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Interviewer: You issued a fatwa prohibiting the vaccination of children, claiming it is a conspiracy of the Jews and Freemasons. Is this true?

Sheik Sadeq Abdallah bin Al-Majed: This is 100%

Muslim Sheik Prohibits vaccinations, claiming it is a conspiracy of the Jews and Freemasons, interview 32 Comments [11/21/2008 10:02:12 PM]
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shykid

Trifecta?

11/21/2008 10:07:11 PM

Malth

Well, fuck.
I hope he isn't vaccinated himself.

11/21/2008 10:08:00 PM

Ladnil

So the Jews and Freemasons are conspiring to prevent children from contracting and spreading disease eh? Why just the Jews and Freemasons? I'm sure that the overwhelming majority of scientists that develop vaccines are atheists.

And even ignoring all that, why the hell is it bad to keep children healthy?

11/21/2008 10:12:21 PM

Dave

^He believes that the vaccines sterilize people.

11/21/2008 10:32:08 PM

lotus whitedragon

@ Dave

Some people, like this sheik, should be sterilized.

11/21/2008 10:36:22 PM

Xotan

@ Lotus Whitedragon

Lobotomized too?

11/21/2008 10:46:02 PM

GigaGuess

@shykid

Religious edict...claiming conspiracy...with a dash of racism thrown in, hot diggity, we DO have a trifecta on out hands!

11/21/2008 10:51:12 PM



Gee sounds like all those fundie Christians who want to kill off the Arabs have help from one of their own. Nothing like a good plague to cut down on the number of members in any religion.

11/21/2008 10:52:40 PM

aaa

Have fun with smallpox!

11/21/2008 10:55:32 PM

Giveitaday

Is there anything that some idiot won't claim to be an evil Jewish/Freemason/Illumintati/NWO conspiracy?

11/21/2008 10:56:55 PM

a mind far far away

This is 100% WHAT? That's an incomplete sentence. As drunk as I am right now, I still know grammatical fuck ups when I see them. Fix it, or else you can't wear a hijab in the US anymore. Fucker.

11/21/2008 10:58:13 PM

Illuminatalie

Giveitaday : who do you work for?

Mwahahahaha

11/21/2008 10:58:20 PM

dg

@#825903: I fear it doesn't work that way. In times of trouble, people become more fanatical, not less (like the flagellants during the Black Death).

11/21/2008 11:44:51 PM



You'd threaten the health of innocent children in the name of your retarded religion because you think vaccines are a conspiracy?

You need to die.

11/22/2008 12:23:18 AM

anonymous

Proof or GTFO.

11/22/2008 12:37:57 AM

john

Darwin award.

11/22/2008 12:54:33 AM

WMDKitty

Gyah. Vaccinations are a good thing. Guess we'll just sit back and laugh when you all die of shit like Measles, or worse.

11/22/2008 12:55:35 AM

tabun

Well damn...This is a change. I thought it was mainly western conspiracy nuts who tended to blame the Freemasons.

I'm wondering how many masonic lodges there are in the middle east anyway. Am I ignorant here? I didn't think that they were that common outside of the west.

11/22/2008 1:40:18 AM

myheadhurts

Anyone know of someone with small pox that can go visit this person?

11/22/2008 2:37:53 AM

Martha Jones

Oh, well how lovely is that? I hope your kids enjoy their polio and crippling diseases while I'm over here being a vaccinated pig-dog living in the Great Satan!

11/22/2008 3:48:02 AM

LOLWUT

I would say that qualifies as child abuse and a general danger to society.

11/22/2008 4:14:21 AM

Elia

It's called herd immunity. It's about the only thing that would keep vulnerable twits like yourself safe from smallpox, measles, hepatitis, etc. You don't let kids get vaccinated, you can kiss your ass good-bye.

11/22/2008 4:59:40 AM

dg

<nitpick>Smallpox no longer exists except in labs.</nitpick>

...What the heck?

11/22/2008 5:18:05 AM

RevDG

as a jew and a freemason, i'd like to say we have better things to do than bothering with this, like poisoning wells and peeing in corona beer.

11/22/2008 5:46:17 AM

Beeblebrox

You issued a fatwa prohibiting the vaccination of children, claiming it is a conspiracy of the Jews and Freemasons. Is this true?

Sheik Sadeq Abdallah bin Al-Majed: This is 100%


Well, let me extend my heartiest thanks to the dirty Jews and evil Freemasons for wiping out a number of crippling and fatal diseases.

11/22/2008 7:30:57 AM
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