11/25/2008 9:26:51 PM
There. That's more accurate. Male and Female humans are equally inferior to my awesomeness.
11/25/2008 9:32:34 PM
Flying Spaghetti Monster
11/25/2008 9:33:27 PM
Except that Paul was a misogynist turd and anything he had to say about women should be ignored.
11/25/2008 9:35:39 PM
I might use this arguement with my girlfriend, see if i survive the night.
actually i give it about 3 secs
11/25/2008 9:35:55 PM
Momof9, if you are not supposed to teach, shut the fuck up and get me a beer, biotch!
11/25/2008 9:45:52 PM
Didn't Sascha Baron Cohen as Borat said something in the same vein?
11/25/2008 9:50:10 PM
11/25/2008 9:52:39 PM
God has set up a chain of command. For John Lennon formed a band and invited Paul McCartney 1 Cau 3:21 "he shoot coca-cola", then George Harrison 3 Fro 2:11 "he one holy roller" was casually invited, added Pete Best on drums when they needed him, then after a lot of broo-ha-ha they got rid of Pete Best and got Ringo Starr 12 Hob 9:23 "got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see". "I really hate drum solos." "I think we're going to have a wonderful working relationship!" However, the head of George was John not Paul, and neither was Ringo servant to either but John himself, so your theory falls apart.
11/25/2008 9:55:01 PM
well, we all know that either god, or the men who wrote the important books of the bible were misogynists ;)
11/25/2008 10:14:46 PM
By what I will generously call your logic, we shouldn't listen to a damn thing you have to say, then.
This is really sad. In the Little House on the Prairie books, set shortly after the Civil War, Laura tells her fiance that she isn't going to say the word "obey" in her vows, and yes, she *would* like the vote when that becomes an option. It's a shame how technology is progressing, yet encouraging some womens' minds to regress.
11/25/2008 11:03:39 PM
Men and Women
11/25/2008 11:10:25 PM
Except that the story of Adam and Eve is purely allegorical. Only a gobshite would take Genesis seriously.
I have know very clever men in my time, but the cleverest people I have ever known were women.
Think: Thatcher (until she started believing her own myth)
The semi-legendary Medb of Connacht
Catherine of Siena
Catherine the Great
And that is not even scratching the surface.
Mom of 9, all you are capable of doing is opening your legs.
11/25/2008 11:12:03 PM
Do women receive more status depending on how many brats they pop out?
11/25/2008 11:26:43 PM
11/25/2008 11:29:33 PM
OOOOH!!! Heresy! She put God ABOVE Christ! Burn her!
11/25/2008 11:36:02 PM
Illuminatalie wins the thread and two internets!
11/25/2008 11:37:39 PM
So why are you on the net trying to teach us heathens? Be silent and go fix your husband's dinner!
11/25/2008 11:38:53 PM
More Gems of wisdom from this baby factory (I mean 9 kids? She's nothing more than a broodmare): "Okay, now you ask? “Don’t I have any rights? Am I just to be a plain old slave all my days? Listen carefully now….You don’t have any rights, no rights at all. You lost them on the day you rebelled against God. You lost them, not because you are a woman, but because you are a sinner. Just as I am. Now if Jesus paid the penalty for you, you don’t belong to yourself any more, you belong to Him! The rights you once possessed now are His, the One who bought your salvation and freedom from death. We are slaves to Christ. But don’t forget we already lost our rights. It was our poverty and bondage to sin that drove us to Him."
I am beginning to think more and more that Christians are just slave fetishists.
Then she continues on to say that Jesus wants you to submit to your husband even if he is cruel and abusive. Twenty bucks says this bitch gets smacked around every night and thanks her husband for it afterwards too.
11/25/2008 11:55:25 PM
Really? Cool! I am Ceiling-cat according to a quiz.
11/26/2008 1:28:25 AM
@afacelessatheist, #832240. "Then she continues on to say that Jesus wants you to submit to your husband even if he is cruel and abusive."
This is what aggravates me about the women<men notion. I can understand their trying to follow the parts about women being inferior and having to be submissive, at least that idea is clearly stated, but I really can't imagine that their supposedly benevolent God would want a woman to submit to abuse over escaping it.
11/26/2008 1:56:23 AM
Yeah, but two of those don't exist, and some women are better for some jobs than men.
11/26/2008 4:15:42 AM
Flying Spaghetti Monster
11/26/2008 4:31:10 AM
I thought God and Jesus were supposed to be the same being? How does that last verse align with the idea of the "trinity"?
11/26/2008 5:40:42 AM
11/26/2008 6:33:02 AM