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[From a review of the movie “Andre”]

Andre was extremely successful at having no examples of murder or suicide. There had to be a little slice of sex by showing a young teenage girl sunbathing, but not severe enough to warrant a loss of points. Maybe I should have taken off at least one point because it was clear why the scene was presented -- only to show the girl in a bathing suit. And if this was not a little slice of sex, why was the scene not of a fat person in shorts?

Tom Carder, CAPalert 40 Comments [11/19/2008 7:13:03 PM]
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BreeStar

Geez, obsessive much?

11/19/2008 7:15:33 PM

Jay-Sus

Repressed sexual urges ftw!

11/19/2008 7:15:37 PM

RavenWood

And if fat gets you off, what then?

11/19/2008 7:19:26 PM

Duck On Skates

Even if it had shown a fat person in shorts, I'm betting you still would have thought it was a slice of sex.

11/19/2008 7:23:40 PM

Shadoboy

Tom Carder faps to this:

11/19/2008 7:26:51 PM



Sunbathing is sex now?

Geez.

11/19/2008 7:26:56 PM

Damen

a little slice of sex...a little slice of sex

Mmm, a twofer. Is "a little slice of sex" anything like a little slice of pizza?

11/19/2008 7:28:37 PM



So babies are born doing something worse than sex?

11/19/2008 7:37:57 PM

aaa

Sir, you need a 20 minute blowjob.

11/19/2008 7:38:00 PM

Princess Rot

Sexism and fat hate. Wonderful...

11/19/2008 7:38:45 PM

anonymous

I didn't know sunbathing was sex. Was she also masturbating?
And stop calling it a slice.
Actions cannot be sliced. I cannot have a slice of going to math class in 5 minutes. I do not have slices of amateur video game design.

11/19/2008 7:40:48 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

Honestly..its like a freudian slip..they consider sex to be sunbathing? This is of the same mentality as the islamics demanding their women be covered from head to toe so the men will not be seduced into sin..these people cant stop thinking about sex.

11/19/2008 7:44:38 PM

gargoyle1

"And if this was not a little slice of sex, why was the scene not of a fat person in shorts?"

I refused the role because I felt it wasn't deep enough.

11/19/2008 7:50:16 PM

freako104

Please never go to the beach Tom.

11/19/2008 7:59:37 PM

Mister Spak

Because Bro. Randy wasn't available.

11/19/2008 8:23:08 PM

Old Viking

... why was the scene not of a fat person in shorts?

Uh, because most of us would prefer to see a teenage girl in a bathing suit?

11/19/2008 8:30:11 PM

A Friend

Admit it. You have a thing for kankles.

11/19/2008 8:41:30 PM

werewolf

A slice of pie would also be nice.

11/19/2008 8:53:31 PM

Doctor Whom

To you, your observation says a lot about the movie. To me, it says a lot about you, and I think I'm going to need an airline discomfort bag.

11/19/2008 8:56:10 PM

Drax

Some people get off on fatties though, so no shorts, might provoke sinful thinking in someone's mind. Just to be sure, best make sure every piece of human flesh on the set is covered up next time around.

11/19/2008 8:59:34 PM

GigaGuess

Has it occurred to you that you think about sex FAR more than those you admonish?

11/19/2008 9:00:22 PM

The L

So, a girl getting a tan is pornographic now?

We'd better ban our kids from going to beaches then--can't have them seeing beautiful women in bathing suits!

11/19/2008 9:24:10 PM

Illuminatalie

What are you, a Saudi Arabian inquisitor?

11/19/2008 9:43:43 PM

tracer

This is CAPalert here.

They're the people who say that the Star Wars movies are tools of Satan because they portray the Force instead of portraying Jesus.

For CAPalert, this review is surprisingly mild.

11/19/2008 9:53:28 PM

Moon Wolfhowl

Hey, some of us like looking at shirtless fat guys.


...don't judge me...>_>

11/19/2008 10:01:45 PM
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