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Should I kick my gay son out of the house?

I have a 13 year old son that used to be a great kid. Unfortunately, I think some liberal teachers must've got to him in school and I recently caught him kissing another boy.

The Bible is pretty clear about this sort of thing. My son threatens the salvation of everybody in the house. I don't wan't to kick him out, but I also don't want to lose my chance at eternal paradise just to keep him around.

Is there a compassionate way of telling my son that I never want to see him again because I want to go to heaven? Or would compassion be a sin, afterall, he is a sinner. In the Bible, Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt for looking back at God's utter destruction of Sodom. I don't want to turn into a pillar of salt or go to hell.

Robert M, Yahoo! Answers 84 Comments [11/18/2008 10:14:23 PM]
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Submitted By: Jax
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Laura

Okay, now you guys are just playing around - quit it!

11/18/2008 10:16:25 PM

History Teacher

Some people should not be allowed to have children.

11/18/2008 10:16:38 PM

Tina

Meh, another poe trying to make a 'point', he even admits it.

Am I the only person who doesn't see the appeal in pretending to be a fundie?

11/18/2008 10:18:16 PM

allkindsof

This is, as the questioner admits in his selection of the Best Answer, a Poe. FSTDT has to be more vigilant about not clogging up the site with Poes. I find them here all the time.

11/18/2008 10:18:31 PM

Pwnzerfaust

Read the answer context, people. It' s a Poe.

11/18/2008 10:22:52 PM

Born Against Christians

Experimentation between curious kids is perfectly normal. He might have just been trying it out. He might turn out to actually be gay. Either way, I pity him because his own flesh and blood is such a complete shit.

11/18/2008 10:29:08 PM

Lou

Hm, the last post seems to have started a trend...

11/18/2008 10:30:28 PM

john

My son threatens the salvation of everybody in the house

What kind of bizarre theology is this? Does he think God near-sighted or something? Does God just indiscriminately punish everybody who happens to be in the same building? The Bible says working on the Sabbath is worse than homosexuality. If you work on the Sabbath, should he say he never wants to see you again so that he doesn't go to hell?

11/18/2008 10:33:11 PM

Will

He probably got it from you sublimated need for man love.

Kick him out so that your genes do not spread further.

11/18/2008 10:43:25 PM

Boxtop

Poe. The author even admits it.

11/18/2008 10:46:00 PM

FreshClaire

Show your son some love, you fruit. If your heart is truly telling you one thing, an old book can't be more important.

11/18/2008 10:48:22 PM

Dracori

Poe. Has to be.

11/18/2008 10:57:34 PM

Pie Man

This looks like a poe. I can tell from the writing style, and from having seen many poes in my time.

11/18/2008 10:59:30 PM

a mind far far away

You don't want to turn into a pillar of salt or go to hell? So you'll just settle on being a terrible father and a real jackass who shouldn't have kids in the first place.

11/18/2008 11:09:22 PM

GigaGuess

Poe. Sarcastic. Another person trying to get the fundies to see how appalling they sound.

11/18/2008 11:17:43 PM

Old Viking

I vote Poe.

11/18/2008 11:36:34 PM

D Laurier

You are an evil bag of shit who does not deserve to have a son.

11/18/2008 11:36:39 PM

Illuminatalie

Obvious poe.

Is there a compassionate way of telling my son that I never want to see him again because I want to go to heaven?
In fact, he really sticks the knife in!

11/18/2008 11:42:37 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

Poe or not, that's just not fair. Even to do that pretending to be a fundie is sick.

11/18/2008 11:43:57 PM

tangerio

I'm not a very good Poe spotter, but even I got this one!

11/18/2008 11:58:30 PM

irish

Yeah, Jesus HATED compassion.

11/18/2008 11:58:43 PM

Pinkie

Why do you douches keep submitting this bullshittery? You must be new here. Hang around and learn to spot a goddamn poe.

11/18/2008 11:59:23 PM

anonymous

We need a better Poe defense system.

11/19/2008 12:06:01 AM

Amanda

So you aren't even concerned about your son's eternal life, you just don't want to go to hell by association? Wow. This is where I'd normally call you an asshole, but I read down and apparently you're a poe. You know, it's just all the more confusing for those who like to laugh at fundies.

11/19/2008 12:09:58 AM

kingoftheheavies

The stench of Poe is thick in the air with this one. No real christian would ever treat their child like this!

Wait. Wut?

11/19/2008 12:12:48 AM
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