Quote# 52548
[Commenting on the role of religion in American legislation:]
OP:Well, then should Hindus be able to have a law enacted prohibiting the consumption of Bee?
JR: No, but I'm not Hindu.
OP:And then Muslims prohibiting the consumption of pork?
JR: No, but I'm not Muslim.
OP:And then Jews the consumption of seafood?
JR: No, but I'm not a Jew.
OP:At the end, you wouldn't be able to eat anything because every religion forbids something else,
JR: Thankfully I follow Christianity, not all religions.
OP:How would you like it if they were all telling you that sin is much worse and much more important than nutrition?
JR: I would be apathetic.
OP:Or do you think that you should only have to follow your own religion, and they should follow theirs?
JR: No, I think everyone should be Christian.
OP:And why should I follow your religion?
JR: Because Jesus is awesome and because you're a sinner.
OP:Why should they if you don't follow theirs?
JR: Because they should convert.
J2R,
AARM 53 Comments [11/19/2008 11:09:54 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
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#775352
Zipperback
Cocky little sonvuabitch ain't he?
11/19/2008 11:17:24 PM
#775361
Headache
JR: Because Jesus is awesome and because you're a sinner.
And here we move into the realm of lala-land.
Jesus never existed and sin is a human construct created in order to enforce religious rules and dogma and to control the sheeple.
11/19/2008 11:23:11 PM
#775363
Philbert McAdamia
Keep it simple, J2 - "Because I'm an asshole."
11/19/2008 11:24:45 PM
#775367
Storot
Jesus may be awesome, but so was Darth Maul. Should I follow Darth Maul?
11/19/2008 11:29:10 PM
#775381
Old Viking
Uh, Sparky, I wouldn't go into the missionary field if I were you.
11/19/2008 11:37:17 PM
#775389
COR 2000
"Jesus may be awesome, but so was Darth Maul. Should I follow Darth Maul?"
Ya' know, maybe you should. I'll go with Grievous instead, though.
11/19/2008 11:42:01 PM
#775393
Antichrist
Yep, that sums it up nicely.
11/19/2008 11:45:09 PM
#775396
A Friend
Damn kid. I iz rite cuz the bybul sez so and jesus iz kewl. I winz da argument.
11/19/2008 11:47:21 PM
#775413
So few sentences, so many wrong statements.
11/19/2008 11:59:20 PM
#775433
Papabear
Because Jesus is Lard.
11/20/2008 12:32:05 AM
#775443
The Watcher
It's like running in circles and hitting the wall repeatedly.
11/20/2008 12:41:19 AM
#775445
GreenEyedLilo
I think you have to use an actual cluebat with this one. The one with spikes.
11/20/2008 12:41:53 AM
#775464
Mortok
Well he's certainly got a one-track mind.
11/20/2008 12:55:48 AM
#775499
Shadoboy
Ugh, you make me want to vomit.
11/20/2008 1:35:35 AM
#775509
anonymous
Well that isn't free or equal, so it's un-American.
11/20/2008 1:47:58 AM
#775521
Pyroclasm
Amazing. It's like talking to a brick wall.
11/20/2008 1:54:49 AM
#775525
Panz
WHOOOSH
That was the sound of the point going over this guy's head
11/20/2008 1:55:43 AM
#775553
Jay-Sus
JR: No, I think everyone should be Christian.
Everyone thinks you should shut the fuck up.
11/20/2008 2:10:52 AM
#775563
afacelessatheist
J2R: You say that, but IRL I get more and more able to interact normally with normal people as I get away from my homeschool years.
Apparently, he's just another victim of retarded fundie parents.
11/20/2008 2:15:39 AM
#775595
tracer
I dunno about you, but I'm not exactly thrilled about the idea of eating bees in the first place.
11/20/2008 2:29:20 AM
#775605
Bunny Boy
"OP:And why should I follow your religion?
JR: Because Jesus is awesome and because you're a sinner.
OP:Why should they if you don't follow theirs?
JR: Because they should convert."
Ooo look at the pretty circle~
11/20/2008 2:34:40 AM
#775606
Darwin's Lil Girl
OP:Why should they if you don't follow theirs?
JR: Because they should convert.
This makes little sense.
As for the rest, let each decide not to eat whatever they like. It's only fair.
11/20/2008 2:34:43 AM
#775610
agentCDE
Oh, yeah? Well I think everyone should be Pastafarians, because the Flying Spaghetti Monster is awesome and you're an annoying ass. So there.
11/20/2008 2:35:51 AM
#775613
jc
The logic...it has no effect!
11/20/2008 2:37:33 AM
#775621
Allegory for Jesus
"Because Jesus is awesome and because you're a sinner"
Precision fail.
11/20/2008 2:43:38 AM
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