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There is only one response I can think of to this.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! What a freaking retard!
11/19/2008 3:58:14 AM
The joke ---->
11/19/2008 4:00:46 AM
Allegory for Jesus
11/19/2008 4:01:26 AM
The thing is, he's so close to actually getting it!! Particularly toward the end of the first paragraph!
Mind you, you can really feel the xtian love in the second and third paragraphs...
11/19/2008 4:01:27 AM
a mind far far away
Someone doesn't understand jokes. Most fundies don't, they're not allowed to. Probably because most jokes require a little bit of thought (good ones do, anyway), and fundies are not allowed to think. The rest of this is anti-American and anti-christian, and doesn't deserve a response.
11/19/2008 4:02:07 AM
Jay-SusI would probably beat you senseless
11/19/2008 4:02:31 AM
The fact that you think people actually believe there is FSM just proves that it is you who is the dumb ass. You really don't get the point of the FSM, do you?
11/19/2008 4:02:50 AM
Parody... LEARN IT.
11/19/2008 4:06:28 AM
11/19/2008 4:08:39 AM
This has to be a joke but just in case it isn't...
Theres is only one God and one Holy Word.
Are you saying Jesus and the Holy Spirit aren't God? Will you blaspheming monotheists stop at nothing to spread your heretical lies?!
How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature?
Speaking as a professional pirate, I find it insulting to be lumbered with all the blame. I believe the Ninjas and Jedi Knights share some of the responsibility.
11/19/2008 4:09:08 AM
That's as much love as this:
11/19/2008 4:09:10 AM
There goes the point, right over your head.
11/19/2008 4:11:39 AM
Oh fundies, always oblivious to their own self-satire.
11/19/2008 4:12:19 AM
Calm down and have a look in this here shiny mirror......
11/19/2008 4:18:02 AM
You are a dumbass.
11/19/2008 4:20:15 AM
Freedom of speech GUARANTEES the right to parody religions, stupid.
11/19/2008 4:26:16 AM
"There is only one God and one Holy Word"
of course. His Noodleness is the one true God. why do you think we are here? so we can glorify his noodly appendage! Long may he reign supreme, lord of the heavens and the earth.
11/19/2008 4:30:44 AM
Nice this has to make it to the top 100 list
everybody rate it five
11/19/2008 4:32:59 AM
If I were to ever have the displeasure of meeting your retarded ass, I would probably beat you senseless...
That must be the most unique form of committing suicide I've ever come across.
11/19/2008 4:33:55 AM
Free speech for thee, but not for me.
You are, in fact, the actual dumbass. You may also very well be a dumb ass; without a picture, I cannot tell if you are a donkey (although I'd imagine most donkeys would be smarter than you).
11/19/2008 4:51:01 AM
It's called PARODY, retard. Read a fucking dictionary.
11/19/2008 5:01:31 AM
11/19/2008 5:05:16 AM
Dear dumb ass Christians,
There have been a lot of weird things that i have seen in my life before, but this tops them all. Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as an invisible sky daddy? Seriously, how fucking old are you? I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. There are no such things as deities. Why dont you people get that? How much sense does it make to say that the Earth is flat and is only a few thousand years old? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?
You are the kinds of people I dread to meet in public. If I were to ever have the displeasure of meeting your retarded ass, I would probably beat you senseless untill your stupid childish mind thought like a normal person and believed in something that sounds correct instead of just saying “Eh, lets make a new religion..and what the hell, our ‘god’ should be completely irrational. Oh, and it should contradict itself at every turn and be omnipotent, omniscient, and perfect in every way. Lets bow down to it and see how many people follow suit!”
Damn you all to hell!! Better yet, somebody should lock you in a fucking psychiatric ward for further examination because they obviously didnt do that enough when you dumb fucks were born. I hope this web page is taken off the web as quickly as it was put up.
11/19/2008 5:14:15 AM
FSM loves you.
11/19/2008 5:14:33 AM
J. Random Lurker
I see you have yet to be touched by his noodly appendages.
May the Pasta be with you. RAmen
11/19/2008 5:15:20 AM
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