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No, the internet is Satan's domain. Satan is the ruler of the air so most people will be deceived by him. The internet is the perfect place to reinforce Satan's deceptions and I believe, one major reason that our world is decaying as fast as it is.

Carico, Christianity Board 111 Comments [11/18/2008 6:24:01 PM]
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#773540
Average Guy

Right, so where are you posting right now?

11/18/2008 6:28:48 PM

#773544
Seigi no Mikata

No, the internet is Satan's domain. Satan is the ruler of the air

Unless you're a wireless user, your internet is connected through cables which mostly run underground/underwater. So, you fail.

11/18/2008 6:33:35 PM

#773548
C_V


Carico, no one is that stupid, really.

11/18/2008 6:35:40 PM

#773552
shykid

...and you are posting this, where, exactly?

Any platform of free and open (i.e. non-church-controlled) communication generally scares the shit out of fundies. They possess so little faith in their faith that they fear it will be destroyed like a house of cards, so they want to censor anything that could possibly disagree with it--although they naturally have trouble admitting this even to themselves.

Hell, the "Internet" in this person's statement was replaced with "telephone", "radio", and "television" back in those technologies' early heydays. Fucking luddites.

11/18/2008 6:36:21 PM

#773563
Paschal Wagner

These last two posts need to be read together.

Carico: Satan is the ruler of the air

Garvan Ellison: Jews are just like Buddhists, muslims, Hindoos, atheists, etc. AND NEED TO ACCEPT CHRIST AS THEIR SAVIOUR JUST AS THEY NEED THEIR VERY NEXT BREATH.

*snickers*

11/18/2008 6:42:27 PM

#773564
Mister Spak

You're right. Leave Satans domain and never come back.

Shykid:
It probably happened when a caveman first invented drawing pictures on a cave wall too.

11/18/2008 6:42:58 PM

#773566
Donner & Blitzen

Actually, the internet is Santa's domain. Ho ho ho, bitches!

11/18/2008 6:43:46 PM

#773569
Grigadil

Satan: The Lord of electronic communication.

This includes tv and radio.

11/18/2008 6:45:47 PM

#773578
Chancellor Gorkon

So you've seen the chans then?

11/18/2008 6:49:59 PM

#773579
Shadoboy

The Internet is a scary place. Examples of this include Youtube users, 2 Girls 1 Cup and Rapture Ready.

11/18/2008 6:50:20 PM

#773605
Geno

The internet is bad! It's evil! It's teh debbil's! ..Which is why I'm using it to tell everyone how bad it is!

11/18/2008 7:10:54 PM

#773606
El Zorro

...Then get off the internetz.

11/18/2008 7:11:49 PM

#773608
apYrs

and you are using why?

Oh

it's Carico

11/18/2008 7:12:44 PM

#773610
Sanity

No, the telegraph is Satan's domain. Satan is the ruler of the air so most people will be deceived by him. The telegraph is the perfect place to reinforce Satan's deceptions and I believe, one major reason that our world is decaying as fast as it is.

11/18/2008 7:13:11 PM

#773622
anti-nonsense

If the internet is evil, why are you on the Internet?

11/18/2008 7:17:44 PM

#773626
Marcus

"Yes I realize the irony of appearing on television in order to decry it." - Sideshow Bob from the Simpsons

11/18/2008 7:19:54 PM

#773627
Jack Bauer

[lolcatz]speechless kitteh is speechless[/lolcatz]

11/18/2008 7:20:37 PM

#773632
Fishcakes

So GTFO the Intarnetz.

11/18/2008 7:23:06 PM

#773647
tracer

"Satan is the ruler of the air"


I knew it! Airline pilots are in league with the Devil!

11/18/2008 7:30:34 PM

#773652
Grigori Yefimovich

Your computer is undoubtedly possessed. Please pour holy water into it now.

11/18/2008 7:32:41 PM

#773658
Parallax

Why are you posting on the Internet then?

11/18/2008 7:36:49 PM

#773659
Ronni Bom

Yeah, I have heard that internet (is that spelled correctly?) contains information. Which we all know are the work of the Devil.

11/18/2008 7:37:12 PM

#773660
The L

Then why are you on the Internet, genius?

11/18/2008 7:37:39 PM

#773686
Robert

No....

.hell is Satan's internet domain

11/18/2008 7:55:17 PM

#773689
Starscream

I wonder if Satan's got a facebook page?

11/18/2008 7:59:13 PM
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