 AM

IanC

CHURCH OF ENGLAND BITCH.

Although even though we have a state religion we are still more secular than the US seems to be :p

" and the few who are religious are mostly muslim"
http://www.statistics.gov.uk/census2001/profiles/rank/rank_ethnic.asp

The 2001 Census says otherwise.

11/18/2008 9:32:37 AM

Route666

Actually these are not christians, they are a left behind cult as they obviously know fuck all about teh baybull or teh history of England and the American xian religion and origins.

Sick fucks

11/18/2008 9:33:36 AM

Grigori Yefimovich

'McCain has probably been in politics longer than Obama has been alive!'

So has Robert Mugabe.

Also, I'm British, and I'd like to make a couple of points:

1) You know fuck all about us.
2) I too am thankful you don't live here.

11/18/2008 9:52:16 AM

FMG

Secular England - It's actually a theocratic monarchy (the queen is also a "pope" of the state religion).

It's just that the british went down the route your country is going. And they do not want to do it ever again. And so have created a secular society that goes against their "founding principles" since the founding principles were found lacking.

11/18/2008 9:52:44 AM

aaa

They are scared of everything.

11/18/2008 9:56:48 AM

Mr Blur

I'm thankful you don't live here, too.

I suspect that you "don't know much" about anything.

11/18/2008 9:56:58 AM

Dan Onymous

Church of England, heard of it? The Anglican church is one of the largest in the world. But yes, although lots of us are Christians, we are also fairly secular (i.e. less mental than a lot of Americans).

And surely you should be getting your facts on the antichrist from the Bible, not the Left Behind books?

Anyway, everyone knows God is British so there's no reason the Antichrist shouldn't be British too.

Oh bloody hell, I just read the rest of the thread. Are they really suggesting the Prince charles is the Antichrist? What's wrong with these people?

11/18/2008 9:57:06 AM

Clown

As a guy from south-eastern Europe, I find myself deeply offended. How dare you say the AC will come from Eastern Europe when (s)he is actually from here? Have you even met her? I don't think so... If you indeed met my former girlfriend, you won't be alive to talk about it.

11/18/2008 10:08:24 AM

Zyzle

"I don't know much about Britain"

Why do i get the feeling that the rest of this wall of text is only going to confirm this.

"but I know enough to be thankful I don't live there!"

Thought so.

"It's so secular, and the few who are religious are mostly muslim."

Fail!

From the last Census:

Christian: 71.6%
Muslim: 2.7%
Hindu: 1.0%
Sikh: 0.6%
Jewish: 0.5%
Buddhist: 0.3%
Other religion: 0.3%
Not stated: 7.3%
No religion: 15.5%
Total religious: 76.8%

(apparently we also have nearly 400 000 Jedi Knights :) )

"the Left Behind books make me envision an eastern european man whenever I think of the AC."

Ah yes using FICTION to establish your world view... why does that sound familiar?

"It never crossed my mind that the AC might be English"

My guess that's because as well as being a fundy nut-job your also one of these arrogant idiots who think that anything great (good or bad) must be American.

"Obama (I still can't believe we elected someone so inexperienced. McCain has probably been in politics longer than Obama has been alive!)"

Just say it: "I don't like black people" at least then you'll be honest.

11/18/2008 10:09:08 AM

blackgem

That's ok, we're thankful you don't live here too.

11/18/2008 10:27:06 AM

Nutz

fuck all of you people who can't recall 8 years ago when Bush alleged that McCain was an immoral, cheating, homosexual, hot tempered asshole when they were competing for the Republican nomination. You people make me sick. McCain was an upstanding individual until the Republican machine corrupted him. Fortunately we elected someone I feel is far less corruptible and our country will be better off for it.

11/18/2008 10:29:11 AM

arcturus

@Dan Onymous:

"Oh bloody hell, I just read the rest of the thread. Are they really suggesting the Prince charles is the Antichrist? What's wrong with these people?"

That might explain a lot about prince charles :-D

11/18/2008 10:43:42 AM

Thundersqueaks

"I don't know much about Britain,"

Substitute much with anything.

11/18/2008 11:08:11 AM



Well McCain has been a stupid useless asshole for longer than Obama has been alive, that's for certain.

11/18/2008 11:20:18 AM

Evergreen

I don't know much about Britain...

I noticed.

11/18/2008 11:31:23 AM

Beeblebrox

I don't know much about Britain...

That's all I needed to hear.

11/18/2008 11:33:43 AM

Emma

Candidates for the British Anti-Christ: Prince Charles, Prince William, David Cameron (likely to become Prime Minister, soon), or maybe Sarkozy because he is French with Eastern European ancestry (Hungarian).

11/18/2008 12:05:08 PM



At least she doesn't seem to believe Obama is the Antichrist... Guess that's already something.

11/18/2008 12:17:43 PM

Xotan

Can it be the 'Left Behind' (aka 'Left Buttock') books are now on par with the Bible?

(Somewhere between Left Behind and Right Behind [aka Right Buttock], in the opinion of fundies, lies the Homosexual Agenda.)

Ms. Cow (how aptly named!) has never been to Britain, yet she presumes to comment on it in highly critical terms.

Dear Ms Cow, at 65, I still rise up like a rocket - without viagra! Consider this information as part of your education on European men. Don't raise your hopes, though. I'm a gay man. However, I have no aspirations to rule the world.

11/18/2008 12:31:08 PM

apYrs

We rejoice daily that you don't live here. The fundies we've got are bad enough!!

11/18/2008 12:38:03 PM



You idiots at RR know more about the fucking "Left Behind" series of fantasy fiction than you do the Bible you (supposedly) worship. BABYLON is not in Europe.

11/18/2008 12:40:50 PM

Lucretius

In other words rgaring the UK

"I don't know what it is like , but I do know I don't like it "

11/18/2008 12:52:10 PM

Ozzie

While reading this and NOT seeing Obama's name and anti-christ together for the first few sentences, I thought maybe some of them had a change of heart. But there it was in the 2nd to last sentence.

They never disapoint.

11/18/2008 1:02:18 PM
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