Quote# 52548
[Commenting on the role of religion in American legislation:]
OP:Well, then should Hindus be able to have a law enacted prohibiting the consumption of Bee?
JR: No, but I'm not Hindu.
OP:And then Muslims prohibiting the consumption of pork?
JR: No, but I'm not Muslim.
OP:And then Jews the consumption of seafood?
JR: No, but I'm not a Jew.
OP:At the end, you wouldn't be able to eat anything because every religion forbids something else,
JR: Thankfully I follow Christianity, not all religions.
OP:How would you like it if they were all telling you that sin is much worse and much more important than nutrition?
JR: I would be apathetic.
OP:Or do you think that you should only have to follow your own religion, and they should follow theirs?
JR: No, I think everyone should be Christian.
OP:And why should I follow your religion?
JR: Because Jesus is awesome and because you're a sinner.
OP:Why should they if you don't follow theirs?
JR: Because they should convert.
J2R,
AARM 53 Comments [11/19/2008 11:09:54 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
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#775657
Heironymus
No way is jesus more awesome than: OPTIMUS PRIME BITCHES
11/20/2008 3:26:53 AM
#775715
Porky Pine
And round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round we go!
11/20/2008 5:15:34 AM
#775749
aaa
Fuck off.
11/20/2008 6:03:14 AM
#775757
Malkavian Jeff
A hippie on a stick is more awesome than all other gods.
11/20/2008 6:19:09 AM
#775820
Thinking Allowed
11/20/2008 8:40:15 AM
#775905
Bored One-time Poster
People Who Don't Realise That All Other Religions Can Argue The Same Things as Theirs Can Say The Darndest Things!
11/20/2008 11:06:04 AM
#775929
Logic does nothing against these people and their boundless stupidity. Sad, really.
11/20/2008 12:01:03 PM
#775939
It's like the captain of the Titanic backing up and ramming the iceberg two more times.
11/20/2008 12:20:54 PM
#775941
Saika
Cognitive dissonance, much?
11/20/2008 12:22:27 PM
#775947
maanantai
round and round the logic goes,
where does it stop - nobody knows!
11/20/2008 12:27:23 PM
#775969
emau99
[JR: No, I think everyone should be Christian.]
Luckily, the Constitution says otherwise.
[JR: Because Jesus is awesome and because you're a sinner.]
Prove it.
[JR: Because they should convert.]
WHY should they convert?
11/20/2008 1:34:37 PM
#776076
El Zorro
"...the consumption of Bee[s]?"
I'vbe heard the taste have quite a sting to it.
11/20/2008 7:57:15 PM
#776119
Snarky McWhiterson
stick head up ass, breathe deeply
11/20/2008 8:37:19 PM
#776124
Efrain
@Headache: Jesus was real,he just wasn't the son of god, or god's human representation. Though what Jesus has to do with half the shit people like J2R believe is beyond me.
11/20/2008 8:39:34 PM
#776132
Painful
Wait.. Bee?
Oh... BEEF?
Forgot that F, didn't ya? Clearly the OP was a sinner of the god of spelling.
11/20/2008 8:49:53 PM
#776333
The L
*headdesk headdesk headdesk*
I used to think this way when I was 8 and had never knowingly met a non-Christian before. I grew out of it by the age of 12. What's this moron's excuse?
11/20/2008 10:33:06 PM
#776420
dg
Hmmm, none of the Hindus I know mentioned being forbidden to eat "Bee". I don't think anyone'd want to, though; the honey's much tastier.
11/20/2008 10:59:56 PM
#776440
Is JR five? This is very much the reasoning and egocentricism of a five year old. It's not really appropriate in normal ability adults, though.
11/20/2008 11:07:24 PM
#776588
Reverend Jeremiah
OP:But you should deconvert to atheism right now because Jesus sucks donkey dick
JR:Ok, thanks for telling me that..dont want to be caught dead worshipping someone who snorts donkey cock.
OP:No problem dipshit.. I bet you feel stupid right now dont you.
JR:Yep, always have..always will.
OP:I bet you always wanted Jesus to tea bag you.
JR:absolutely, we cretins love the secret idea of homosexual encounters with Jeebus.
OP:Well, Im signing out..piss off cunt!
JR:Praise sweet baby Jesus!
11/21/2008 12:10:32 AM
#776665
Least he's honest award.
11/21/2008 12:58:36 AM
#776874
LadyJafaria
The first question has a letter missing. It should say "beef" not "bee."
That being said, I just felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if a million irony meters cried out.
11/21/2008 3:49:51 AM
#776929
Thejebusfire
Because Jesus is awesome and because you're a sinner.
Odin is way more awesome.
11/21/2008 6:05:45 AM
#777019
grandpaegg
OP:"Why should they if you don't follow theirs?"
JR: "Because they should convert"
LOL
"Because." Not even an answer.
11/21/2008 9:43:54 AM
#777126
The Jamo
Excellent! Bulletproof arguments all the way!
11/21/2008 12:15:14 PM
#778949
Adrian
@GreenEyedLilo:
Which type of spiked cluebat? The Mick Foley one or the Dokuro-chan one?
11/22/2008 7:42:49 PM
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