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Things I hate

* action figures
* birds
* Chattering classes
* demons
* deviant sexual practices
* evolution
* foreign religions
* foxes
* goths
* heliocentrism
* moths
* Obamamania
* pikeys
* psychiatry
* rap and loud rock music
* the corporations
* the Labour government
* the oil industry
* tree huggers
* uncovered ceilings with metal beams
* witches, wizards and witchcraft

Garvan Ellison, The Garvanian 132 Comments [11/19/2008 7:05:36 PM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: sandman
WTF?! || meh
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toothache

poe, right?

11/19/2008 7:10:00 PM

Jay-Sus

Notice how he doesn't say homosexuality.

11/19/2008 7:10:19 PM

Hakar

Foxes?!

11/19/2008 7:10:50 PM

Danny Noonan

Who wants to let him know that Christianity did not originate in England?

11/19/2008 7:10:53 PM

Aethernaut

Things I pity:

*Delusional religious nutjobs with fucked up priorities.

11/19/2008 7:15:21 PM

Falconer

If you really are a funeral director and grief counsellor as you claim on your website, I would not care to be comforted or interred by someone as opinionated and intolerant as you are.

11/19/2008 7:16:13 PM

The Loser

"uncovered ceilings with metal beams"

The fuck?

11/19/2008 7:16:58 PM

RavenWood

Does your Mommy know you're on the computer unattended?

11/19/2008 7:18:23 PM

emau99

What about peas? Antelope? Wax paper?

Your list is hardly complete, Garv.

11/19/2008 7:24:43 PM

practical_god

Birds?

o_O?

Because they were dinosaurs?

11/19/2008 7:26:03 PM

Malkavian Jeff

This doesn't seem to be a fundie, but he hates goths then he can say that to my face.

11/19/2008 7:26:38 PM

Sawyer

The craziness in this one is subtle. It didn't really hit me until I thought "what reasons could a person have to hate action figures and birds? More importantly, why would he hate them so much that he places them in the same list as corporations and the Labour party?"

This is a little reminiscent to things I've read by people with really bad cases of Asperger's.

11/19/2008 7:27:21 PM

Shadoboy


I hate evolution

11/19/2008 7:28:32 PM

wackadoodle

"* uncovered ceilings with metal beams"

Truly satan lurks among the metal beams, we must cover them!

11/19/2008 7:30:08 PM

atrasicarius

I think you might be looking for this site: http://www.godhateseveryoneexceptforus.com/

11/19/2008 7:35:03 PM

aaa

I think he shot himself in the leg.

11/19/2008 7:36:27 PM



notice it's all alphabetical

11/19/2008 7:36:29 PM

conservativevoice

OK I have to agree with fundies on this one 'uncovered ceilings with metal beams' are attrocious and show absolutely no taste...and rap does grate on ones ears..

11/19/2008 7:37:20 PM

Sawyer

@823165: The symptoms thicken! No wonder he hates psychiatry!

11/19/2008 7:38:00 PM



The fact he missed out condemning Homosexuality, other Religions or Atheists 'all usely fundie favorites', leads me to suspect that this could be a Poe.

11/19/2008 7:41:38 PM

anonymous

Some of those don't exist, though...

11/19/2008 7:44:04 PM

The Lazy One

@conservativevoice- I'm not the only one that hates metal beam ceilings! Those are fugly.

11/19/2008 7:45:42 PM

Thinking Allowed

Ok, I do have to agree with him on the rap.

11/19/2008 7:46:20 PM

Almafeta

Foxes?

Must have had a bad experience with furries.

11/19/2008 7:47:24 PM

Fdragon

...birds and foxes...

Why?

Heliocentrism...are you talking to us from a time portal?

Please be a poe

11/19/2008 7:49:12 PM
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