Brother is gay, when to kick him out?
Ok, I found out my brother is gay, So, I'm going to kick him out. I don't want him turning our little cousin gay when he comes over and what not. How much week notice should I give 1-3? He has no car, and what not. and no where else to go so by 20 days he should be able to find a new place right?
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Wow, way to uphold those Christian values of love and tolerance there, dude.
You're definitely high on God's list of favorite people.
My brain hurts.
Maybe you could remember that just because he's gay doesn't mean he's no longer your brother, and you could treat him with love and kindness in spite of not approving of his sexuality? You jerks are always claiming to be so full of love, so how can you turn your back on your brother like that? I could never do that. You people are fucking heartless.
No, no! You don't kick your brother out for being gay! You kick him out for being a lazy deadbeat!
Oh wait . . . is that you?
Read David and Jonathan in the Bible...
BTW, you don't say how old your brother is.
Also, you can't make someone gay. Did he make you gay? Evidently not. One is gay or one is not. There is no conversion process. If there were, there would be no gays as it would have to work both ways. Logical.
Be careful. You are about to make a decision that could have long-reaching consequences that you might live to regret for the rest of your life.
Drekkan85 wrote:
"Sarcasm heavy
Yet still people are fooled
Obvious Poe here"
I think your middle stanza's missing a syllable.
EDIT: Damn you, Gloria, you beat me to it! (BTW, is your last name "Excelsis"?)
If you could "turn" anybody gay, my cousin's two-year-old daughter would be wearing a buzz-cut and lusting for Jodie Foster by now because my lesbian sister and her girlfriend have babysat for her nearly every day since she was born. I would rather trust my own kids to said sister than to someone unrelated to me no matter what their sexual orientation. You are a biggot and a monster to reject your own flesh and blood, especially over something like that. I sincerely hope that your little brat grows up to be a cock-cramming queer just to teach your hate-mongering ass a lesson in tolerance! I can only pray to my god, (the nice one, if not the "true" one) that your post is just a joke, as other commenters have sugested.
Confused?
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