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Two words: Home School

My friend's daughters are in a private Christian high school. One of the coaches is a lesbian. At a recent dance, it was sex-with-clothes on the dance floor and the teachers were cheering it on.

We're in a battle for the soul of the country. We don't have the media or the education system on our side.

frodo82801, RR 52 Comments [11/22/2008 8:35:26 AM]
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Faintpraise

I got really confused by this one at first...they were having sex and the teachers were cheering? Oh, hang on, no. They were having sex with clothes?! What? Oh, hold on again...

I think you mean "it was sex-with-clothes-on ON the dance floor". Still, I'm pretty sure you're exaggerating. Were you there? And also, I'm not seeing any connection between how close people danced at a school dance, and the school having a coach who is gay.

I'm glad you don't have the media any more on your side than it is. It's bad enough!

11/22/2008 8:46:31 AM

X-Acto Dyke

Oh noes....lesbians....dancing....you just KNOW that this opened up a whole new portal to hell.

11/22/2008 8:50:29 AM

Jay-Sus

Dry humping and a lesbian coach. That's worse than dividing by zero.

11/22/2008 8:57:38 AM

Ronni Bom

And you don't have the brains on your side, either.

11/22/2008 9:00:03 AM

Nutz

not even reality is on your side.

11/22/2008 9:11:41 AM

K T

Oh yeah let's Home School !!


Then siblings can dance together at their family gatherings ???????

11/22/2008 9:13:14 AM

FreBoy

So your media and your education systems go with your constitution? Too bad.

11/22/2008 9:41:20 AM



it's not "sex-with-clothes" if they're at least six inches away from each other and some trance music is playing.

11/22/2008 9:45:13 AM

someone from a different planet

@Faintpraise:

They were having sex with clothes?! What? Oh, hold on again... I think you mean "it was sex-with-clothes-on ON the dance floor"

No no, he just put the dashes wrong: he means "sex with-clothes-on-the-dance-floor" which makes sense, because he would not call for the loss of the soul of the country had they put their clothes on chairs.

Maybe the clothes got all tromped upon and dusty because the floor was not clean. I too would be very pissed off and scandalized by this if it happened to my daughter, since it is me doing the washing.

I propose a new cause: don't drop your clothes on the floor, put them away nicely when you're having sex in a club.


11/22/2008 10:11:34 AM

Paschal Wagner

Q: How come baptists never have sex standing up?
A: If the Lord sees them, he might think they're dancing.

11/22/2008 10:23:35 AM

Grigori Yefimovich

Sex with clothes on?

Isn't that the only fundie-approved way?

11/22/2008 10:25:22 AM

Mortok

There are other ways to have sex?

11/22/2008 10:30:30 AM

Nowonmai

Just because a woman is athletic, doesn't automatically make her a lesbian. Sex with clothes on? Is that like those Mormon magic underwear? Probably not, but my guess is you think anything more than finger tips touching is sex.

11/22/2008 10:57:29 AM

Mat

"Two words: Home School"

Please, do. Then I get to look at the look on your child's face when I'm running a corporation and ordering McDonalds from their sales window.

"My friend's daughters are in a private Christian high school."

Such schools typically (although not always) have high standards, both in academic preparation and pastoral care. I commend your friend on his/her good choice.

"One of the coaches is a lesbian."

Relevance? I see none.

"At a recent dance, it was sex-with-clothes on the dance floor and the teachers were cheering it on."

As a graduate of a Catholic high school, I can tell you that the teachers would not have been cheering on sex-with-clothing dances. Unless you use 1920s definitions of various types of dancing, in which case, I have an 18-hoop dress that would be the HEIGHT of fashion for Well-Bred Ladies of Good Family (tm).

"We're in a battle for the soul of the country."

Not quite. You WERE in a battle for the souls of the country, which, fortunately, the bad guys lost quite handily.

"We don't have the media or the education system on our side."

True, but self-inflicted. If you would ever look beyond your Bible for solutions to problems, you would find a much more sympathetic audience for your woes.

Overall, yeah, fundie.

11/22/2008 11:16:34 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Why were you holding a dance at all, being the good Christain prudes that you are? Is not the majority, if not all, dancing basically an expression of sensuality?

11/22/2008 11:31:44 AM

Mister Spak

You don't have any sane people on your side either.

11/22/2008 12:39:16 PM

Grimesy

Your brain is against you too. And your daughters.

11/22/2008 12:57:58 PM

Philbert McAdamia

This is why Baptists don't fuck standing up; because it might lead to {shudder} dancing.

11/22/2008 1:03:53 PM

anaxthema

Damn those lesbians with their sexy dance parties!!!!111!!11

11/22/2008 1:26:30 PM

Illuminatalie

Sex with clothes sounds weird. Can't you do the decent thing and put those clothes on a mannequin first?

11/22/2008 1:27:26 PM

aaa

What? Where?

11/22/2008 1:28:24 PM

Not_You

Honestly, the dance may have been inappropriate. Thinking back to my high school dances... Ew. I agree, it's gross to watch people groping and humping. That's what you're supposed to do AFTER prom.

I doubt, however, that the teachers were cheering, that it has anything to do with lesbians, or religion.

PDA!

11/22/2008 1:43:24 PM

solomongrundy

Strangely enough, nowhere in the Bible do men dance with women.
In several places men dance, in others verses women dance, but nowhere do both sexes dance together.

Odd, that.
SG, who's just saying.

11/22/2008 2:12:00 PM

Porky Pine

"At a recent dance, it was sex-with-clothes on the dance floor"

People have sex with clothes?

*eyes my laundry basket*

11/22/2008 2:12:46 PM

Elphada

frodo probably thinks all dancing is sex with clothes on. I also think he/she is full of it.

"We're in a battle for the soul of the country." How the hell more corny/Drama Queen can you get?

11/22/2008 3:02:20 PM
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