Garvan #fundie haloscan.com

Please do NOT let your children near anything written by JK Rowling ever again. Her books are purely demonic, and have been associated with murder, suicide and 'mental illness' in certain parts of the USA. My friend Fred knows of one case in Missouri where a child who read the 'Chamber of Secrets' turned into a 'schitzophrenic' overnight and had to be sent to an institution.

I know you do not believe in demons, but PLEASE JUST TRUST ME ON THIS and destroy those wretched books before they destroy you and your family.

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