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Quote# 52620

Things I hate

* action figures
* birds
* Chattering classes
* demons
* deviant sexual practices
* evolution
* foreign religions
* foxes
* goths
* heliocentrism
* moths
* Obamamania
* pikeys
* psychiatry
* rap and loud rock music
* the corporations
* the Labour government
* the oil industry
* tree huggers
* uncovered ceilings with metal beams
* witches, wizards and witchcraft

Garvan Ellison, The Garvanian 129 Comments [11/19/2008 7:05:36 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: sandman
WTF?! || meh
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#774933
toothache

poe, right?

11/19/2008 7:10:00 PM

#774934
Jay-Sus

Notice how he doesn't say homosexuality.

11/19/2008 7:10:19 PM

#774935
Hakar

Foxes?!

11/19/2008 7:10:50 PM

#774936
Danny Noonan

Who wants to let him know that Christianity did not originate in England?

11/19/2008 7:10:53 PM

#774939
Aethernaut

Things I pity:

*Delusional religious nutjobs with fucked up priorities.

11/19/2008 7:15:21 PM

#774943
Falconer

If you really are a funeral director and grief counsellor as you claim on your website, I would not care to be comforted or interred by someone as opinionated and intolerant as you are.

11/19/2008 7:16:13 PM

#774944
The Loser

"uncovered ceilings with metal beams"

The fuck?

11/19/2008 7:16:58 PM

#774946
RavenWood

Does your Mommy know you're on the computer unattended?

11/19/2008 7:18:23 PM

#774955
emau99

What about peas? Antelope? Wax paper?

Your list is hardly complete, Garv.

11/19/2008 7:24:43 PM

#774959
practical_god

Birds?

o_O?

Because they were dinosaurs?

11/19/2008 7:26:03 PM

#774962
Malkavian Jeff

This doesn't seem to be a fundie, but he hates goths then he can say that to my face.

11/19/2008 7:26:38 PM

#774965
Sawyer

The craziness in this one is subtle. It didn't really hit me until I thought "what reasons could a person have to hate action figures and birds? More importantly, why would he hate them so much that he places them in the same list as corporations and the Labour party?"

This is a little reminiscent to things I've read by people with really bad cases of Asperger's.

11/19/2008 7:27:21 PM

#774970
Shadoboy


I hate evolution

11/19/2008 7:28:32 PM

#774974
wackadoodle

"* uncovered ceilings with metal beams"

Truly satan lurks among the metal beams, we must cover them!

11/19/2008 7:30:08 PM

#774988
atrasicarius

I think you might be looking for this site: http://www.godhateseveryoneexceptforus.com/

11/19/2008 7:35:03 PM

#774994
aaa

I think he shot himself in the leg.

11/19/2008 7:36:27 PM

#774995


notice it's all alphabetical

11/19/2008 7:36:29 PM

#774998
conservativevoice

OK I have to agree with fundies on this one 'uncovered ceilings with metal beams' are attrocious and show absolutely no taste...and rap does grate on ones ears..

11/19/2008 7:37:20 PM

#775003
Sawyer

@823165: The symptoms thicken! No wonder he hates psychiatry!

11/19/2008 7:38:00 PM

#775017


The fact he missed out condemning Homosexuality, other Religions or Atheists 'all usely fundie favorites', leads me to suspect that this could be a Poe.

11/19/2008 7:41:38 PM

#775023
anonymous

Some of those don't exist, though...

11/19/2008 7:44:04 PM

#775033
The Lazy One

@conservativevoice- I'm not the only one that hates metal beam ceilings! Those are fugly.

11/19/2008 7:45:42 PM

#775038
Thinking Allowed

Ok, I do have to agree with him on the rap.

11/19/2008 7:46:20 PM

#775043
Almafeta

Foxes?

Must have had a bad experience with furries.

11/19/2008 7:47:24 PM

#775047
Fdragon

...birds and foxes...

Why?

Heliocentrism...are you talking to us from a time portal?

Please be a poe

11/19/2008 7:49:12 PM
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