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Christians, why is the Name of your God: LORD on toilets?
In all the English, and sometimes not English countries, the Name LORD and LADIES is on toilet doors.
2 King 10:18 - 27 King Jehu destroyed the worshipers of baal and made toilets from the house of baal.
Satan managed to make us place the Name of our Lord on toilets.
When you see this, ask the owner to take it off.

Johann P, Yahoo! Answers 55 Comments [11/20/2008 9:59:16 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Caboose
WTF?! || meh

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Oh, come on. I call Poe.

11/20/2008 10:01:53 PM


Get me the Mirror Shield and Some Sunlight, I think we have a poe!

11/20/2008 10:08:49 PM


Lord comes from old English, meaning "guardian of the bread" - hardly a fitting title for God! The name of God in scripture is Yahweh, Adondai or Kyrios. "Lord" is just the closest English word chosen by the translators. If someone puts "Kyrios" on the toilet door, then maybe they're trying to be disrespectful.

11/20/2008 10:17:44 PM


You're a damn liar.

English loos have "Ladies" and "Gents" (or "Gentlemen")on them. If you've never been to England, try doing some research.

Your name sounds Dutch or Afrikaans (or maybe German). In those languages the men do indeed have "Here" for Gents,,, but while "Heer" CAN mean 'Lord', it can also mean 'Gentleman'.

11/20/2008 10:17:45 PM

Paschal Wagner

I just call it "baptizin' the John."

11/20/2008 10:19:37 PM


1) Don't you have anything better to do?

2) Grow up.

11/20/2008 10:20:50 PM


@Paschal: I call it safe sex! Wait... we are talking about masturbation here right?

11/20/2008 10:22:04 PM


Actually, I have seen a couple of establishments in the UK with such tongue-in-cheek nomenclature for their ablutions.

11/20/2008 10:22:53 PM

Bored One-time Poster

I've never seen a toilet with "LORD" on it, and I'm guessing you've never been to England.

11/20/2008 10:29:34 PM

a mind far far away


11/20/2008 10:41:05 PM


But i'm on the great white throne!

11/20/2008 10:47:07 PM

The L

What the motherfucking hell?

It says, "Ladies" and "Gentlemen," or "Men" and "Women." If this isn't a Poe, he deserves a two-by-four through his non-existent brain.

11/20/2008 10:47:31 PM

*Lord* and Ladies? Exactly where is he going to the toilet, Buckingham Palace?

11/20/2008 10:52:15 PM


At it's basic meaning, Lord and Lady are just gender titles of owners of land. Much ado about nothing

11/20/2008 11:08:13 PM


And "lord" is not the name of your god. It's been added since Christians consider God the owner of all

11/20/2008 11:11:50 PM


Hey dumbfuck - baal means "Lord". So according to you King Jehu is a blasphemer. Goddamn you're stupid.

11/20/2008 11:21:09 PM

Old Viking

Avoid anti-Christian insults. Never again answer nature's call.

11/20/2008 11:21:16 PM



11/20/2008 11:55:23 PM



11/21/2008 12:03:50 AM


This reminds me of the Jamberoo pub. They had "Dave-o" and "Maude" on their doors, until it gots sold...

Fucking crazy, none the less.

11/21/2008 12:08:04 AM

I've never seen a toilet with "Lords" written on it. Do they have those in the Houses of Parliament at Westminster or something?

11/21/2008 12:34:17 AM


Old Viking wrote:

"Avoid anti-Christian insults. Never again answer nature's call."

True Pee Waits

11/21/2008 1:00:31 AM


The name of your god is YHWH not "lord". Shit will you idiots get your superstions and mythologies straight.

11/21/2008 1:13:35 AM

Philbert McAdamia

There are a lot of porcelain thrones here in the U.S. with the brand name "CHURCH". Apropos to pew? (pee-yew!)

Didja hear about the religious skunk who went to church and sat in his own pew?________________Doodles Weaver

11/21/2008 1:18:58 AM


::headdesk X10:: What the hell? Does he seriously not get that it's the same as "Men's Room" and, well, "Ladies Room"?

11/21/2008 2:09:06 AM
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