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When do coincidences stop being coincidences?

Barack's Chicago power base includes the 60606 zip code.

6-6-6 only comes up in one out of every 1,000 Pick 3 lottery draws, yet it came up the day after BO's election.

In Nostradamus, the third and final antichrist will be associated with someone named Mabus, whose sudden death will trigger calamity. Ray Mabus is Obama's Middle East policy adviser. obaMABUSh

Obama is a great speaker worshipped throughout the former Roman Empire.

007ObiWan, YouTube 58 Comments [11/20/2008 8:23:35 PM]
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G Zimmer

Obama is a great speaker.


Only truth here.

11/20/2008 8:25:50 PM

Just Passing By

Same shit, new explanations...

11/20/2008 8:28:53 PM

Malkavian Jeff

Yeah and Caesar was supposed to be the anti christ too.

11/20/2008 8:35:27 PM

David G

Yes, and difference between 666 and 60606 is only 59940. What does that have to do with anything?

11/20/2008 8:38:17 PM

Skyknight

It's 616, not 666...You only get the extra +50 with another "n" (i.e. Nero Caesar as Neron Caesar).

So do you look for 00616, or 60106?

11/20/2008 8:39:19 PM

Old Viking

When do the brain damaged stop being brain damaged?

11/20/2008 8:43:26 PM



*facepalm*

11/20/2008 8:51:10 PM

Smells Like a Monkey

I expect more from a jedi master, and Mi6.

I'm not mad, but I'm disappointed.

11/20/2008 8:51:30 PM

Do'tLookBehindYou

Really grasping there, aren't we?

11/20/2008 8:54:40 PM

aaa

Argumentum ad zipcode?

11/20/2008 8:57:03 PM

a mind far far away

ObiWan, you have lost the force. And your intelligence (if it was ever there to begin with), and you mind, and your sanity.......etc.......

11/20/2008 8:58:28 PM

Lucilius

A black man who's liked by lots of white people? A president who doesn't salivate at the thought of bombing starving children? A politician with actual good ideas, that don't just make his buddies richer?

Gotta be the Antichrist, right.

11/20/2008 9:04:55 PM

M.M.

Ronald Reagan's first, last, and middle names all had 6 letters. He was more of the antichrist than Obama. Get over yourself, twit.

11/20/2008 9:08:29 PM

anevilmeme

"When do coincidences stop being coincidences?"

When they enter a fundtard brain.

11/20/2008 9:13:04 PM

Snarky McWhiterson

A bit of a non-sequitor here, but what the fuck's up with your name??? Bond and Obi Wan wrapped up in one? You, sir, are neither. Go stuff yourself.

11/20/2008 9:15:19 PM

NoAstronomer

When do coincidences stop being coincidences?

When comments on youboob stop being stupid, which is to say never.

11/20/2008 9:15:31 PM

Chicago

id wager a good sum that not a single person lives in 60606 (other than the homeless). its the middle of god damned downtown. its office buildings and fast food resteraunts.

11/20/2008 9:20:16 PM

Atheist In A Foxhole

Numerologistic crap.

11/20/2008 9:21:19 PM

Mike

FAIL.

11/20/2008 9:25:25 PM

Thejebusfire

"the third and final antichrist"

Theres more than one?

11/20/2008 9:32:26 PM



Boy aren't we desperate to bash Obama? Combining bad Scriptural interpretation, falsehood, random chance, Nostradamus, and popularity apparently equals stupidity.

11/20/2008 9:40:09 PM

AuraTwilight

Isn't numerology a sin? Oh boy, you're going to hell.

11/20/2008 9:41:18 PM



It would figure that the Antichrist is from Mississippi

11/20/2008 9:54:15 PM

Headache

Holy bushwhacker!

How is it possible to be as insane as 007ObiWan and not be confined to a mental institution?

11/20/2008 9:55:04 PM

john

The devil picks lottery numbers? Hell! I've been praying to the wrong guy!

11/20/2008 10:22:26 PM
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