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I really have no idea. Could happen that way or perhaps the Lord has a less dramatic approach planned.
However, I have to admit... Several times, I've walked back to my office from McDonald's holding a bag a burgers and fries. On that walk back, I'd often think, "if the rapture we're to happen right now, somebody's gonna get a free lunch out of this - probably their last decent meal for quite a while!"
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"I really have no idea. Could happen that way or perhaps the Lord has a less dramatic approach planned."
This is true. In fact, it was so subtle that nobody noticed when it happened. Sorry guys, you've missed the Rapture. It was last Tuesday.
"However, I have to admit... Several times, I've walked back to my office from McDonald's holding a bag a burgers and fries. On that walk back, I'd often think, "if the rapture we're to happen right now, somebody's gonna get a free lunch out of this - probably their last decent meal for quite a while!""
You consider McDonald's a "decent" meal?
Scripture is finally good for something. The rapture isn't mentioned anywhere in the Bible. Unless Left Behind became the new Bible.
probably their last decent meal for quite a while!"
When did McDonalds become a decent meal? And what's this a while shit? You think all farmers are Christain?
Wouldn't it be funny if Jesus came back the way he came the first time? He'd come preaching his liberal, love-everyone ideas, and preacing against the conservative religious elite, and all those retards at rapture ready would call him a liberal idiot, a hell-bound homo-lover, someone who denies the bible instead of reality. He'd laugh and laugh and laugh, and we'd all laugh too, as he threw those fucktards right into hell. That's what I'm hoping for.
I thought only 144,000 people were going to be whisked away in the rapture. How wuld that hurt my ability to get a decent meal. If onyl 144,000 people were to disappear, the world could get on quite well, probably even better with the decrease in population.
Of course, it you are jsut talking about True Christians (tm) being taken in the rapture, then the world will keep going without you.
@Mattural Selection -The whakos being gone is the upside. The McDonald's is just an added bonus to whoever thinks absndoned bads of fast food sitting on the ground are a decent meal.
BrendanJD: No where will you find in scripture that says only 144,000 are taken in the rapture.
It is not wise to comment or provide counsel on a subject that you clearly have no grasp on.
if the rapture we're to happen right now, somebody's gonna get a free lunch out of this - probably their last decent meal for quite a while!
I thought eating at McDonalds was now considered a sin, since they support 'teh gaez' and all
I wouldn't consider McDonalds a 'decent meal'. In fact I think I'd get a better meal eating roots and grubs.
If your rapture did happen, the world would go on probably better than before. At least, the average intelligence of the population would increase. Human progress would be faster and better.
You fundies think too highly of yourselves.
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No where will you find in scripture that says only 144,000 are taken in the rapture.
Revelation 7:4
"On that walk back, I'd often think, "if the rapture we're to happen right now, somebody's gonna get a free lunch out of this - probably their last decent meal for quite a while!"
I'll bet my bottom dollar it hasn't occurred to this "good Christian" to volunteer at the local homeless shelter or donate to aid charities.
O, the barely contained glee ...
"probably their last decent meal for quite a while!"
I would almost wish the rapture was real and this asshole got lost behind himself.
Burger and fries are a good meal. Don't bash him for liking McD-food. I do too, mainly because I can get the same food everywhere. Of course you can not eat it too often, but that's true for other 'decent meals' as well.
That said: Crazyfundie is crazy!
I mean, it's really tempting to consider the possibility that every fat white self-righteous RR poster will just disappear one day, leaving McDonald's and Wal-Mart to go bankrupt and our species to finally approach its evolutionary potential. Think of it! Love, acceptance and the pursuit of knowledge supplanting bigotry and hatred. This must be that hope Big O keeps talking about.
It may be like the "War of the Worlds" movie. ZAP! And you're gone. Like GONE (goodbye, don't exist anywhere, not here or your heaven) and your clothes are floating around on the wind.
However, I have to admit... several times, I've walked back to my office from McDonald's holding a bag a burgers and fries. On that walk back, I'd often think, "if my heart attack were to happen right now, somebody's gonna get a free lunch out of this - because I'm so special people would eat my food off the floor!"
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