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Jews are just like Buddhists, muslims, Hindoos, atheists, etc. AND NEED TO ACCEPT CHRIST AS THEIR SAVIOUR JUST AS THEY NEED THEIR VERY NEXT BREATH.

Otherwise HELL awaits.

Garvan Ellison, The Garvanian 48 Comments [11/18/2008 6:23:21 PM]
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Submitted By: sandman
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#773536
Paschal Wagner

*takes deep breath*

Aaaaaah. Felt good. Jesus who?

11/18/2008 6:25:31 PM
#773542
Illuminatalie

Hindoos? And why didn't you capitalize Muzzies?

JUST BEING PICKY.

11/18/2008 6:31:18 PM
#773543
anti-nonsense

Threatening people that don't believe in hell (or at least not your version of hell) with hell, is a waste of both your time and theirs.

Don't threaten me with things you can't prove exist or I'll sic the purple dragon that lives in my garage on you.

11/18/2008 6:33:20 PM
#773549
Grigadil

PROOF, PLEASE?

11/18/2008 6:35:52 PM
#773557
Ashfish

Just because you need others to accept your logic process as correct to validate yourself does not mean that Jews, Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus, or Atheists need to do the same. According to Jews, Hell awaits YOU for placing Jesus before God.

11/18/2008 6:38:43 PM
#773559
blah

Believing in a religion out of fear for the punishment in the afterlife is like those chain emails we sent around in middle school. FORWARD THIS ON TO 10 PEOPLE AND A LITTLE SNAIL WILL CRAWL ACROSS UR SCREEN WITH THE NAME OF THE PERSON U LIKE LOL.

You only found out it wasn't true once you passed it on.

11/18/2008 6:40:45 PM
#773577
anonymous

It's actually Romanized 'Hindus' unless you thoroughly enjoy looking like a dooche.

11/18/2008 6:49:45 PM
#773582
Shadoboy


11/18/2008 6:52:10 PM
#773624


"Hell is real, and it's existence has been proved by scientists."

Says Garvan

11/18/2008 7:18:43 PM
#773635


"#821740 It's actually Romanized 'Hindus' unless you thoroughly enjoy looking like a dooche."

It is? How so.

11/18/2008 7:24:22 PM
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11/18/2008 7:28:15 PM
#773646
emau99

I'M RIGHT!!!! I'M RIGHT!!!! I'M RIGHT!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!!!!

...I'm somehow not convinced.

11/18/2008 7:30:29 PM
#773653
Rallymodeller

The day is not complete until I've had my daily dose of Garvanian wackyness.

That's better.

11/18/2008 7:32:49 PM
#773661


Why should the 'Jews' as you so stupidlylump together accept The Christ (Note the word 'The', as it's obvious you fundies think that christ is his second name, but I digress)...If Jeebus existed as you say he did, as it is written in the Bable as you claim, for starters he was Jewish, secondly he was seen by the local population, he was rejected by them.
Why should 'Jews' now accept someone as a saviour when their ancestors saw him at work and went, naaaa...no thanks, I'll pass.

11/18/2008 7:38:33 PM
#773663
The L

Recruitment tactics: You're doing it wrong.

11/18/2008 7:39:05 PM
#773703
aaa

Same shit, different name.

11/18/2008 8:13:56 PM
#773726
Old Viking

What's more, they need to accept in all caps.

11/18/2008 8:30:41 PM
#773753
a mind far far away

Jews like Muslims, yeah, from a religious viewpoint, I can see that. Jews like Buddhists, HindUs, and atheists, nope, not even close. The fact that they are not christians does not mean they are like each other. Garvan, STFU and DIAF.

11/18/2008 8:46:24 PM
#773822
breakerslion

I accepted Jesus as my Samovar once. Made lousy tea. Oh wait...

Say listen, if I did what you ask, would it make you feel better and STOP SHOUTING? Or would you just keep nattering on about all those other people who think your cult is dim-witted? I'm guessing the latter, so my conversion would change nothing. You're just going to have to keep whining while I stop listening.

11/18/2008 9:24:23 PM
#773845


..."Hindoos?"

11/18/2008 9:44:50 PM
#773887
Xotan

Garvan... How do you manage to keep up the flow of words through your arse. You must have the most fluent anus ever!

@the previous poster - Hindoo is a somewhat archaic spelling, but permissible in good society.

And why don't you use a handle instead of numbers?

11/18/2008 10:21:13 PM
#773926


As a Muslim can I say:

W0000T!! Eternal Summer for me!!

11/18/2008 11:07:15 PM
#773939
GigaGuess

FIRE! BRIMSTONE! BLOOOOOOOOOD!

11/18/2008 11:18:43 PM
#773961
Hazor

Honestly? I'd rather spend eternity in hell than spend one moment in heaven, worshiping your malevolent God.

11/18/2008 11:41:48 PM
#773974
hmcook87

"Otherwise HELL awaits."

And the evidence for this...? Oh, so I'm just meant to believe it because its written in this book? This book that also says the earth was created in 6 days 6000 years ago? Yea, no thanks.

11/18/2008 11:50:53 PM
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