[From a review of the movie “Andre”]
Andre was extremely successful at having no examples of murder or suicide. There had to be a little slice of sex by showing a young teenage girl sunbathing, but not severe enough to warrant a loss of points. Maybe I should have taken off at least one point because it was clear why the scene was presented -- only to show the girl in a bathing suit. And if this was not a little slice of sex, why was the scene not of a fat person in shorts?
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Sunbathing is sex now?
Geez.
a little slice of sex...a little slice of sex
Mmm, a twofer. Is "a little slice of sex" anything like a little slice of pizza?
"And if this was not a little slice of sex, why was the scene not of a fat person in shorts?"
I refused the role because I felt it wasn't deep enough.
... why was the scene not of a fat person in shorts?
Uh, because most of us would prefer to see a teenage girl in a bathing suit?
To you, your observation says a lot about the movie. To me, it says a lot about you, and I think I'm going to need an airline discomfort bag.
Some people get off on fatties though, so no shorts, might provoke sinful thinking in someone's mind. Just to be sure, best make sure every piece of human flesh on the set is covered up next time around.
So, a girl getting a tan is pornographic now?
We'd better ban our kids from going to beaches then--can't have them seeing beautiful women in bathing suits!
This is CAPalert here.
They're the people who say that the Star Wars movies are tools of Satan because they portray the Force instead of portraying Jesus.
For CAPalert, this review is surprisingly mild.
You know, some people judge movies by the acting, special effects, etc.
And some fat people have sex, too.
If I had a "young teenage girl," I would not let her anywhere near you.
this guy is a loon
from his review of Jurassic Park
"Jurassic Park could have as well been titled "The Legs and Other Anatomy of Laura Dern." "
"Sex/Homosexuality Investigation Area was inappropriate touching of a minor child by an adult.There is no need for any male actor, adult or otherwise, to touch the chest or groin area of a preteen girl,"
"Neither is there ever any need to reveal such a large portion of a preteen girl's breast as was seen twice in Jurassic Park"
i think he might have been watching a different version of JP in his head seeing what he wanted to see
Judging by davros' comment, Tom here has an obsession with young girls.
He might be complaining about inappropriate touching, but since JP's one of my favourites and I've seen it many times, I think I can safely say he's guilty of inappropriate delusions.
Does anyone else ever get the nigh-uncontrollable desire to strap these idiots to a chair and force them to watch the South Park movie?
Because, following your stupid logic, a fat person is shorts is a little slice of sex. Sex is either the gender, both cases, or the performance of the sexual act, neither in my opinion.
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