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No, the internet is Satan's domain. Satan is the ruler of the air so most people will be deceived by him. The internet is the perfect place to reinforce Satan's deceptions and I believe, one major reason that our world is decaying as fast as it is.

Carico, Christianity Board 113 Comments [11/18/2008 6:24:01 PM]
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Average Guy

Right, so where are you posting right now?

11/18/2008 6:28:48 PM

Seigi no Mikata

No, the internet is Satan's domain. Satan is the ruler of the air

Unless you're a wireless user, your internet is connected through cables which mostly run underground/underwater. So, you fail.

11/18/2008 6:33:35 PM

C_V


Carico, no one is that stupid, really.

11/18/2008 6:35:40 PM

shykid

...and you are posting this, where, exactly?

Any platform of free and open (i.e. non-church-controlled) communication generally scares the shit out of fundies. They possess so little faith in their faith that they fear it will be destroyed like a house of cards, so they want to censor anything that could possibly disagree with it--although they naturally have trouble admitting this even to themselves.

Hell, the "Internet" in this person's statement was replaced with "telephone", "radio", and "television" back in those technologies' early heydays. Fucking luddites.

11/18/2008 6:36:21 PM

Paschal Wagner

These last two posts need to be read together.

Carico: Satan is the ruler of the air

Garvan Ellison: Jews are just like Buddhists, muslims, Hindoos, atheists, etc. AND NEED TO ACCEPT CHRIST AS THEIR SAVIOUR JUST AS THEY NEED THEIR VERY NEXT BREATH.

*snickers*

11/18/2008 6:42:27 PM

Mister Spak

You're right. Leave Satans domain and never come back.

Shykid:
It probably happened when a caveman first invented drawing pictures on a cave wall too.

11/18/2008 6:42:58 PM

Donner & Blitzen

Actually, the internet is Santa's domain. Ho ho ho, bitches!

11/18/2008 6:43:46 PM

Grigadil

Satan: The Lord of electronic communication.

This includes tv and radio.

11/18/2008 6:45:47 PM

Chancellor Gorkon

So you've seen the chans then?

11/18/2008 6:49:59 PM

Shadoboy

The Internet is a scary place. Examples of this include Youtube users, 2 Girls 1 Cup and Rapture Ready.

11/18/2008 6:50:20 PM

Geno

The internet is bad! It's evil! It's teh debbil's! ..Which is why I'm using it to tell everyone how bad it is!

11/18/2008 7:10:54 PM

El Zorro

...Then get off the internetz.

11/18/2008 7:11:49 PM

apYrs

and you are using why?

Oh

it's Carico

11/18/2008 7:12:44 PM

Sanity

No, the telegraph is Satan's domain. Satan is the ruler of the air so most people will be deceived by him. The telegraph is the perfect place to reinforce Satan's deceptions and I believe, one major reason that our world is decaying as fast as it is.

11/18/2008 7:13:11 PM

anti-nonsense

If the internet is evil, why are you on the Internet?

11/18/2008 7:17:44 PM

Marcus

"Yes I realize the irony of appearing on television in order to decry it." - Sideshow Bob from the Simpsons

11/18/2008 7:19:54 PM

Jack Bauer

[lolcatz]speechless kitteh is speechless[/lolcatz]

11/18/2008 7:20:37 PM

Fishcakes

So GTFO the Intarnetz.

11/18/2008 7:23:06 PM

tracer

"Satan is the ruler of the air"


I knew it! Airline pilots are in league with the Devil!

11/18/2008 7:30:34 PM

Grigori Yefimovich

Your computer is undoubtedly possessed. Please pour holy water into it now.

11/18/2008 7:32:41 PM

Parallax

Why are you posting on the Internet then?

11/18/2008 7:36:49 PM

Ronni Bom

Yeah, I have heard that internet (is that spelled correctly?) contains information. Which we all know are the work of the Devil.

11/18/2008 7:37:12 PM

The L

Then why are you on the Internet, genius?

11/18/2008 7:37:39 PM

Robert

No....

.hell is Satan's internet domain

11/18/2008 7:55:17 PM

Starscream

I wonder if Satan's got a facebook page?

11/18/2008 7:59:13 PM
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