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(Can Christians buck down demons?}

WE can't but God can, and He can do it through us. This gives me the opportunity to mention an interesting dream I had just prior to waking this morning.

I can't remember all of it, but I do remember the end of it. In the dream I was with a group of people when we discovered that one "person" was a satanic being. One man started quoting scripture at the creature, and being a singer I started singing praises to God. As I did that I put my hands on his face, and the creature shriveled up and fell dead at my feet--looking like someone who had been dead a long time.

Jon-Marc, Lampstand Study 33 Comments [11/25/2008 11:19:02 PM]
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#785594
Jeffro

yeah yeah yeah... and in the morning your pillow was gone.

whatever.praisegod.

11/27/2008 3:10:08 AM

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Caboose 206

WHAT? Proof of demons from a dream!

I once dreamed that I was in a shopping trolley, being pushed by my mom, being chased by an animated vacuum cleaner that wanted to eat me! This doesn't mean my hoover is secretly plotting my demise.

11/30/2008 1:33:39 AM

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Lying for Jeebus.

11/30/2008 2:03:47 AM

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Just Passing By

and the creature shriveled up and fell dead at my feet--looking like someone who had been dead a long time.

dead for a long time... hmm... Was it Jesus? You killed Jesus.

11/30/2008 4:49:13 AM

#790324
a mind far far away

You know what his dream reminds me of? Do any of you remember the "Beavis and Butthead do America" movie, and they were out in the desert, ate a shroom, and had that wicked hallucination while White Zombie was playing in the background? This reminds of that.

11/30/2008 7:28:16 AM

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Rokard

Hmm, and soon we shall here this dream of yours as a true story.

11/30/2008 7:31:03 AM

#790476
Canadiest

This shit still gets me. If your're possessed and all it takes to get rid of the demon is saying Jesus a few times: Why are people that say Jesus all the time the only ones EVER possessed?

11/30/2008 1:45:40 PM

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Lizuka

That's not interesting. That's a very boring dream. You're a boring person.

10/5/2010 2:06:53 AM
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