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do you not even see the inherent lack of humanity in it when you call a twenty minute blow job with a stranger in Stanley Park - an act of love?

SailorMan, http://www.cbc.ca 70 Comments [11/19/2008 4:09:47 PM]
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Submitted By: Illuminatalie
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#774777
inmate22841

Depends if you have to pay.

11/19/2008 4:21:32 PM
#774780
lolmax

lol i live near stanley park

11/19/2008 4:22:18 PM
#774784
inmate22841

I should have said 'Depends if they swallow.'
And 20 minutes? Nice....

11/19/2008 4:27:51 PM
#774786
Haha

I'd be in love after a 20 min BJ

11/19/2008 4:29:17 PM
#774788
Berny

Are these retards incapable of distinguishing between a simple sex act and a loving relationship?
Do they offer the same condemnation for heterosexual marriage because a husband might seek out a blow job from a female street prostitute?

11/19/2008 4:32:07 PM
#774790
Lucilius

But it's wonderfully human to call a dozen bloody crusades and thousands of "witch"-burnings acts of Christian love, right?

11/19/2008 4:34:23 PM
#774791
Cap'n Mel

Your blower gave you mixed signals, eh, SailorMan?

11/19/2008 4:34:41 PM
#774793
Cyan

If I had to choose between "witch"-burning and a blowjob outside I guess I know what I'd choose.
Guess it's a thought of satan.

11/19/2008 4:35:50 PM
#774794
Jezebel's Evil Sister

20 minutes???? Wow! Sounds like love to me!

11/19/2008 4:37:15 PM
#774795
Dan Onymous

Who called it an act of love?

and where's the fundie?

11/19/2008 4:37:47 PM
#774800
GreenEyedLilo

1. How do you know so much about getting a blow job in a public park?

2. What about if it's done with a man you've loved, and been loved by, for twenty years in your own bedroom? You can't tell me there's no difference.

11/19/2008 4:40:23 PM
#774802
Lucretius

How come (pun intended ) these alleged Christians seem to know where to go to get a 20 minute blow job ?
Here in the UK we get them complaining about all the porn on TV yet sadly I can never find any ,not on "normal stations " anyway .

11/19/2008 4:41:24 PM
#774805
Agnostic Antagonist

I call it an act of endurance for both parties. And what could be more human than getting blown?

Also, LOL at "SailorMan."

11/19/2008 4:43:41 PM
#774812
Deep Search

I'd call a 20 minute blow job an act of love... I mean you have to be pretty dedicated to go at it for nearly half an hour.


Wait. Is SailorMan claiming that blow jobs in a park are the extent of love expressed in homosexual relationships? Oh, nice... Looking over this guy's comments he might just be a homophobic douche rather than a fundie.

11/19/2008 4:48:24 PM
#774816
Headache

SailorMan seems to be speaking from personal experience with hookers. Oh, he meant gays? What about street hookers, you know straight ones?

11/19/2008 4:49:11 PM
#774821
Illuminatalie

and where's the fundie

Well, the fundie is in the context. The question to him was not 'is no-strings (possibly irresponsible) sex the same as love'. The question was 'are homosexual relationships characterized by love'. As far as I can tell, from reading all his comments, to this guy, ALL homosexuals are motivated completely and only by lust, if their lifelong partner died, they would only be sad because they would have to find another sex partner.

11/19/2008 4:54:16 PM
#774822
Elphada

It took you 20 minutes?

11/19/2008 4:55:08 PM
#774832
a mind far far away

20 minute BJ? Add love to the long list of things; I'd buy you a house, a car, a vacation anywhere you wanted to go...

11/19/2008 5:05:09 PM
#774842
Mister Spak

How about stoning - do you see the lack of humanity in that?

11/19/2008 5:19:20 PM
#774861
GigaGuess

But when a guy bangs a womanin the back seat of a car, it far more pure and sacred, yes? Guess what? There are trashy people on both side of the fence. You get to judge us by ours, you better be prepared to be judged for yours.

11/19/2008 5:33:06 PM
#774867
Pagnostic

The best line in the news article was:

"Protests were low-key in North Dakota"

11/19/2008 5:37:00 PM
#774880
anonymous

This isn't fundie at all.

Also, what's the going rate, and where is this Stanley Park?

11/19/2008 6:01:55 PM
#774883
Lilith

@ Berny "Do they offer the same condemnation for heterosexual marriage because a husband might seek out a blow job from a female street prostitute?"

Of course not. Because they are hypocrits. I used to live on the border of a red light district and most of the cars I saw cruising for sex had Jesus bumper stickers, baby car seats, or both.

11/19/2008 6:05:28 PM
#774885
Ronni Bom

Now I wanna go to Stanley Park, if you promise me there is 20min blowjobs

11/19/2008 6:07:06 PM
#774891
Aethernaut

Newsflash! You can have sex without being in love! Sex is freakin' awesomely human... especially if it involves a 20 minute BJ.

11/19/2008 6:13:46 PM
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