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Yes, just like civil rights for blacks led to tanning being made mandatory.
11/28/2008 1:55:57 AM
Ha! I wish.
Seriously though, rather than go to all the trouble of filing a lawsuit, why not just start their own, exclusive gay/lesbian dating website? Only losers go on those things anyway.
11/28/2008 1:59:16 AM
Pfft, you meet people easily, good for you. Some of us are a bit shy, especially when 'Hey, I don't suppose you're gay?' is involved.
11/28/2008 2:12:50 AM
And... Miller Lite out the nose.
The stupidity has ceased to be sad/scary and has just become funny. Maybe because I see these fuckfaces as a smaller and smaller minority every day.
Shit, there are people who think the earth is flat. Why not people who believe in the 'GHEY AGENDER!!!!'
11/28/2008 2:20:10 AM
"How long until gay sex becomes mandatory as part of some 'empathy' program? I give it 100 years."
100 years? Well, I guess that wont really be our problem.
11/28/2008 2:30:43 AM
What is this shit?
11/28/2008 2:32:48 AM
Sorry, Tina, didn't mean to offend. Next time, I shall think twice before I mock the patrons of dating websites.
Another thing: Why wouldn't eharmony already have a gay and lesbian search option? I mean, it's sound business sense to have your product appeal to the widest demographic possible. And it would only take a couple more lines of coding to sort out.
11/28/2008 2:33:54 AM
Darth would have been even more concerned in the 20s when women got the vote.
11/28/2008 2:40:11 AM
How long until gay sex becomes mandatory
You're fantasizing about being forced to have gay sex, is more like it. As long as your mind doesn't face reality, it will keep releasing lots of nice endorphins. Ahhh..
11/28/2008 2:55:52 AM
Mortok: eHarmony's owned by Christians, IIRC.
11/28/2008 2:58:56 AM
Everyone present asses for mandatory humping!
11/28/2008 3:14:25 AM
You are too dumb to use the word Darth or Executor in your name.
11/28/2008 3:22:39 AM
Allegory for Jesus
Well, at least he gave it 100 years. That's pretty reasonable. That's almost like 2% of the Earth's total time in existence to these people.
11/28/2008 3:22:49 AM
Stupidity for Jesus
Gay sex being mandatory? Are you fucking kidding me?
11/28/2008 3:28:15 AM
A hundred years, hm? Well, I'll be almost 120 if I'm still alive - hopefully, though, I'll still be able to get with some hot lesbian lovin'!
11/28/2008 3:30:52 AM
The religious world is swarming with suppressed bisexuality, waiting to burst open... Let the flood gates open!
11/28/2008 3:40:58 AM
I dunno. Probably at least as long as it'll take for heterosexual sex to do so.
11/28/2008 3:45:27 AM
haha, 100 years... go 100 years back and tell them we'd be flying and they'd hang you for witchcraft :)
11/28/2008 3:54:06 AM
@Mortok: I met my partner online. Granted I was only looking for friends at the time, since I was new to the city, but hey, its working out thus far.
Granted, while the e-harmony thing did kind of bother me for being heterosexually excusive, at the same time... Its their right to cater to any demographic that they want (and is legal).
Although, mandatory gay sex would be awesome... for some of us. Haha.
11/28/2008 4:04:15 AM
Allegory for Jesus
"What those freaks do is not considered sex. They only mimic the sex act, it's pathetic."
Uh oh. Somebody doesn't approve of the butt sex. Please, take that up with straight couples as well.
As for the "rapist" remark...do you know what homosexuality actually is, or do you think that Darth Executor's prophecy is already in the progress?
11/28/2008 4:06:43 AM
Dude, it's not right to call fundies rapists.
11/28/2008 4:07:37 AM
You know, I hadn't realized there was a lawsuit, but eHarmony would have probably had to do same-sex matching eventually anyway, just for business reasons -- it got them so much bad publicity compared to the amount of advertising they've done that it would be foolish not to.
11/28/2008 4:09:44 AM
Oh, don't you wish!
11/28/2008 4:17:21 AM
Does that thought excite you?
11/28/2008 4:52:24 AM
Well, 100 years is a long time ... but that seems unlikely.
11/28/2008 4:54:22 AM
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