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#783914
Jay-Sus
What about Seth and Eve having sex to populate the fucking planet?
11/25/2008 11:27:23 PM
#783918
Funnyguts
Or the gay subtext of David and Jonathon!
11/25/2008 11:28:28 PM
#783926
GreenEyedLilo
Oh, this is just hilarious!
So much for biblical literacy when it doesn't work your way, eh, Felix? "Oh noes, they actually paid attention to the book I'm forever telling everyone else to read!!!"
11/25/2008 11:30:31 PM
#783929
Doctor Whom
I thought you complained that others were cherry-picking the Bible. Oh, and look at what I found:
2Ti 3:16 All scripture [is] given by inspiration of God, and [is] profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
11/25/2008 11:32:34 PM
#783935
Ken R.
If the Holy Word of God isn't good enough for children, then damn them all to Hell!
Don't you all see? He says he's Felix the Cat, the Satanic cartoon character. We can't trust what he says.
11/25/2008 11:34:59 PM
#783950
a mind far far away
Get rid of the OT, and keep just the NT. Marcion did the same thing, as some other Gnostics. At least he recognizes that the OT is full of shit.
11/25/2008 11:40:45 PM
#783959
Eden
Hm, you base your own morality on the old testament (like your claim that homosexuality is a sin). So why would you expect other people to just use the new testament ;)
11/25/2008 11:45:01 PM
#783971
Justin
What? I thought the bible was chock full of awesome, every last word!
11/25/2008 11:48:01 PM
#783972
Amanda
Yeah, let's just whitewash over the unpleasant parts. In fact, let's just edit those parts out and pretend they never existed!
You don't see anything wrong with this idea?
11/25/2008 11:48:57 PM
#784001
tracer
I wonder if Felix is a clever plant, and not a true RR believer at all....
11/26/2008 12:08:03 AM
#784006
Not really fundy. This one actually gets that you're suppose to be learning from the New Testament, not the Old, if you are christian!
11/26/2008 12:11:23 AM
#784025
Old Viking
So it's OK if we disregard the disgusting parts?
11/26/2008 12:38:13 AM
#784040
myheadhurts
nice to know censorship doesn't stop at the bible
11/26/2008 12:50:39 AM
#784044
DaMentalFunism
So let's all say it together:
"We only talk about the bits of the bible we like"
"We only talk about the bits of the bible we like"
"We only talk about the bits of the bible we like"
11/26/2008 12:51:59 AM
#784046
Detrs
Shut up and own it, asshole.
11/26/2008 12:52:57 AM
#784061
Shhhhh! For Crissake, we're never gonna bamboozle people into becoming fundie Baptists if we start telling them about all the incest, genocide, slavery, bears ripping little children apart, women cutting their children's foreskins off and throwing it on their husband's feet, etc!
11/26/2008 1:11:39 AM
#784080
Allegory for Jesus
"This just sounds very dark this world is dark enough without having to display that subject matter."
I agree. You hear that people, stop making reference to the Bible. It depresses the suicidal Rapture watchers.
Anyone else find it ironic that the people that only accept the crazier half of the Bible, the Jews, are the ones who seem to be most intellectual and sane, whereas those who stress both are completely off their rocker?
11/26/2008 1:25:44 AM
#784129
NJ Osprey
Oh noes, they actually paid attention to the book I'm forever telling everyone else to read!!!"
Thanks GreenEyedLilo (#832180). I think that says it all.
11/26/2008 2:05:54 AM
#784199
BobMalarky
Yeah just ignore all that stuff your religion built itself on.
11/26/2008 3:05:23 AM
#784253
anonymous
These cherries
Are much better
than those cherries.
11/26/2008 3:51:22 AM
#784308
Shadoboy
11/26/2008 4:25:28 AM
#784324
NoAstronomer
Fundies quote mining the bible ... there's a change eh?
I just thought of something else: Apparently atheists and fundies both think the bible contains a lot of crap ... we just disagree about which bits!
11/26/2008 4:35:13 AM
#784456
aaa
Cherrypicking much?
11/26/2008 7:19:29 AM
#784470
Beeblebrox
Preaching the GOOD news from the NT would be a better. This just sounds very dark...
Whoa, hey! For a moment there it almost sounded as if you were trying to disregard 50% of your holy book. Surely that can't be the case.
11/26/2008 7:37:00 AM
#784507
Rubyfruit
That's a musical I'd wanna see!
Not flying all the way out to Iowa to see it, though...
11/26/2008 8:57:30 AM
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