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(Iowa College Bases Musical on Bible's 'Terror' Stories)

There was also incest in the OT. Didn't Lot's daughters trick him, get him drunk and sleep with him to have children? I don't think this production is a good idea personally.
Preaching the GOOD news from the NT would be a better. This just sounds very dark (because it is) this world is dark enough without having to display that subject matter.

felixthecat, RR 41 Comments [11/25/2008 11:23:42 PM]
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Jay-Sus

What about Seth and Eve having sex to populate the fucking planet?

11/25/2008 11:27:23 PM

Funnyguts

Or the gay subtext of David and Jonathon!

11/25/2008 11:28:28 PM

GreenEyedLilo

Oh, this is just hilarious!

So much for biblical literacy when it doesn't work your way, eh, Felix? "Oh noes, they actually paid attention to the book I'm forever telling everyone else to read!!!"

11/25/2008 11:30:31 PM

Doctor Whom

I thought you complained that others were cherry-picking the Bible. Oh, and look at what I found:

2Ti 3:16 All scripture [is] given by inspiration of God, and [is] profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

11/25/2008 11:32:34 PM

Ken R.

If the Holy Word of God isn't good enough for children, then damn them all to Hell!

Don't you all see? He says he's Felix the Cat, the Satanic cartoon character. We can't trust what he says.

11/25/2008 11:34:59 PM

a mind far far away

Get rid of the OT, and keep just the NT. Marcion did the same thing, as some other Gnostics. At least he recognizes that the OT is full of shit.

11/25/2008 11:40:45 PM

Eden

Hm, you base your own morality on the old testament (like your claim that homosexuality is a sin). So why would you expect other people to just use the new testament ;)

11/25/2008 11:45:01 PM

Justin

What? I thought the bible was chock full of awesome, every last word!

11/25/2008 11:48:01 PM

Amanda

Yeah, let's just whitewash over the unpleasant parts. In fact, let's just edit those parts out and pretend they never existed!
You don't see anything wrong with this idea?

11/25/2008 11:48:57 PM

tracer

I wonder if Felix is a clever plant, and not a true RR believer at all....

11/26/2008 12:08:03 AM



Not really fundy. This one actually gets that you're suppose to be learning from the New Testament, not the Old, if you are christian!

11/26/2008 12:11:23 AM

Old Viking

So it's OK if we disregard the disgusting parts?

11/26/2008 12:38:13 AM

myheadhurts

nice to know censorship doesn't stop at the bible

11/26/2008 12:50:39 AM

DaMentalFunism

So let's all say it together:

"We only talk about the bits of the bible we like"
"We only talk about the bits of the bible we like"
"We only talk about the bits of the bible we like"

11/26/2008 12:51:59 AM

Detrs

Shut up and own it, asshole.

11/26/2008 12:52:57 AM



Shhhhh! For Crissake, we're never gonna bamboozle people into becoming fundie Baptists if we start telling them about all the incest, genocide, slavery, bears ripping little children apart, women cutting their children's foreskins off and throwing it on their husband's feet, etc!

11/26/2008 1:11:39 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"This just sounds very dark this world is dark enough without having to display that subject matter."

I agree. You hear that people, stop making reference to the Bible. It depresses the suicidal Rapture watchers.

Anyone else find it ironic that the people that only accept the crazier half of the Bible, the Jews, are the ones who seem to be most intellectual and sane, whereas those who stress both are completely off their rocker?

11/26/2008 1:25:44 AM

NJ Osprey

Oh noes, they actually paid attention to the book I'm forever telling everyone else to read!!!"

Thanks GreenEyedLilo (#832180). I think that says it all.

11/26/2008 2:05:54 AM

BobMalarky

Yeah just ignore all that stuff your religion built itself on.

11/26/2008 3:05:23 AM

anonymous

These cherries
Are much better
than those cherries.

11/26/2008 3:51:22 AM

Shadoboy


11/26/2008 4:25:28 AM

NoAstronomer

Fundies quote mining the bible ... there's a change eh?

I just thought of something else: Apparently atheists and fundies both think the bible contains a lot of crap ... we just disagree about which bits!

11/26/2008 4:35:13 AM

aaa

Cherrypicking much?

11/26/2008 7:19:29 AM

Beeblebrox

Preaching the GOOD news from the NT would be a better. This just sounds very dark...

Whoa, hey! For a moment there it almost sounded as if you were trying to disregard 50% of your holy book. Surely that can't be the case.

11/26/2008 7:37:00 AM

Rubyfruit

That's a musical I'd wanna see!

Not flying all the way out to Iowa to see it, though...

11/26/2008 8:57:30 AM
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