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Interviewer: You issued a fatwa prohibiting the vaccination of children, claiming it is a conspiracy of the Jews and Freemasons. Is this true?

Sheik Sadeq Abdallah bin Al-Majed: This is 100%

Muslim Sheik Prohibits vaccinations, claiming it is a conspiracy of the Jews and Freemasons, interview 32 Comments [11/21/2008 10:02:12 PM]
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solomongrundy

Ha! Freemasons? They're just a cheap rip-off of us Stonecutters.


Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do! We do!

Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!

11/22/2008 8:42:12 AM

Wandering Discordian

@Giveitaday: What's funny is the people who think the Jews, Freemasons, Illuminati, NWO, Satanists et al are all working together. Every group has it's own agenda! I can't tell you how many times a Satanic circle I infiltrated was stormed by Freemason forces during a ritual, or how many times a Jewish Conspiracy agent helped me sabotage an Illuminati plan or I helped an Illuminati derail a Jewish Conspiracy scheme or some such. Conspiring is hard work!

11/22/2008 11:05:14 AM

Belquer

@tabun: Didn't you know the freemasons control the world. The oil in the middle east was known about long before the US got there, the freemasons had set up a presence to control it. Silly US invasion ment that the plans needed to be changed. Why do you think that Obama was made the President?

11/22/2008 11:55:33 AM

Anon-e-moose

And dickheads like this believe the 'Protocols of the Elders of Zion' to be gospel truth too (even though it's been proven a fake time & again). Says it all, really.

They must have a layer of aluminium foil under those little crocheted Yarmulke-like caps they wear.

@Xotan

Before lobotomisation, they should be castrated. Without anaesthetic. Using the bluntest & rustiest tools available. I emphasise 'Rusty'. Let's see how far they get without Tetanus vaccinations.

11/22/2008 3:12:52 PM

Princess Rot

Ah, so you approve of your children dying from totally preventable diseases? Good fucking luck, idiot.

11/22/2008 4:51:50 PM

CrazyRoper

Now it's the Jews and the Freemasons. Can we think of anything else to say how vaccinations are bad?

11/24/2008 3:16:08 AM



Well man, they're going to die anyway, who's the conspirator, then?

12/31/2008 12:42:40 AM
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