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American women today are sex pigs—They spread their legs on stage with seducing imprudent looks on their faces, gyrating like complete idiots, jumping around in sensual positions, sticking their tongues out of their mouth like dogs, exposing their bodies and causing men to greatly lust upon them. Sadly, this is a commonly accepted practice nowadays in cheerleading, theatre shows, plays, skating, and by Country and Rock performers. It's a disgrace upon America. We are a nation of pornographic filth, lewd women, and sexual perversion. No wonder sexual sins are at epidemic levels in America. Those little whores are driving men crazy!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 124 Comments [11/21/2008 10:21:29 AM]
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myheadhurts

girlfriend cheat on you

11/21/2008 7:19:27 PM

Sisyphus

Perhaps you should stop going to strip clubs if you find the shows so offensive.

11/21/2008 7:26:47 PM

solomongrundy

Of course, Captain Kirk insisting that Lt Uhura assumed the 'Yeoman Position' , (i.e. knees wide apart) whenever she faced him has nothing at all to do with any of this...)

11/21/2008 7:27:07 PM



Someone needs to get this guy laid, no I'm sorry, I wouldn't want to burden anyone with that horrible ordeal... Looks like it's back to slapping the ham for you!

11/21/2008 7:38:22 PM

MeltedRubberSoul

I know! it's so totally hot, isn't it?

11/21/2008 7:42:21 PM

Shadoboy

I came.

11/21/2008 7:54:33 PM

Thejebusfire

exposing their bodies

OH NOEZ NOT THE KNEES!!!!


And what about all these sex craved men who run around fucking prostites and molesting little girls?

Those little whores are driving men crazy!
It's not my fault you idiots can't keep your penises in your pants.

11/21/2008 9:24:53 PM

Ken R.

Dern those fraffin naffin plays... showin all them legs and talking about vaginas and such. Why, in my day, if you even SAID the word "vagina" they'd whip ya right in the head with a blackjack.

11/21/2008 9:49:20 PM



Wow, it must suck being so uncomfortable with your own sexuality.

11/21/2008 9:57:42 PM

Old Viking

Do I infer correctly that you're against all this?

11/21/2008 9:59:31 PM

Martha Jones

Someone is awfully scared of their own sexuality.

It's okay Davey, it's quite common to question it sometimes.

11/21/2008 10:33:33 PM

Rubyfruit

Mister Stewart was just fapping away when he was typing this, wasn't he?

11/21/2008 10:38:40 PM

lotus whitedragon

"Those little whores are driving men crazy!"

Bitch better keep that burqa on!

11/21/2008 11:25:12 PM

Jay-Sus

Did you lose your key to the closet or something?

11/21/2008 11:34:40 PM

Antichrist

Does anyone else see Dave sitting in the darkest corner of a strip joint fapping over the evil sinful bitch on stage that he wants to punish?

This guy is absolutely amazing.

11/21/2008 11:55:19 PM

WMDKitty

Get laid, already!

11/22/2008 12:28:19 AM

skeptical rationalist

Sexiness! Thanks for the image that is now present in my mind. :P

11/22/2008 2:38:14 AM

Riley

I like how it is all a woman's fault..

11/22/2008 3:36:31 AM

Sanrio90

Yea, blame the women because men have no control over their sexuality, right?

Let me guess, rape victims were "asking for it", right?

If your website of insanity weren't so amusing at times, I'd wish you'd have been institutionalized a long time ago.

11/22/2008 4:53:00 AM

Elia

And that's why your balls are bright blue!

11/22/2008 5:10:14 AM

Trauma

I wish cheerleaders did that...

11/22/2008 6:12:35 AM

Brian X

Some guys go into strip clubs, tip in ones and twos, and occasionally get to chit-chat with the performers. Yeah, probably leaving alone, but hey, at least the performers get treated like people.

This guy tips tens, drools like an idiot, and wonders why the girls spend so much more time on the other guys in the audience.

11/22/2008 6:49:03 AM

X-Acto Dyke

Hmmmmm...makes me wonder if he's posting from his jail cell in sex offender row....

11/22/2008 9:19:55 AM

NJ Osprey

They spread their legs on stage with seducing imprudent looks on their faces, gyrating like complete idiots, jumping around in sensual positions, sticking their tongues out of their mouth like dogs, exposing their bodies and causing men to greatly lust upon them.

And old Dave keeps on looking at them at every opportunity...purely for the purpose of denouncing sin, of course. :)

11/22/2008 11:29:55 AM



I had to have a cold shower after reading this!

11/22/2008 12:11:06 PM
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