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There is the music of Johann Sebastian Bach.
Therefore there must be a God.

You either see this one or you don't.

manonfire, AARM 103 Comments [11/19/2008 7:20:32 PM]
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There is the song "You are a Pirate" from Lazy Town
Therefore there must be a Flying Spaghetti Monster

11/19/2008 7:22:04 PM

Pedantic Twit

I don't.

11/19/2008 7:22:38 PM

Damen

...I'm going out on a limb and calling Poe. No one can pull this bad of a Non Sequitur and keep a straight face.

11/19/2008 7:24:59 PM

aaa

Not only do I not see it, I can't understand how anyone who does see it.

11/19/2008 7:25:28 PM

Zadic

There is the music on Johann Sebastian Bach.
Therefore there must be Humans.

It's that simple.

11/19/2008 7:26:13 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Whut? So Bach is god now?

11/19/2008 7:26:31 PM

Marcus

There is the song "A Pirate Looks At Forty" by Jimmy Buffett.
Therefore there must be a Flying Spaghetti Monster.

You either see this one or you don't.

11/19/2008 7:27:59 PM

Sawyer

I can sort of jive with this one. He's referencing something that's powerful, moving, and personal to him and he's distinctly leaving open the possibility that it's something other people don't understand. Strong convictions, but without the sort of universalism or paranoia normally associated with fundamentalists.

11/19/2008 7:30:09 PM

Knotilus

*sigh* Just another argument from personal incredulity.

11/19/2008 7:33:41 PM

SteelyDanorak

Not fundie. Sound argument, needs a little unpacking.

Mind you (see my user name), there is also the music of Steely Dan.

11/19/2008 7:34:07 PM

anonymous

Incorrect.

The correct answer was:

The Sword is god.
Therefore there is a god.

11/19/2008 7:38:37 PM

Thinking Allowed

While Bach's music is good, I prefer Mozart.

11/19/2008 7:38:43 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

There is the music of Johann Sebastian Bach.
Therefore there must be Zeus.

You either see this one or you don't.

11/19/2008 7:39:34 PM

Ozzie

There is the music of Johann Sebastian Bach.
Therefore he plays the piano.

Maybe I'm a little thick but I don't see this one at all.


11/19/2008 7:40:44 PM

Headache

You either see this one or you don't.

You either fall into the category of stupid or you don't! You do!

11/19/2008 7:47:26 PM

aaa

What?

11/19/2008 7:47:52 PM

RavenWood

An octopus has tentacles.
Therefore, Cuthulu exists.

11/19/2008 7:49:24 PM



Not really fundy, but if personal incredulity is the best you can do, then debating probably isn't your strong point.

Try this one:

There are Top 40 Countdown radio shows.
Therefore there must be a devil.


... Hey, that actually kinda makes sense!

11/19/2008 7:50:27 PM

myheadhurts

Bach is one of my all time favorite composers. The church leaders of his day would check his feet for wings. He was raised by his older brother and uncles, who were religious musicians commissioned by the church. Much of his music was never written down because of his knack for improve. When the Calvinist Prince chose not to use music in worship, Bach switched to writing secular music.

Bach is evidence that musicians need to make a living, not that there is a god.

11/19/2008 8:02:31 PM

Angelica Einstellsehn

I don't.

11/19/2008 8:05:06 PM

Mister Spak

I don't have schizophrenia, so, no, I don't see it.

11/19/2008 8:20:35 PM

Old Viking

Does anyone else remember the Harmonicats?

11/19/2008 8:24:50 PM

Papabear

There is the music of Pink Floyd. Therefore there must be an Invisible Pink Unicorn.

If you see this one, you are truly blessed as the Pink Unicorn IS invisible.

11/19/2008 8:26:29 PM

Osiris

Okay I don't.

11/19/2008 8:33:33 PM

Grigadil

Bach, therefore Buxtehude.

11/19/2008 8:35:52 PM
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