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A similar corpus of academic hokum was invented to support the "homosexual animal" myth, whose references in academia also find their genesis to about 15 years ago. Please understand that when two female wolves or two female hyenas share the chore of pup raising, this isn't a "gay marriage" no matter how much the mayor of San Francisco and Act Up want you to believe it is

SailorMan, http://www.cbc.ca 44 Comments [11/21/2008 1:11:29 AM]
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Barikada

Weirdest Sailor Scout ever.

11/21/2008 1:28:58 AM

C_V


wow. you are really retarded.

Barikada: BAHAHAHAA! *eyebleach*

11/21/2008 1:30:11 AM

Jay-Sus

when two female wolves or two female hyenas share the chore of pup raising, this isn't a "gay marriage"

No shit.

11/21/2008 1:32:07 AM

anonymous

What about when two male animals fuck each other?

Because I think they've said that happens.

Is that gay?

11/21/2008 1:39:53 AM

Panz

But two males humping isn't a homosexual act in animals? but it is in humans? how do you people remember to breathe?

11/21/2008 1:43:11 AM

Berny

Check out bonobos one of these these days, retard, then get back to us.
Homosexuality exists in nature with creatures other than humans. Deal with it.

11/21/2008 1:46:12 AM

Rat of Steel

(C_V)
"Barikada: BAHAHAHAA! *eyebleach*"


I know I'm upping my geek rating yet another level here, but actually, Barikada isn't so far off the mark. At least one male character in the orginal Japanese version of the Sailor Moon anime was retcon'd into being female for the American translation, mainly due to that character having a male love interest.
(No, it wasn't any of the Sailor Scouts themselves, if you're wondering.)

11/21/2008 1:59:10 AM

Captain Obvious

I would define "Gay Marriage" as two creatures of the same sex in a permanent relationship.

I would think that two male penguins (who mate for life) raising an egg together would qualify as Gay Marriage.

I believe homosexual behavior has also been seen in Bonobos, Big Horn Sheep (Who didn't see that one coming), penguins, and dolphins.

11/21/2008 2:14:31 AM

Mortok

I'm waiting for this guy to break out into a rousing rendition of 'In The Navy'.

11/21/2008 2:18:34 AM

Horsefeathers

"A similar corpus of academic hokum was invented to support the "homosexual animal" myth, whose references in academia also find their genesis to about 15 years ago."

15 years? Try over 200 years of directly observed homosexual behavior in various animals, all meticulously documented by trained biologists.

Try reading Biological Exuberance for quite a few examples.

11/21/2008 2:29:11 AM

WMDKitty

Is it just me, or is Sailor Man just drowning in denial?

11/21/2008 2:32:15 AM

RevDG

two female wolves would be considered a marriage, considering wolves mate for life.
but you fail anyway because people don't argue using animals that way.
the argument by fundies is this, homosexuality is unnatural. someone shows said fundie that it is indeed found in nature, then the fundie moves on to another red herring that still doesn't support their bullshit

11/21/2008 2:33:47 AM



Aw nuts, Horsefeathers beat me to "Biological Exuberance" first. Great book, even if you're only a casual biology fan.

11/21/2008 2:44:21 AM

Mat

Interesting choice of name.

Hello, SailorMan.

:-)

On a more serious note, I belive that the only reason that such a topic was raised was due to the fact that various fundamentalists (including yourself, apparently), have argued that homosexuality is not found in nature in order to support your lying-for-Jesus bullcrap.

The examples in your post are simply to demonstrate that, not to put too fine a point on it, you are WRONG. Homosexuality does, in fact, exist in nature.

In other words, you are a great big shit-sack full of FAIL, fundie. Now take your offensive hate-mongering somewhere else - preferably far, far away from any civilised locale.

11/21/2008 2:48:21 AM

Morrigan

mmmm this is just a guess, but i would say that he has visa in narnia... seing how far down the closet he is

11/21/2008 3:02:09 AM

myheadhurts

Yes, but if they give pleasure and also stay together for life... pretty sure its a marriage.

11/21/2008 3:03:42 AM

atrasicarius

Would you like to explain what it is, then?

11/21/2008 3:07:05 AM

Shadoboy

Next up you're gonna say that when two male animals hump it doesn't qualify as gay sex?

11/21/2008 3:10:55 AM

LadyJafaria

What is it when two female lizards can't reproduce unless they have lesbian sex?

11/21/2008 3:27:51 AM

Old Viking

Ooooh, "corpus" and "genesis" in the same sentence. Then a hearty belaboring of the obvious and he rides off into the sunset.

11/21/2008 3:41:03 AM

BobMalarky

And when two male penguins do it?

11/21/2008 3:41:56 AM

Headache

SailorMan must have spent too many drunken nights in transsexual bars around the world. The open seas can be lonely too, so you may have had some close encounters in the back door!

11/21/2008 3:54:00 AM

Mayhem

I'm Fundie the SailorMan.
I'm Fundie the SailorMan.
I won't believe bonobos
sometimes act like homos.
I'm Fundie the SailorMan.

11/21/2008 4:09:41 AM

Thejebusfire

This is coming from someone whose username is "sailorman".

Yeah, "sailorman" isn't gay.

11/21/2008 4:10:44 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Is this the same SailorMan authority on 20 minute blow jobs in the park and claims it isn't love?

11/21/2008 4:52:58 AM
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