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I was going to start volunteering at the acquarium, which I would love to do, but I've decided that I have better things to be doing since the time feels so short. Better to be spending time on Facebook witnessing, for example. I've been talking to a cousin on there I haven't seen for at least 10 years, and he is pretty messed up in his thinking...supporting Obama, claiming that things like homosexuality and abortion are more "gray areas" than black and white, asking me what I think about apostasy garbage... [oh-no smiley]

Neen273, RR 47 Comments [11/19/2008 2:02:22 AM]
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The L

Of course. Because pestering people on the Internet is always soooooo much more productive than doing volunteer work.

11/19/2008 2:04:20 AM

Illuminatalie

That makes me think, maybe I should acquire an acquarium.

"apostasy garbage"
Celine Dionne is a false goddess!
And that piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!

11/19/2008 2:05:02 AM



Better to be spending time on Facebook witnessing, for example.

Translation: Hanging out on Facebook is much more fun than stupid volunteer work.

11/19/2008 2:08:56 AM

Mortok

So, because time is short, you're going to waste your life on facebook, instead of doing something you actually WANT to?

Makes perfect sense.

11/19/2008 2:17:29 AM

Jay-Sus

Instead of doing something productive you spend all your time pestering someone who is obviously more intelligent than you.

11/19/2008 2:22:23 AM

Old Viking

Uh, Neen, your cousin isn't the one who's messed up in his thinking.

11/19/2008 2:24:27 AM

Laura

You people just hate to be bothered by anyone who doesn't enable your delusions. Everybody at RR seems to despise their families, even the family members who are christian - because they just aren't living up to your standards. "Waaaahhh! My wife is a bitch!" "My husband's a douchebag!" "My kids are starting to think for themselves and now I have to treat them like dirt!" "My cousin likes Obama!" Blah blah blah. I seriously doubt anyone enjoys being around you turds anyway.

11/19/2008 2:25:34 AM

Sanity

Illuminatalie #822262
And that piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!


BLASPHEMY!
*throws rock*

11/19/2008 2:26:35 AM

Mayhem

"Better to be spending time on Facebook witnessing, for example."


11/19/2008 2:33:13 AM

M.M.

but I've decided that I have better things to be doing since the time feels so short. Better to be spending time on Facebook witnessing, for example.

I'm not sure whether to laugh or feel embarrassed for this person.

11/19/2008 2:35:46 AM

Slayer

Trolling the internet is better than volunteer work? Does this rule apply when making resumes? I had no extra-curricular activities in high school and I never volunteered for anything, but I must have trolled enough to get into the Ivy League by now.

11/19/2008 2:37:26 AM



Yeah, it's so much better and more productive to yell at people online about how they're going to hell instead of volunteering to help the community. And yes, so horrible that your cousin believes that the world is rarely black-and-white! Truly shocking! *sarcasm*

11/19/2008 2:41:09 AM

Bunny Boy

Yeah, why have fun and volunteer at an aquarium where children learn about creatures and habitats that they may never experience otherwise...

...when you can spend your time arguing with someone on the internet?


By the way, where do these people get all of their free time? I wouldn't mind volunteering at an aquarium, but college work eats up pretty much all the time I have. Chatting on the internet is pretty much the only thing I CAN do with the little time I have between class, homework and study. Don't these people have jobs or something?

11/19/2008 2:47:34 AM

MeMey

Gave up the acquarium - now he witnesses to acquire 'em.
Flame me.

11/19/2008 2:49:31 AM

Beeblebrox

I was going to start volunteering at the acquarium, which I would love to do, but I've decided that I have better things to be doing since the time feels so short. Better to be spending time on Facebook witnessing, for example.

Hmm...spend time learning about aquatic life and meeting real people, or sitting in a dark room, in your underwear (don't deny it, pervert) hunched over a keyboard ranting into the digital world. Decision, decision...


11/19/2008 3:10:14 AM



Wanna bet the cousin laughs his ass off telling everyone about his loser cousin who's messed up in the head, actually voted for the GOP, and is a member of a death cult?

11/19/2008 3:12:19 AM

noJungleKiss

I know this sounds a little bit hypocritical since I'm such a YT junkie, but you should do some volunteer work. Just anything to get away from the computer.

And Jesus has been a no-show for the past 2000 years. He's not coming.

11/19/2008 3:15:38 AM

Fdragon

Dude, witness online does not work. Look at how many people laugh at you!

11/19/2008 3:22:09 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

I agree that homosexuality isn't a "gray area" -- it's perfectly okay, in fact. Abortion, on the other hand, is one big sea of gray.

11/19/2008 3:22:12 AM

MichaelL

Witnessing on Facebook? Don't you mean sitting on your fat ass doing nothing? Seriously, go to the aquarium, you might learn something... or drown.

11/19/2008 3:38:06 AM

Grigadil

Grigadil: "Why did you throw that rock, Sanity?"

Sanity: "Oh, just for the halibut."

11/19/2008 3:38:13 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"Better to be spending time on Facebook witnessing, for example."

Ahahahahahahahah. I am suddenly glad that I don't get involved in Facebook.

"he is pretty messed up in his thinking...supporting Obama, claiming that things like homosexuality and abortion are more "gray areas" than black and white, asking me what I think about apostasy garbage."

No! Not nuance! Anything but that!

11/19/2008 4:16:03 AM

anonymous

Yeah, why work for the greater good of humanity when you can pester people?

11/19/2008 4:50:30 AM

myheadhurts

Everything that he writes you, read it carefully, think about it... then go get a job you lazy slob!

11/19/2008 5:20:13 AM

aaa

Get back to work, you lazy cunt.

11/19/2008 6:45:18 AM
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