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[About nudists in Seattle.]

I live in Seattle about 5 blocks from where that event took place... this is in a neighborhood called Capitol Hill which is one of the biggest homosexual communities on the west coast and is an extremely liberal neighborhood (the only reason I live here is because of school) so it doesn't surprise me at all. All those nudists were probably homosexuals.

Joe Valentine, Rapture Ready 46 Comments [11/22/2008 12:31:24 AM]
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X-Acto Dyke

yes, because we all wander around with no clothes on


11/22/2008 12:39:39 AM

Jesus Klingon

the only reason I live here is because of school

Of course. ;)

11/22/2008 12:45:08 AM

Godbuster

if you can't wear your birthday suit because it's dirty, does that mean you never shower ?

11/22/2008 1:02:07 AM

Atheist Amy

@ Godbuster: Or never change your underwear? Eww.

Yes, you are absolutely right. Homosexuals = nudists. Good fucking job. FAIL.

11/22/2008 1:04:56 AM

MK

And you can't transfer to a more fundie-friendly school in another town because.........

11/22/2008 1:11:11 AM

a mind far far away

Quick question: When me and my wife strip down naked when we get ready to have sex, does that mean that we magically change into homosexuals? I'm intrigued. Repulsed at the lack of logic, but still intrigued.

11/22/2008 1:12:20 AM

Jay-Sus

Whenever I have a shower I automatically turn gay? Weird.

11/22/2008 1:15:44 AM

Old Viking

This is mind-numbingly stupid.

11/22/2008 2:19:48 AM

Antichrist


11/22/2008 2:25:03 AM

Amanda

Naked=gay?
So I'm homosexual every time I shower?

11/22/2008 2:40:50 AM

Giveitaday

All those nudists were probably homosexuals.

Why? Are you implying the only homosexuals like to get naked? Are you so fucking dense, uneducated, willfully ignorant, and uncurious as to think that only gay people like to take their clothes off? It would do you and your RR friends well to remember, Ignorance breeds stupidity.

11/22/2008 2:42:07 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

Yeah, because a straight god fearing man would have a constant boner on those nudist beaches..right?

11/22/2008 2:43:04 AM

thejebusfire


11/22/2008 2:44:52 AM

myheadhurts

Because Homosexuals like to be nekked!

11/22/2008 2:52:10 AM

WMDKitty

::snicker:: Well, I must be a lesbian, because I like sitting around my room NEKKID!

11/22/2008 2:55:01 AM

Morrigan

I will never understand the represion of the body this religion has imposed in our society

11/22/2008 2:58:13 AM

Dr. Quasius

I live in Seattle about 5 blocks from where that event took place...

Get the fuck out of my city!

11/22/2008 3:26:22 AM

Grimesy

Yes and all christians are fundies.

11/22/2008 4:07:34 AM

Skyknight

What happens when he learns about the existence of Christian naturists?

11/22/2008 4:24:46 AM



THAE AR'NT TREU CRISCHINS!!!!11ONEONEONE[/poe]

11/22/2008 5:04:10 AM

Filius non factus est

You know something ironic?

The name "Joe Valentine" sounds like that of a gay porn star.

11/22/2008 5:18:44 AM

1BurningStake

Again, I only live in the suburbs of Seattle, so I'm not quite sure where all these sudden nudests apparently congregate. Ballard neighborhood in Seattle is also notoriously "liberal." It is true that Capital Hill is a "gay area," though. Lots of grocery stores with rainbow flags in them, and things like that. (Not that I think that's a bad thing... ;) )

What I find really interesting is that despite his living in that area, he has apparently yet to see one actual naked person, gay or not. And of course, I love the implication that only "liberals" have good schools.

And, my dorm advisor my senior year of college at UW (in Seattle) was from Capitol Hill, and she said she loved it there, I believe because she said it was a very "vibrant area" (in my paraphrasing.) She was also a Psychology major, though I don't think from any trauma involving sudden naked gay people.

And Dr. Quasius, yay for help making the Seattle area awesome!

11/22/2008 5:19:20 AM

PnR

Well, Joe, maybe if you removed your head from your ass you'd see that Capitol Hill is in fact a diverse neighborhood with many kinds of people of all colors, ages, and walks of life. Why, just this evening I was at a party on Capitol Hill where there were even some fundies like you!

And I third Dr. Quasius. Seattle doesn't need Joe Valentine.

11/22/2008 5:45:19 AM



Nudist =/= homosexual.

Are you people completely fucking retarded? What the hell is wrong going without clothes anyways? It's a fucking terrific idea, being able to not have to worry about feeling insecure about your body by having to cover up. Why are you so ashamed or horrified by the idea of people with no clothes on? They're obviously far more mature than you, because you seem to think that because they're not wearing clothes, it automatically means they're gonna have sex or something. Retard!

11/22/2008 5:54:14 AM

Ronni Bom

Wait wait wait, didn't your bible say: That before Adam and Eve took a bite of the apple, they were buttnaked? And when they took a bite of the apple, they have to live in shame? So before that, when they were naked, they were sinless?

And WMDKitty proof or it didn't happen :P

11/22/2008 6:04:54 AM
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