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#773540
Average Guy
Right, so where are you posting right now?
11/18/2008 6:28:48 PM
#773544
Seigi no Mikata
No, the internet is Satan's domain. Satan is the ruler of the air
Unless you're a wireless user, your internet is connected through cables which mostly run underground/underwater. So, you fail.
11/18/2008 6:33:35 PM
#773548
C_V
Carico, no one is that stupid, really.
11/18/2008 6:35:40 PM
#773552
shykid
...and you are posting this, where, exactly?
Any platform of free and open (i.e. non-church-controlled) communication generally scares the shit out of fundies. They possess so little faith in their faith that they fear it will be destroyed like a house of cards, so they want to censor anything that could possibly disagree with it--although they naturally have trouble admitting this even to themselves.
Hell, the "Internet" in this person's statement was replaced with "telephone", "radio", and "television" back in those technologies' early heydays. Fucking luddites.
11/18/2008 6:36:21 PM
#773563
Paschal Wagner
These last two posts need to be read together.
Carico: Satan is the ruler of the air
Garvan Ellison: Jews are just like Buddhists, muslims, Hindoos, atheists, etc. AND NEED TO ACCEPT CHRIST AS THEIR SAVIOUR JUST AS THEY NEED THEIR VERY NEXT BREATH.
*snickers*
11/18/2008 6:42:27 PM
#773564
Mister Spak
You're right. Leave Satans domain and never come back.
Shykid:
It probably happened when a caveman first invented drawing pictures on a cave wall too.
11/18/2008 6:42:58 PM
#773566
Donner & Blitzen
Actually, the internet is Santa's domain. Ho ho ho, bitches!
11/18/2008 6:43:46 PM
#773569
Grigadil
Satan: The Lord of electronic communication.
This includes tv and radio.
11/18/2008 6:45:47 PM
#773578
Chancellor Gorkon
So you've seen the chans then?
11/18/2008 6:49:59 PM
#773579
Shadoboy
The Internet is a scary place. Examples of this include Youtube users, 2 Girls 1 Cup and Rapture Ready.
11/18/2008 6:50:20 PM
#773605
Geno
The internet is bad! It's evil! It's teh debbil's! ..Which is why I'm using it to tell everyone how bad it is!
11/18/2008 7:10:54 PM
#773606
El Zorro
...Then get off the internetz.
11/18/2008 7:11:49 PM
#773608
apYrs
and you are using why?
Oh
it's Carico
11/18/2008 7:12:44 PM
#773610
Sanity
No, the telegraph is Satan's domain. Satan is the ruler of the air so most people will be deceived by him. The telegraph is the perfect place to reinforce Satan's deceptions and I believe, one major reason that our world is decaying as fast as it is.
11/18/2008 7:13:11 PM
#773622
anti-nonsense
If the internet is evil, why are you on the Internet?
11/18/2008 7:17:44 PM
#773626
Marcus
"Yes I realize the irony of appearing on television in order to decry it." - Sideshow Bob from the Simpsons
11/18/2008 7:19:54 PM
#773627
Jack Bauer
[lolcatz]speechless kitteh is speechless[/lolcatz]
11/18/2008 7:20:37 PM
#773632
Fishcakes
So GTFO the Intarnetz.
11/18/2008 7:23:06 PM
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11/18/2008 7:30:34 PM
#773652
Grigori Yefimovich
Your computer is undoubtedly possessed. Please pour holy water into it now.
11/18/2008 7:32:41 PM
#773658
Parallax
Why are you posting on the Internet then?
11/18/2008 7:36:49 PM
#773659
Ronni Bom
Yeah, I have heard that internet (is that spelled correctly?) contains information. Which we all know are the work of the Devil.
11/18/2008 7:37:12 PM
#773660
The L
Then why are you on the Internet, genius?
11/18/2008 7:37:39 PM
#773686
Robert
No....
.hell is Satan's internet domain
11/18/2008 7:55:17 PM
#773689
Starscream
I wonder if Satan's got a facebook page?
11/18/2008 7:59:13 PM
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