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the problem with your rancor is that you see homosexuality such as not giving to the church or speeding in a car, and most Christians would see it as serious as murder

massdak, BaptistBoard 16 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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tehcrzy

teh buttsexors = murder.

Awesome.

3/27/2008 4:53:16 PM

Tomby Stone

I've been having problems with my Rancor for a while now, he just wont eat his Jedis. I'll try being a mindless bigot and see if he improves, thanks for the advice.

3/27/2008 6:27:07 PM

ProudSecularist

Murder? How is it murder?

Everytime you have gay sex an angel dies. LOL.

3/27/2008 6:29:42 PM

GigaGuess

Murder is a commandment. Homosexuality has a verse or two that could have advocated against it.

3/27/2008 8:34:12 PM

Tormentor Of Religion

And rancors have to do with this... what, exactly?

4/5/2009 1:01:11 PM

Philbert McAdamia

the problem with your rancor is that you see homosexuality such as not giving to the church or speeding in a car,

Rancor? Maybe it's my apathy, but I see it more like the sun came up today (ho hum, it is what it is).

4/5/2009 1:42:18 PM

Table Rock

There's no problem with my rancor. See?


4/5/2009 2:31:29 PM



my interest with this quote was simply me wondering how many star wars references had been made... three, not bad

lolinternet

1/10/2010 5:48:01 PM

ppenguinator

But speeding kills. It's a serious crime, especially in a built-up area.

2/20/2011 3:52:48 PM

JustMe

No, I don't see it as equivalent to any sort of crime, however minor. I just see it as a sexual preference.

2/20/2011 4:05:40 PM

JustMe

No, I don't see it as equivalent to any sort of crime, however minor. I just see it as a sexual preference.

2/20/2011 10:55:47 PM

B K

@Tomby Stone: I'm glad I'm not the only one who instantly thought that!

2/20/2011 11:25:10 PM

Swede

I'm with Philbert; I see homosexuality as "today it's Monday".

Not giving to church? Is that a misdemeanour in the US?

2/20/2011 11:26:10 PM

Professor M

Most people who think religion is the only possible source of morality have a piss-poor sense of ethics. Is this news?

2/21/2011 1:24:05 AM

OtakuX

No. Speeding is a crime. Not giving to the church is a good thing. Homosexuality is neutral.

10/1/2011 6:48:15 AM

Se7enSages

Oh yeah SURE. It's murder cuz the precious spermz are dying in men's assholes? Be honest now~

10/1/2011 10:50:45 PM
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