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American women today are sex pigs—They spread their legs on stage with seducing imprudent looks on their faces, gyrating like complete idiots, jumping around in sensual positions, sticking their tongues out of their mouth like dogs, exposing their bodies and causing men to greatly lust upon them. Sadly, this is a commonly accepted practice nowadays in cheerleading, theatre shows, plays, skating, and by Country and Rock performers. It's a disgrace upon America. We are a nation of pornographic filth, lewd women, and sexual perversion. No wonder sexual sins are at epidemic levels in America. Those little whores are driving men crazy!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 124 Comments [11/21/2008 10:21:29 AM]
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#777240

Xotan

Hypocrite. You are the one who is looking with lust at women, so you blame the women. You could always stay away from the few places where such things might happen, but I am invinicly left with the impression that you seek out such places. The sin is entirely yours.

Again, Hypocrite, even Arch Hypocrite!

11/21/2008 2:16:23 PM

#777253

Pedantic Twit

The gynophobia at the heart of religion: give it a round of applause!

11/21/2008 2:28:33 PM

#777260

Tearlich

@Deep Search: She has to much self-respect to date him.

11/21/2008 2:37:11 PM

#777261

Marc

"We are a nation of pornographic filth, lewd women, and sexual perversion."

And this is bad, why?

11/21/2008 2:37:15 PM

#777262

Jack Bauer

Caught a dose have we, Dave?

11/21/2008 2:41:14 PM

#777263

bodkyn

Someone's not getting any....

11/21/2008 2:41:16 PM

#777265

Lectora

God bless America!

11/21/2008 2:41:22 PM

#777284

El Guapo

I didn't even realize that sin was so awesome! Thanks, Dave!

11/21/2008 3:00:46 PM

#777289

Elphada

Somebody spent $$ for PPV and watched porno.

David, if you were in front of me you wouldn't have the guts to say what you just wrote. If you tried you wouldn't get through the 1st sentence without falling to the ground with lust being the last thing on your mind. But then you must have the equipment....

11/21/2008 3:08:11 PM

#777292

NoAstronomer

"Those little whores are driving me crazy!"

Fixed.

11/21/2008 3:09:55 PM

#777307

Will

David is a virgin.

11/21/2008 3:30:52 PM

#777309

GigaGuess

If thine eye offends thee, Dave, honey...

11/21/2008 3:32:51 PM

#777311

Marsten

So, jealous that women put out for other guys and you don't get any?

11/21/2008 3:36:27 PM

#777313

Grigadil

Let's hear it for the Little Whores!

11/21/2008 3:39:39 PM

#777320

Esjeur

Let's take a trip to a little non American city called Amsterdam shall we?

11/21/2008 3:48:58 PM

#777337

Lou

Aww, who's a sexually frustrated little wanker? You are! You are!

11/21/2008 4:14:45 PM

#777340

Steverino

YEAH BABY!!!....FUCK...FUCK...FUCK!!! WAHOOO!!!!

11/21/2008 6:06:50 PM

#777349

Jeff Weskamp

Yet another man who couldn't get laid in high school....

11/21/2008 6:15:22 PM

#777366

Headache

Those little whores are driving men crazy!

Translation: I hate them because I never get anything from "those little whores".

11/21/2008 6:25:27 PM

#777369

Pagnostic

It sounds as though David J. Stewart spent a lot of time and effort researching this.

11/21/2008 6:27:40 PM

#777370

J. Random Lurker

"American women today are sex pigs"

Some of them are--a lot of the young women my age are. They're not my cup of tea personally--but it's a free country.

"They spread their legs on stage with seducing imprudent looks on their faces, gyrating like complete idiots, jumping around in sensual positions, sticking their tongues out of their mouth like dogs, exposing their bodies"

Yeah, that's the nightclub scene in many major cities and an apt description of strip clubs. There's a reason why I go to those places very sparingly. Admittedly though, that's where you're going to find the more attractive young women.

"and causing men to greatly lust upon them."

No, that's nature. Most every straight guy is hard-wired to "greatly lust" upon naked young women. In fact, a lot of your sexual morality in your disgusting bible is premised on that fact.

"Sadly, this is a commonly accepted practice nowadays in cheerleading, theatre shows, plays, skating, and by Country and Rock performers."

Sadly? SADLY? Look man, I'm a twenty-something straight guy with virtually no sex drive, and even I think you're completely bat-shiat insane. What does that say about you? That you're stark-raving mad?

"It's a disgrace upon America."

No, Dave, you are. It's idiots like you that give us a bad reputation overseas.

"We are a nation of pornographic filth, lewd women, and sexual perversion. No wonder sexual sins are at epidemic levels in America."

No, we are a free country that generally believes trying to pent up bad behaviours based on a bunch of fairy-tales written by Bronze-age misogynistic goat-sodomisers is NOT a good thing for civil society.

"Those little whores are driving men crazy!"

Well, I'll give you that they drive me crazy. Not because of that they're whores (I could care less), but because they act like total idiots and are always clamouring at me, thus ruining what I had hoped to be a quiet evening of drinking and smoking.

11/21/2008 6:27:57 PM

#777376

anonymous

Yes, women should spread their legs with normal looks on their faces, and gyrate like people of average intelligence.

There's nothing wrong with stripping or dressing up in skimpy outfits, just don't make those stupid fucking faces!

It was funny in Zoolander, but it's fugly as hell when you actually do it.

11/21/2008 6:31:23 PM

#777382

DW

just booked my plane ticket, america here I come!

11/21/2008 6:34:36 PM

#777386

Fek'lhr

Liking what you see is not a sin. Stalking, rummaging through trash, collecting panties, and rape...now you are sinning.

11/21/2008 6:39:18 PM

#777390

Hedonism-Bot

"American women today are sex pigs—They spread their legs on stage with seducing imprudent looks on their faces, gyrating like complete idiots, jumping around in sensual positions, sticking their tongues out of their mouth like dogs, exposing their bodies and causing men to greatly lust upon them."

YES !? Isn't it GRAND !

MORE WINE !?! MORE CHOCOLATE ?!?! MORE SIN !?!

11/21/2008 6:42:07 PM

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