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[If a God had written the bible, wouldn't it be the most perfect book ever? Instead of a badly written book, full of mistakes, contradictions and absurdities?]

The bible is God-breathed. The Word of God has no mistakes, is inerrant, has no contradictions.

Man, however, is flawed.

Sabre, Yahoo Answers 50 Comments [11/21/2008 7:24:54 PM]
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Submitted By: CaseAgainstFaith
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agentCDE

You keep saying that, but I keep reading and seeing the same nonsensical bullshit...

11/21/2008 7:27:53 PM

Malkavian Jeff

The second sentence was a huge fail, not epic, but big nonetheless.

11/21/2008 7:29:15 PM

myheadhurts

God had men write the bible knowing they'd fuck it up? Didn't know god was such a Poe.

11/21/2008 7:34:51 PM

Grigadil

Satan: What's next on your agenda, dog?

god: I'm gonna make some chumps write a book that commands everyone to smite everyone else in my name. I call it the bible. Neat idea, huh?

Satan: Meh, whatever.

11/21/2008 7:40:23 PM



I think you just proved our point...

11/21/2008 7:43:28 PM

A Friend

Or god could have skipped the middle man and written it himself. That lazy bastard.

11/21/2008 7:45:29 PM

mike-mike

Thanks for proving our point.

11/21/2008 7:46:16 PM

Doctor Whom

Never actually opened it, have you?

11/21/2008 7:49:41 PM

Lucilius

Specifically, Sabre and fellow fundies are so thoroughly flawed that they mistake gibberish for divinity.

11/21/2008 7:50:44 PM

ArmandT

"Man, however, is flawed."

Yeah, so how can the Bible be inerrant when Man so obviously wrote it?

11/21/2008 7:55:01 PM

aaa

Are you sure of that?

11/21/2008 7:57:21 PM

Drax

Where's that list of contradictions in the Bible?

11/21/2008 8:02:44 PM

Giveitaday

The bible is God-breathed. The Word of God has no mistakes, is inerrant, has no contradictions.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

11/21/2008 8:11:16 PM

john

The Word of God has no mistakes ...

Sure. But what does that have to do with a book written by a bunch of bronze age Arab goat herders?

11/21/2008 8:14:09 PM

BufferickVonHellbags

way to not answer the question....

11/21/2008 8:16:03 PM

anonymous

So ask Him to re-write it.
Surely you don't expect me to follow an outdated version that you just claimed was corrupted??

11/21/2008 9:08:34 PM

a mind far far away

Apparently, this moron has no idea what the definitions for mistake, inerrant, and contradiction is. Read a dictionary, you dumb fuck.

11/21/2008 9:10:22 PM

Born Against Christians

Where is this version of the Bible? I haven't read it, or even read about it for that matter...

11/21/2008 9:11:27 PM

Old Viking

Well, Sabre, if the Bible is the word of God then God ain't the brightest thing that ever toddled down the turnpike.

11/21/2008 9:17:39 PM



That's what happens when you use Ghost writers!

11/21/2008 9:18:51 PM

Ken R.

The word of the Bible is inerrant?

Oh, my. I do believe I must get started on the baby smashing, then. I wouldn't want those damnéd Babylonians to get a foothold on us.

11/21/2008 9:28:53 PM

breakerslion

"The bible is God-breathed"

So... the print on the pages is god-snot?

Are you sure that's not a misspelling of, "God-screed"? Check your translation.

Are you hard of hearing? Are you sure that wasn't, "Opus and Bill is Berke Breathed?"

Ok, I'm out.

11/21/2008 9:37:19 PM

breakerslion

Ooops, one more.

"Man, however, is flawed."
Sabre is (a) (hu)Man.
Therefore, Sabre is flawed and an unreliable source of information like, "The Word of God has no mistakes, is inerrant, has no contradictions."

We are bound by your own logic Sabre, not to believe you.

Short version: FAIL!

11/21/2008 9:43:19 PM



the fuck is god-breathed

if there were two functioning brain cells found on Yahoo Answers i think i would have a fucking stroke

11/21/2008 9:48:11 PM

Dracori

Either you haven't read the Bible, or you have read it, but you were reading while you were watching SpongeBob and got distracted.

11/21/2008 9:57:15 PM
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