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#783899
stoat100
It's William S Burroughs' Interzone, in reverse...
11/25/2008 11:22:23 PM
#783932
Illuminatalie
WE can't but God can, and He can do it through us.
And that is an important distinction to make. Don't try to face a winged reptile-humanoid monster that breathes fire and wields a supernatural pitchfork, all by yourself! Simply speak the words and your body will be a conduit for God's demon-fighting power (that also acts to heal the tiny rips in the space-time continuum). Believe me, this happens all the time.
11/25/2008 11:33:44 PM
#783945
Grigadil
Once you dream a demon, it's yours.
11/25/2008 11:39:15 PM
#783949
Doctor Whom
You had a dream? Well, I know I'm convinced. I'll see everyone at church.
11/25/2008 11:40:32 PM
#783953
Sanity
Yes, and we all know dreams are a great foundation to base your beliefs on.
Well, I guess I'm off on my pink unicorn to have sex with 26 beautifull women on a my very own castle in the sky.
11/25/2008 11:41:45 PM
#783960
Marc
"WE can't but God can, and He can do it through us. This gives me the opportunity to mention an interesting dream I had just prior to waking this morning."
Someone obviously hasn't read his bible. Not only are you supposed to be able to cast out demons, but you can walk on water, move mountains, and drink poison with no ill effects.
The fact that you can't really do any of these things should tell you something.
11/25/2008 11:46:14 PM
#783982
Canela
I once dreamed that I was eaten by a T rex. I guess dinosaurs still roam the earth, since I dreamed it.
11/25/2008 11:53:22 PM
#784034
Old Viking
When I hear "an interesting dream I had" I'm out of there.
11/26/2008 12:48:19 AM
#784038
werewolf
You have weird dreams, J-M.
11/26/2008 12:50:33 AM
#784048
gorm_sionnach
Pfft, everyone knows demons don't dream...
11/26/2008 12:53:35 AM
#784087
I'm thinking you had your hand on your dick.
You put your hand on it, and it shrivled up and went limp..
11/26/2008 1:29:06 AM
#784099
Allegory for Jesus
Your dream sounds like it was a music video.
11/26/2008 1:37:58 AM
#784254
Reverend Jeremiah
Yeah, dreams are pretty cool and weird sometimes..just remember they are only imaginary.
11/26/2008 3:52:52 AM
#784285
anonymous
Yeah but it was a dream.
11/26/2008 4:14:25 AM
#784314
Rat of Steel
Nietzsche once said, "Be very careful lest, in casting out your demon, you cast out the best thing in you".
Also, am I the only one who applied Rule 34 to the phrase "buck down demons"?
11/26/2008 4:28:25 AM
#784315
Shadoboy
I had a dream where I banished an evil spirit by praying. Then God asked me to do something with some purple ashes.
And I don't go prancing around the internet claiming I work for God.
11/26/2008 4:28:56 AM
#784340
LadyJafaria
Well, Harry Potter did that to Quirrell, but he was only able to since his mum loved him so much...You wouldn't happen to have an Oedipus complex would you Jon?
11/26/2008 4:48:33 AM
#784341
LeoKnox
Gayest. Superhero. Show. Ever.
11/26/2008 4:49:18 AM
#784440
dworkin
Can you catch something from 'bucking down'?
11/26/2008 6:49:23 AM
#784449
aaa
Off the drugs, kid.
11/26/2008 7:10:54 AM
#784556
Xotan
Since you cannot kill a demon, I can only conclude that you are hereby admitting to murdering a fellow human being. Go to the police at once!
11/26/2008 10:30:18 AM
#784737
xplicit_UK
... I started singing ... and the creature shrivelled up and fell dead at my feet
Tough crowd. Not even Simon Cowell goes to such lengths.
11/26/2008 2:19:30 PM
#785419
Sisyphus
If I heard you singing I'd probably shrivel up and fall dead at your feet. Especially if you sang that ghastly shit that christian "rockers" pump out.
11/26/2008 11:32:26 PM
#785470
kingoftheheavies
Jon-Marc. Such a gay name for such a tough guy.
11/27/2008 12:23:58 AM
#785543
WMDKitty
WTF is "buck down" supposed to mean?
Your dream was just. A. Bizarre. Dream. They happen. Hell, I had one once that I was a vampire slayer (the vamps were all low-IQ types) -- doesn't mean a damn thing, other than maybe I kinda like the idea of sticking a sharp, pointy stick into stupid people.
11/27/2008 1:58:38 AM
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