I was going to start volunteering at the acquarium, which I would love to do, but I've decided that I have better things to be doing since the time feels so short. Better to be spending time on Facebook witnessing, for example. I've been talking to a cousin on there I haven't seen for at least 10 years, and he is pretty messed up in his thinking...supporting Obama, claiming that things like homosexuality and abortion are more "gray areas" than black and white, asking me what I think about apostasy garbage... [oh-no smiley]
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That makes me think, maybe I should acquire an acquarium.
"apostasy garbage"
Celine Dionne is a false goddess!
And that piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!
Better to be spending time on Facebook witnessing, for example.
Translation: Hanging out on Facebook is much more fun than stupid volunteer work.
So, because time is short, you're going to waste your life on facebook, instead of doing something you actually WANT to?
Makes perfect sense.
You people just hate to be bothered by anyone who doesn't enable your delusions. Everybody at RR seems to despise their families, even the family members who are christian - because they just aren't living up to your standards. "Waaaahhh! My wife is a bitch!" "My husband's a douchebag!" "My kids are starting to think for themselves and now I have to treat them like dirt!" "My cousin likes Obama!" Blah blah blah. I seriously doubt anyone enjoys being around you turds anyway.
but I've decided that I have better things to be doing since the time feels so short. Better to be spending time on Facebook witnessing, for example.
I'm not sure whether to laugh or feel embarrassed for this person.
Yeah, it's so much better and more productive to yell at people online about how they're going to hell instead of volunteering to help the community. And yes, so horrible that your cousin believes that the world is rarely black-and-white! Truly shocking! *sarcasm*
Yeah, why have fun and volunteer at an aquarium where children learn about creatures and habitats that they may never experience otherwise...
...when you can spend your time arguing with someone on the internet?
By the way, where do these people get all of their free time? I wouldn't mind volunteering at an aquarium, but college work eats up pretty much all the time I have. Chatting on the internet is pretty much the only thing I CAN do with the little time I have between class, homework and study. Don't these people have jobs or something?
I was going to start volunteering at the acquarium, which I would love to do, but I've decided that I have better things to be doing since the time feels so short. Better to be spending time on Facebook witnessing, for example.
Hmm...spend time learning about aquatic life and meeting real people, or sitting in a dark room, in your underwear (don't deny it, pervert) hunched over a keyboard ranting into the digital world. Decision, decision...
I know this sounds a little bit hypocritical since I'm such a YT junkie, but you should do some volunteer work. Just anything to get away from the computer.
And Jesus has been a no-show for the past 2000 years. He's not coming.
I agree that homosexuality isn't a "gray area" -- it's perfectly okay, in fact. Abortion, on the other hand, is one big sea of gray.
Grigadil: "Why did you throw that rock, Sanity?"
Sanity: "Oh, just for the halibut."
"Better to be spending time on Facebook witnessing, for example."
Ahahahahahahahah. I am suddenly glad that I don't get involved in Facebook.
"he is pretty messed up in his thinking...supporting Obama, claiming that things like homosexuality and abortion are more "gray areas" than black and white, asking me what I think about apostasy garbage."
No! Not nuance! Anything but that!
Umm, I'm a Christian and even I know it's better to go about my life normally than bunker up somewhere "safe" and witness from a distance.
Because doing that isn't giving back to society what society has given to you.
messed up thinking! WOW! I swear, if it weren't for the fact that you fundtards lived in the US, I'd swear you deliberately spewing this bull shit! I know we get, but in Aus, people like you are rare as hens teeth.
You know, if you think spending time on the Internet witnessing is better than volunteering somewhere, you're welcome to it, we don't want you talking about microevolution at the aquarium.
what would be the point? once you start learning all the species and classifications of fish, you might start noticing something about how they're all seemingly related.
Obviously, you won't learn any, and probably get asked to leave due to inability to learn about fish.
Good. The fish and their keepers don't deserve to be around your stupid ass anyway.
By the way, "cousin," would you be the one who submitted this? Even if the cousin knows nothing about FSTDT, I bet he has a good laugh at her posts.
Well, of course. They might talk about DEVILOUTION at that thar "acquarium".
I'm starting to see what you guys are saying about the burning stupid.
Awwe cm'on, Breeblebrox , not all people post like that. I may sit in a darkend room, ranting at the world, but at least I wear clothes while doing it.
...Usually. ;)
I think I'm going to become a fundie and avoid having any kind of life at all in order to rant and froth at people on the Internet, because surely I'll be paid off in the next life, even if I remain a virgin my entire life and weigh 500lbs because I never crawl off of Facebook. Because that's really what's important! Frothing at strangers on the Internet!
*headdesk*
Confused?
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