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Married couples with kids used to be mocked as "breeders" by the homosexual community.

So why this passionate desire among gays to "tie the knot" complete with traditional church wedding, rings, licenses, and children? Because Satan attempts to counterfeit every single thing God holds dear.

And you know what's really sad? Gay couples can never escape the fact they are doing a pathetic imitation of God-ordained male and female roles within their own relationships.

BarbT, Rapture Ready 41 Comments [11/26/2008 5:36:25 PM]
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Knotilus

I'm not gay, and I have used that term to refer to people with children, married or not.

I don't want kids, they're too much work, I just like to poke a little gentle fun at friends who have had them.

11/26/2008 5:42:47 PM

X-Acto Dyke

'scuse me?
who's imitating male and female roles?
Mayhaps you should find out what the fuck you're talking about before pontificating about complete bollocks.

11/26/2008 5:43:11 PM

Tomby Stone

Oh no, does this mean homosexuals are gonna start pretending to be uptight judgemental pricks soon ??

11/26/2008 5:54:10 PM

Aethernaut

My partner and I aren't doing a pathetic imitation... we're male and male roles with our relationship all the way, baby!

11/26/2008 5:58:18 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

I'm pretty sure modern religious marriages are not ordained by god, but carried out under authorisation of the state.

11/26/2008 6:07:13 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Married couples with kids used to be mocked as "breeders" by the homosexual community.


Now everybody with a lick of sense mocks them.



11/26/2008 6:08:19 PM

Mister Spak

Married couples with kids used to be mocked as "breeders" by the homosexual community."

And homosexuals still are mocked as "ugly"

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/comments.aspx?q=52738

by the christianist retard community. So what?


11/26/2008 6:20:26 PM

Doctor Whom

Gay couples can never escape the fact they are doing a pathetic imitation of God-ordained male and female roles within their own relationships.

We are? Well, heck, where are my 700 husbands and 300 trophy twinks? I've missed the boat entirely.

11/26/2008 6:23:46 PM



100 years ago it was a womens 'god ordained' duty to do whatever he wanted and take the beatings with a smile. Funny how Gods will changes to agree with society.

11/26/2008 6:27:11 PM

The Lazy One

I'm straight and I have called people with too many kids 'breeders'.

11/26/2008 6:30:40 PM

LOLWUT

Satan and God do not exist. You're an adult, you might as well act like one. For example, don't believe in fairytales. Do you realise how utterly silly it makes you look when you talk about fantasy as if it was reality? Do you believe in Santa and Tinkerbell as well?

11/26/2008 6:38:31 PM

thejebusfire

Gay couples can never escape the fact they are doing a pathetic imitation of God-ordained male and female roles within their own relationships.
No, that would be hetro's with their "womans place" BS.

11/26/2008 6:41:49 PM

Slayer

And you are doing a really good imitation of a bigot, assuming you didn't really mean any of that.

11/26/2008 6:46:31 PM

JewBoy

God, I'm beginning to hate humanity. Why do two consenting adults need the permission of the populace to do something that only affects themselves? Whether gays can marry does not affect anybody but the gays that decide to marry, so it shouldn't matter if anyone approves of it or not. If you don't like it, don't go to the wedding (not that you would likely be invited anyway). I just don't get it.

And this "marriage is a sacred institution" BS needs to go. It's a secular institution if it defined by law. Religious organizations are still free not to recognize or perform ceremonies if they so wish, regardless of whether the state recognizes the union or not.

11/26/2008 6:47:33 PM

Jax

If gay marriage is a counterfeit of something your sky daddy holds dear why can't he just use magic to stop them?

11/26/2008 6:52:14 PM

ID82

Show some instances where homosexuals were calling married couples "breeders" and Ill believe you.

11/26/2008 6:52:53 PM

HoJuSimpson

Gay couples can never escape the fact they are doing a pathetic imitation of God-ordained male and female roles within their own relationships.

Um...Google what homosexuality is first, dumbass. Gay people are interested in the same sex, not opposite sex. And it's your own personal business if you want to follow some "roles" handed out by your imaginary friend.

Which just goes to show you lead a sad, boring, predictable life. God is your director and you are an actor.

And furthermore if God really was upset with Satan he would have stopped the crap already. What a joke.

11/26/2008 7:10:33 PM

Elphada

I'm heterosexual, married and bred a child then got spayed.:) I sure do love that kid and the guy(30 years together) that helped.

Now... for some reason your(RR and others of your ilk) constant carping on gay marriage really makes me see red. Your biblical references go in one ear and out the other and I just don't see the problem with letting 2 people who love each other and are dedicated to each other get married. God ordained: OK...how about all those "arranged" marriages for issue to solidify a political pact? How about that encampment that forced young girls (and I'm talking young) to marry older men and I'm thinking old-enough-to-be-your- grandfather or even great-grandfather? According to these folks they are Christian and the marriages are God ordained. You can have it and your bigoted, asinine, ignorant, loutish thinking. I'm beginning to think some of you have yet to come out of the closet so you're pissed at the world.


11/26/2008 7:15:02 PM

Shadoboy

Nope, that should only be applied to Christians who think gays are ammoral because "They can't breed".

11/26/2008 7:15:57 PM

aaa

Seen better.

11/26/2008 7:49:53 PM



I'm straight with two children and I make fun of idiots with huge families too.

11/26/2008 8:07:46 PM

GigaGuess

Married couples with kids used to be mocked as "breeders" by the homosexual community.
Only those with no desire to have children. Or the bitter ones. Do we get to judge the whole by those who offend the most? Because if that's so...

So why this passionate desire among gays to "tie the knot" complete with traditional church wedding, rings, licenses, and children? Because Satan attempts to counterfeit every single thing God holds dear.
Or it could be just that we want to have our relationships recognized in the same light as any straight union is. And "Marriage" and "Church wedding" aren't necessarily the same. I know if I ever got married, I could care less if it was in a church. A nice garden wedding would do me just fine, actually.

And you know what's really sad? Gay couples can never escape the fact they are doing a pathetic imitation of God-ordained male and female roles within their own relationships.
Huh. See I don't perform male OR female roles in my relationship. Neither does my partner. I act like Me. He acts like him. Gender roles are for troglodytes whose world view is so narrow, you couldn't pass a pin through it.

11/26/2008 8:13:09 PM

GigaGuess

@ID82

I've heard it. Usually it's a rather bitter queen, or said completely in jest, but it's been said.

11/26/2008 8:14:45 PM

Sasha

Barb's been doing a pathetic imitation of a decent human being for a long time now.

11/26/2008 8:27:24 PM

Papabear

What's really sad is that you care so much about what other people do when it has no effect on you.

11/26/2008 8:31:38 PM
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