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[Commenting on the role of religion in American legislation:]

OP:Well, then should Hindus be able to have a law enacted prohibiting the consumption of Bee?
JR: No, but I'm not Hindu.
OP:And then Muslims prohibiting the consumption of pork?
JR: No, but I'm not Muslim.
OP:And then Jews the consumption of seafood?
JR: No, but I'm not a Jew.
OP:At the end, you wouldn't be able to eat anything because every religion forbids something else,
JR: Thankfully I follow Christianity, not all religions.
OP:How would you like it if they were all telling you that sin is much worse and much more important than nutrition?
JR: I would be apathetic.
OP:Or do you think that you should only have to follow your own religion, and they should follow theirs?
JR: No, I think everyone should be Christian.
OP:And why should I follow your religion?
JR: Because Jesus is awesome and because you're a sinner.
OP:Why should they if you don't follow theirs?
JR: Because they should convert.

J2R, AARM 53 Comments [11/19/2008 11:09:54 PM]
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Zipperback

Cocky little sonvuabitch ain't he?

11/19/2008 11:17:24 PM

Headache

JR: Because Jesus is awesome and because you're a sinner.

And here we move into the realm of lala-land.

Jesus never existed and sin is a human construct created in order to enforce religious rules and dogma and to control the sheeple.

11/19/2008 11:23:11 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Keep it simple, J2 - "Because I'm an asshole."

11/19/2008 11:24:45 PM

Storot

Jesus may be awesome, but so was Darth Maul. Should I follow Darth Maul?

11/19/2008 11:29:10 PM

Old Viking

Uh, Sparky, I wouldn't go into the missionary field if I were you.

11/19/2008 11:37:17 PM

COR 2000

"Jesus may be awesome, but so was Darth Maul. Should I follow Darth Maul?"

Ya' know, maybe you should. I'll go with Grievous instead, though.

11/19/2008 11:42:01 PM

Antichrist

Yep, that sums it up nicely.

11/19/2008 11:45:09 PM

A Friend

Damn kid. I iz rite cuz the bybul sez so and jesus iz kewl. I winz da argument.


11/19/2008 11:47:21 PM



So few sentences, so many wrong statements.

11/19/2008 11:59:20 PM

Papabear

Because Jesus is Lard.

11/20/2008 12:32:05 AM

The Watcher

It's like running in circles and hitting the wall repeatedly.

11/20/2008 12:41:19 AM

GreenEyedLilo

I think you have to use an actual cluebat with this one. The one with spikes.

11/20/2008 12:41:53 AM

Mortok

Well he's certainly got a one-track mind.

11/20/2008 12:55:48 AM

Shadoboy

Ugh, you make me want to vomit.

11/20/2008 1:35:35 AM

anonymous

Well that isn't free or equal, so it's un-American.

11/20/2008 1:47:58 AM

Pyroclasm

Amazing. It's like talking to a brick wall.

11/20/2008 1:54:49 AM

Panz

WHOOOSH

That was the sound of the point going over this guy's head

11/20/2008 1:55:43 AM

Jay-Sus

JR: No, I think everyone should be Christian.

Everyone thinks you should shut the fuck up.

11/20/2008 2:10:52 AM

afacelessatheist

J2R: You say that, but IRL I get more and more able to interact normally with normal people as I get away from my homeschool years.

Apparently, he's just another victim of retarded fundie parents.

11/20/2008 2:15:39 AM

tracer

I dunno about you, but I'm not exactly thrilled about the idea of eating bees in the first place.

11/20/2008 2:29:20 AM

Bunny Boy

"OP:And why should I follow your religion?
JR: Because Jesus is awesome and because you're a sinner.
OP:Why should they if you don't follow theirs?
JR: Because they should convert."

Ooo look at the pretty circle~

11/20/2008 2:34:40 AM

Darwin's Lil Girl

OP:Why should they if you don't follow theirs?
JR: Because they should convert.


This makes little sense.

As for the rest, let each decide not to eat whatever they like. It's only fair.

11/20/2008 2:34:43 AM

agentCDE

Oh, yeah? Well I think everyone should be Pastafarians, because the Flying Spaghetti Monster is awesome and you're an annoying ass. So there.

11/20/2008 2:35:51 AM

jc

The logic...it has no effect!

11/20/2008 2:37:33 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"Because Jesus is awesome and because you're a sinner"

Precision fail.

11/20/2008 2:43:38 AM
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