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Jews are just like Buddhists, muslims, Hindoos, atheists, etc. AND NEED TO ACCEPT CHRIST AS THEIR SAVIOUR JUST AS THEY NEED THEIR VERY NEXT BREATH.

Otherwise HELL awaits.

Garvan Ellison, The Garvanian 48 Comments [11/18/2008 6:23:21 PM]
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Submitted By: sandman
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Paschal Wagner

*takes deep breath*

Aaaaaah. Felt good. Jesus who?

11/18/2008 6:25:31 PM

Illuminatalie

Hindoos? And why didn't you capitalize Muzzies?

JUST BEING PICKY.

11/18/2008 6:31:18 PM

anti-nonsense

Threatening people that don't believe in hell (or at least not your version of hell) with hell, is a waste of both your time and theirs.

Don't threaten me with things you can't prove exist or I'll sic the purple dragon that lives in my garage on you.

11/18/2008 6:33:20 PM

Grigadil

PROOF, PLEASE?

11/18/2008 6:35:52 PM

Ashfish

Just because you need others to accept your logic process as correct to validate yourself does not mean that Jews, Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus, or Atheists need to do the same. According to Jews, Hell awaits YOU for placing Jesus before God.

11/18/2008 6:38:43 PM

blah

Believing in a religion out of fear for the punishment in the afterlife is like those chain emails we sent around in middle school. FORWARD THIS ON TO 10 PEOPLE AND A LITTLE SNAIL WILL CRAWL ACROSS UR SCREEN WITH THE NAME OF THE PERSON U LIKE LOL.

You only found out it wasn't true once you passed it on.

11/18/2008 6:40:45 PM

anonymous

It's actually Romanized 'Hindus' unless you thoroughly enjoy looking like a dooche.

11/18/2008 6:49:45 PM

Shadoboy


11/18/2008 6:52:10 PM



"Hell is real, and it's existence has been proved by scientists."

Says Garvan

11/18/2008 7:18:43 PM



"#821740 It's actually Romanized 'Hindus' unless you thoroughly enjoy looking like a dooche."

It is? How so.

11/18/2008 7:24:22 PM




11/18/2008 7:28:15 PM

emau99

I'M RIGHT!!!! I'M RIGHT!!!! I'M RIGHT!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!!!!

...I'm somehow not convinced.

11/18/2008 7:30:29 PM

Rallymodeller

The day is not complete until I've had my daily dose of Garvanian wackyness.

That's better.

11/18/2008 7:32:49 PM



Why should the 'Jews' as you so stupidlylump together accept The Christ (Note the word 'The', as it's obvious you fundies think that christ is his second name, but I digress)...If Jeebus existed as you say he did, as it is written in the Bable as you claim, for starters he was Jewish, secondly he was seen by the local population, he was rejected by them.
Why should 'Jews' now accept someone as a saviour when their ancestors saw him at work and went, naaaa...no thanks, I'll pass.

11/18/2008 7:38:33 PM

The L

Recruitment tactics: You're doing it wrong.

11/18/2008 7:39:05 PM

aaa

Same shit, different name.

11/18/2008 8:13:56 PM

Old Viking

What's more, they need to accept in all caps.

11/18/2008 8:30:41 PM

a mind far far away

Jews like Muslims, yeah, from a religious viewpoint, I can see that. Jews like Buddhists, HindUs, and atheists, nope, not even close. The fact that they are not christians does not mean they are like each other. Garvan, STFU and DIAF.

11/18/2008 8:46:24 PM

breakerslion

I accepted Jesus as my Samovar once. Made lousy tea. Oh wait...

Say listen, if I did what you ask, would it make you feel better and STOP SHOUTING? Or would you just keep nattering on about all those other people who think your cult is dim-witted? I'm guessing the latter, so my conversion would change nothing. You're just going to have to keep whining while I stop listening.

11/18/2008 9:24:23 PM



..."Hindoos?"

11/18/2008 9:44:50 PM

Xotan

Garvan... How do you manage to keep up the flow of words through your arse. You must have the most fluent anus ever!

@the previous poster - Hindoo is a somewhat archaic spelling, but permissible in good society.

And why don't you use a handle instead of numbers?

11/18/2008 10:21:13 PM



As a Muslim can I say:

W0000T!! Eternal Summer for me!!

11/18/2008 11:07:15 PM

GigaGuess

FIRE! BRIMSTONE! BLOOOOOOOOOD!

11/18/2008 11:18:43 PM

Hazor

Honestly? I'd rather spend eternity in hell than spend one moment in heaven, worshiping your malevolent God.

11/18/2008 11:41:48 PM

hmcook87

"Otherwise HELL awaits."

And the evidence for this...? Oh, so I'm just meant to believe it because its written in this book? This book that also says the earth was created in 6 days 6000 years ago? Yea, no thanks.

11/18/2008 11:50:53 PM
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