No, the internet is Satan's domain. Satan is the ruler of the air so most people will be deceived by him. The internet is the perfect place to reinforce Satan's deceptions and I believe, one major reason that our world is decaying as fast as it is.
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No, the internet is Satan's domain. Satan is the ruler of the air
Unless you're a wireless user, your internet is connected through cables which mostly run underground/underwater. So, you fail.
...and you are posting this, where, exactly?
Any platform of free and open (i.e. non-church-controlled) communication generally scares the shit out of fundies. They possess so little faith in their faith that they fear it will be destroyed like a house of cards, so they want to censor anything that could possibly disagree with it--although they naturally have trouble admitting this even to themselves.
Hell, the "Internet" in this person's statement was replaced with "telephone", "radio", and "television" back in those technologies' early heydays. Fucking luddites.
These last two posts need to be read together.
Carico: Satan is the ruler of the air
Garvan Ellison: Jews are just like Buddhists, muslims, Hindoos, atheists, etc. AND NEED TO ACCEPT CHRIST AS THEIR SAVIOUR JUST AS THEY NEED THEIR VERY NEXT BREATH.
*snickers*
and you are using why?
Oh
it's Carico
No, the telegraph is Satan's domain. Satan is the ruler of the air so most people will be deceived by him. The telegraph is the perfect place to reinforce Satan's deceptions and I believe, one major reason that our world is decaying as fast as it is.
The written word printing press telegraph telephone typewriter radio television fax machine internet is the perfect place to reinforce Satan's deceptions and I believe, one major reason that our world is decaying as fast as it is. Therefore, fundies must immediately stop using it (I can only hope).
Great. From Garvan to Carico. Hey bitch, if the internet is so evil and satanic, then stop using it, moron.
You know Carico, if you stay off fundie sites and right-wing political sites, the internet isn't such an evil place, and you won't have the number of deceptions reinforced.
Basically, if it's not a rag, a goat, or a completely demoralized woman, it's evil. Please stop doing anything. That especially goes for thinking and communicating what passes for thoughts in that Bible-infested brain of yours.
Quick, get the hell off the internet and never return!!!
And tell all your fellow fundies to get off the internet as well.
So this is Satan's domain, and I can't trust anyone on it? Sinc you're saying this on the internet, I guess that means you, too.
Okay, so I won't trust you.
No, the internet is Satan's domain.
- So what are you doing in Satan's Domain?
Satan is the ruler of the air
- Where does it say this in the Bible?
so most people will be deceived by him.
- He is the adversary.
The internet is the perfect place to reinforce Satan's deceptions and I believe, one major reason that our world is decaying as fast as it is.
- Merda di toro! The internet is about 20 years available to most people in the developed world. It's not available to billions elsewhere. Pulling facts out of your arse or deceiving us like Satan is supposed to?
I'm wondering something. If you go back to the Greek and Hebrew, you'll realize that alot of things were called 'god'. In the OT, for example, several prophets were called 'elohim', and so was an altar. In the NT, satan is called 'god of this world'. Does that mean the gnostics are right?
@Jay-Sus: I used to have a friend who was a 'raskolniki', a Russian Orthodox Old Believer, who had his own website and everything. And on his frontpage, he posted about the evils not only of the internet, but also of electricity.
Yeah, I pretty much agree. The internet is a veritable fountain of knowledge, as well as porn, 2 things god is against.
"Satan is the ruler of the air so most people will be deceived by him"
I want to say poe with a dash of blatant snark, but I just don't know. I thought I had this humoring the herd thing down. The more I read from real fundies the harder it is to tell.
So get off the internet already! We (alleged Satan worshipping internet surfers) don't want you here, and since the internet is Satan's domain, I think it's safe to say that your pitiful god also doesn't want you here. Get lost.
Then what the fuck are you doing on the internet, man?
Get off! Get off before Satan puts his hooks in you!
Oh no! Your shit's been posted on FSTDT! It's too late now, Sinner!
"No, the internet is Satan's domain."
WTF are you doing on it, then?
No! You fool, you will ruin everything! How did you learn of my secret plan to use the internet to convert god-fearing Christians over to paganism? Was it Jesus? Did that two-timing zombie bastard sell me out again? Tell me, damnit!
"Satan is the ruler of the air"
Then every breath you take makes you more and more his minion. Therefore, to prevent him taking you over, stop breathing.
>:D
And you are saying this on the internet. Why, exactly?
Satan is the ruler of the air? Guess we're screwed, then, as we can't do without air.
And, without it, nobody would know what you think of it. Come on, for the sake of consistency, why don´t you go to a mountain and shout it to the crowd?
Satan is the ruler of the air?
Goodbye, satellites.
Goodbye, cellphone.
Goodbye, radio.
Goodbye, television.
Goodbye, GPS.
Goodbye, fax.
Goodbye, airplanes.
Goodbye ,modern civilization.
GTFO the internet.
Fools! Take a theology course or something. According to the Bible itself Satan has dominion over ALL the physical world not Hell. Hell don't come around till Judgement Day (not a Terminator reference) so it doesn't even exist yet. Sure, Carico is completely batshit but so is everyone else. If you want to bring down ignorance GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT! That will be all. Dismissed.
1. The internet consists largely of buried cables and indoor servers
2. I seem to recall the same being said about TV, Movies, Comics, the Telegraph, Books(non-bible), Theater, Radio, The Zoetrope, and trains.
Why not choose one of the LEGITIMATE reasons to dislike the internet, they aren't difficult to think of.
3. Just where exactly do you believe you are posting this?
And why would the Devil allow your comment to be posted if it was his domain?
"Satan is the ruler of the air"
Bullshit, everyone knows that Satan is weak against wind.
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