When we get to heaven, and IF we are able to take our adoring eyes off of the Lord, we can thank Pres. Bush in person.
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When we get to heaven, and IF we are able to take our adoring eyes off of the Lord, we can thank Pres. Bush in person.
I'll be too busy pestering Jehovah about why He gave me diabetes, and why He felt it necessary to kill one of my cousins with brain cancer.
Meanwhile, We won't be able to take our adoring* eyes off President Barack Obama restoring America, after it was thoroughly fucked-up by George Wanker Bush. And then thank him.
*- If I were female (and he wasn't married), I'd do him. Cool. Handsome. Intelligent. Martin Luther King's Dream has become Reality indeed.
If that greedy war-profiteering liar is there you can be sure you're not in the right place. Of course, ever since I have read all the lies you assholes put in God's mouth at Rapture Ready for your right-wing political purposes I wouldn't be surprised if the good Lord doesn't want anything to do with you and your cult.
"When we get to heaven, and IF we are able to take our adoring eyes off of the Lord, we can thank Pres. Bush in person."
I'm pretty sure St. Peter gives out mandatory IQ tests before entry through the Pearly Gates. I think it's in the verses just after those that speak of the Rapture.
In other words, Bush and the rest of you will probably just be wandering around aimlessly for all eternity in the lobby.
Er, thank Bush for what? Killing Iraqis? Being friends with the Bin Laden clan? Lying to start a futile war that's killed and is still killing Americans, or had you forgotten? Bringing his country into international dishonour? Wrecking the world economy by failure properly to control financial institutions? Shall I go on? And you think this person will be in some putative heaven?
Sorry. That belief is enough to exclude you too!
Because at 11:59 PM on January 20, 2009 Bush will launch every nuclear missile at every country he can think of. He'll then run from the white house screaming "I did it, Lord! I did what you told me!"
GWB is an idiot. Even if you don't think he has done anything wrong, you have to concede that much at least. Just listening to him speak makes my IQ drop a few points, and that is coming from someone with a very thick southern accent.
Yes, thank you President Bush for killing, torturing, and taking away civil rights!
This is off topic, but I thought it would have been hilarious if someone had gotten control of the sound system at the RNC and started playing War Pigs.
Day of Judgement, God is calling...
Ow. Ow! OWW!
*Clutches head*
The stupid! It hurts!
Edited to add: Wait a second, so you and your clan of idiots are gonna stare adoringly at t3h L0rd...
...and he's gonna what? Stand there and bask?
Reason #173456 why this agnostic finds your version of God creepy as hell.
Thank him for what? For being complicit in the deaths of over 4000 US servicemen and at the very least over a hundred thousand Iraqis/Afghanis? For shitting on the US constitution? For torturing people? What about kidnapping people and detaining them indefinetly, many of them for no reason? How about for bombing civilian wedding parties or declaring places to be "free fire zones" where anybody, man, woman, or child was fair game to be killed?
Are you so stupid that you actually think that Bush is a really religious man and not just using you for your vote? Is it possible for a human being to be that fucking dense? Bushie bitch should fit right in there in heaven though, he and your "god" share many of the same oppressive, intolerent, and murderous ideals after all.
@ Giveitaday
Although sometimes that does have it's place ;-)
" Wow, George Bush is in heaven! I can't belive i'm finally meeting- wait, is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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