I am an Advocatess, and the Third Person of the Holy Trinity. My divine soul was with Messiah Jesus while he was hanging on the cross, and, before he breathed his fully human last breath, Messiah Jesus transferred to me the authority for governing of the human race and creating of the spiritual earth! My existence currently on earth is within my fully human body, and I am dwelling among man on earth, creating a spiritual earth.
My current existence on earth is revealed by the Messiah and prophets and is recorded throughout the Holy Bible. For more highlighted scripture verses and the meaning that is revealed regarding my fully God nature, please visit the Kingdom of Heaven World Divine Mission’s website listed above. I also attached herewith a copy of “The purposes for the existence of the Holy Bible.”
D. Q. Mariette Do-Nguyen,
Third Person of the Holy Trinity
Proceeded from the Father
D. Q. Mariette Do-Nguyen, World Divine Commander-in-chief 36 Comments
[11/27/2008 7:38:30 PM]
Fundie Index: 13
Submitted By: Hadron
Wow... I was so sure at the end of this was gonna be a plea for a "modest donation."
11/27/2008 7:42:27 PM
OK, if you're God give me a car. If I have a car by tomorrow I will believe you are real and help you preach your word to the world.
11/27/2008 7:47:25 PM
Get Billy Mays to endorse you in an infomercial and I will believe!
11/27/2008 7:50:49 PM
Self-deification, textbook case.
11/27/2008 7:51:52 PM
a mind far far away
This lady is the end result of fundy christianity denying the importance of logic and thinking. This is the reason there should be some kind of check on christianity. Liberal and moderate christianity are fine, but it cannot desolve to this point.
11/27/2008 7:52:31 PM
Just Passing By
I dont know, it looks like she's making fun of the fundie.
11/27/2008 7:54:18 PM
I challenge you to a slot car race for title of Supreme ruler of the Universe.
11/27/2008 7:55:31 PM
Put your life where your mouth is. Have yourself nailed to a tree until you are dead, and then wake up after a couple days.
Then, and only then, will I be inclined to listen to your shit.
11/27/2008 8:13:55 PM
Wow, psychiatrists would LOVE you.
11/27/2008 8:21:56 PM
Once again I must ask: What are you wearing?
11/27/2008 9:03:04 PM
Damn, it gets weird when Christianity crashes into native faiths. This one makes Santeria and Vodun look almost mainstream. (Or is it just Moon envy? Oh well... at least the Caribbean faiths actually have some kind of roots in tradition...)
11/27/2008 9:04:56 PM
Whoa. I want what she's smoking!
11/27/2008 9:09:07 PM
Wow!!.... you give an idiot an outlet and......... !
11/27/2008 9:27:29 PM
That's not the least bit crazy.
11/27/2008 9:41:24 PM
Quick, call the Power Rangers! It's morphin time again...
11/27/2008 9:44:57 PM
So now god is Vietnamese?
11/27/2008 9:48:02 PM
I think you need psychiatric help.
11/27/2008 9:50:24 PM
11/27/2008 10:35:58 PM
I bow down before you, holy Advocatess! I worship at your feet and swear fealty to your godly mission.
But in the meantime, sweet Mariette, how about me getting it on with your fully human body? I'll do anything for a roll of Sellotape and a good whipping. Anything. Yup.
The Colony Formerly Known As England
11/27/2008 10:42:34 PM
Just been to the website. Wow!
Ten out of ten for spelling and grammer (which came as a surprise) but minus several million for rational thinking.
11/27/2008 11:20:23 PM
11/28/2008 2:00:16 AM
So a cult leader wannabe?
Although the only woman I remember being mentioned in Revelation was the whore of Babylon.
11/28/2008 2:04:30 AM
She's "the Third Person of the Holy Trinity?"
So, she's the "Holy Ghost," then?
11/28/2008 2:36:46 AM
God Is Real Unless Declared Integer
Holy Mother of Torvalds! You're insane!
11/28/2008 10:00:23 AM
When do we get to see a fight between you and Mary Baker Eddy?
11/28/2008 10:25:42 AM