(No! Say it isn't so!)
Google is picking up our threads
In Breaking news and world events there is a thread started called Bush hands over reins of US economy to EU. Everyone was questioning the source so I did a Google search and sure enough it's there the 5th one down that says it was from Rapture Ready. I created a thread in Ecology and Economics and saw my thread there as well called Spam is selling off the shelves. I frankly don't care what Google knows and what I say here but it shows we are being monitored. I know we are not suppose to be here when the AC comes but the technology is there already to see what is being said.
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Maybe that's because, as a search engine, Google automatically searches websites for ANY related webpages. The Google search engine is a computer server, Ron. No human being is out there putting Rapture Ready threads on Google.
This level of paranoia is not healthy. I recommend Ron receive some form of psychiatric counseling for his lamentable condition. I will be praying for his complete recovery.
@Chatvert: If that's all they want, there are plenty of porn sites...
Quick Ron, disconnect from the internet, hide in your basement, and make sure you have plenty of Spam and green beans.
Well-p, you know what this means.
Stop the internet, the fundies want to get off.
Wow, Ron. You didn't know this already? It's been this way since Google was released, at least.
No, you're not being monitored. Well, okay, the fact that your quote is here on FSTDT is proof positive that you are being monitored. But, believe me, it's not to control you. It's just to seriously mock you.
"I frankly don't care what Google knows and what I say here but it shows we are being monitored."
Anyone else hoping that, given this level of paranoia, the Raptards start an unintentional re-inactment of the Twilight Zone episode "The Monsters are Due on Maple Street"? I personally am looking forward to it.
I got you beat, RR guy. I googled several of my usernames and found posts I made on DIFFERENT LOCATIONS OF THE INTERNET!
People are clearly spying on me, because I'm so important.
"I frankly don't care what Google knows and what I say here but it shows we are being monitored."
It's a search engine you fucking moron. It's not "monitoring" you, the bot just logs your site into their search engine. If you had a half competent admin it would be a simple matter to prevent Google's bot or any other search engine bot from perusing your pathetic little site.
"I know we are not suppose to be here when the AC comes but the technology is there already to see what is being said."
Ya don't say!
It's a goddamn search engine, you fucking dunce! WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
This level of paranoia is not healthy.
Fuck paranoia, this level of ignorance is unhealthy!
OMG, my posts are showing up on Google searches!!
People this dumb shouldn't be allowed to use a computer.
These people are so stupid.
This guy didn't even know that if you searched the internet for your screenname, posts that you have made on the internet would show up in the results.
Cindy S. thought that firewalls were supposed to stop this from happening.
My favorite passage was from HeIsEnough:
Yes. Google is recording everything you say.
And, if you look on Google Earth... THEY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE TOO!!
O.O
(fucking idiots)
ron4jesus, you should know about these things on Rapture Ready called private forums . They are forums viewable only by folks who have logged on to Rapture Ready accounts. Outsiders, including the Google search engine, can't see those.
Perhaps you should consider using one of those for your more paranoid postings....
OH GOD GOOGLE IS INDEXING WEB SITES
WE'RE FUCKED NOW
@ Marsten: Ha, that reminds me:
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The house of the guy who owns Rapture Ready.
I have over 9000 proxies
<<My favorite passage was from HeIsEnough:
That is without a doubt one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
You'd better disconnect that webcam, and put on that tinfoil hat - The Illuminati are WATCHING YOU!!!
MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!111ONE!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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