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#786978
Mrs. Antichrist
Yes, just like civil rights for blacks led to tanning being made mandatory.
11/28/2008 1:55:57 AM
#786985
Mortok
Ha! I wish.
Seriously though, rather than go to all the trouble of filing a lawsuit, why not just start their own, exclusive gay/lesbian dating website? Only losers go on those things anyway.
11/28/2008 1:59:16 AM
#787005
Tina
@Mortok
Pfft, you meet people easily, good for you. Some of us are a bit shy, especially when 'Hey, I don't suppose you're gay?' is involved.
11/28/2008 2:12:50 AM
#787015
Not_You
And... Miller Lite out the nose.
The stupidity has ceased to be sad/scary and has just become funny. Maybe because I see these fuckfaces as a smaller and smaller minority every day.
Shit, there are people who think the earth is flat. Why not people who believe in the 'GHEY AGENDER!!!!'
11/28/2008 2:20:10 AM
#787033
doomie 22
"How long until gay sex becomes mandatory as part of some 'empathy' program? I give it 100 years."
100 years? Well, I guess that wont really be our problem.
11/28/2008 2:30:43 AM
#787035
Jay-Sus
What is this shit?
11/28/2008 2:32:48 AM
#787036
Mortok
Sorry, Tina, didn't mean to offend. Next time, I shall think twice before I mock the patrons of dating websites.
Another thing: Why wouldn't eharmony already have a gay and lesbian search option? I mean, it's sound business sense to have your product appeal to the widest demographic possible. And it would only take a couple more lines of coding to sort out.
11/28/2008 2:33:54 AM
#787042
Old Viking
Darth would have been even more concerned in the 20s when women got the vote.
11/28/2008 2:40:11 AM
#787057
Illuminatalie
How long until gay sex becomes mandatory
You're fantasizing about being forced to have gay sex, is more like it. As long as your mind doesn't face reality, it will keep releasing lots of nice endorphins. Ahhh..
11/28/2008 2:55:52 AM
#787061
Barikada
Mortok: eHarmony's owned by Christians, IIRC.
11/28/2008 2:58:56 AM
#787088
Mick
Everyone present asses for mandatory humping!
11/28/2008 3:14:25 AM
#787102
Efrain
Bigot.
You are too dumb to use the word Darth or Executor in your name.
11/28/2008 3:22:39 AM
#787103
Allegory for Jesus
Well, at least he gave it 100 years. That's pretty reasonable. That's almost like 2% of the Earth's total time in existence to these people.
11/28/2008 3:22:49 AM
#787111
Stupidity for Jesus
Gay sex being mandatory? Are you fucking kidding me?
11/28/2008 3:28:15 AM
#787116
ChocoholicBec
A hundred years, hm? Well, I'll be almost 120 if I'm still alive - hopefully, though, I'll still be able to get with some hot lesbian lovin'!
11/28/2008 3:30:52 AM
#787140
HeadAche
The religious world is swarming with suppressed bisexuality, waiting to burst open... Let the flood gates open!
11/28/2008 3:40:58 AM
#787145
I dunno. Probably at least as long as it'll take for heterosexual sex to do so.
11/28/2008 3:45:27 AM
#787157
SurfinSeaOtter
haha, 100 years... go 100 years back and tell them we'd be flying and they'd hang you for witchcraft :)
11/28/2008 3:54:06 AM
#787164
Dman
@Mortok: I met my partner online. Granted I was only looking for friends at the time, since I was new to the city, but hey, its working out thus far.
Granted, while the e-harmony thing did kind of bother me for being heterosexually excusive, at the same time... Its their right to cater to any demographic that they want (and is legal).
Although, mandatory gay sex would be awesome... for some of us. Haha.
11/28/2008 4:04:15 AM
#787169
Allegory for Jesus
#835436:
"What those freaks do is not considered sex. They only mimic the sex act, it's pathetic."
Uh oh. Somebody doesn't approve of the butt sex. Please, take that up with straight couples as well.
As for the "rapist" remark...do you know what homosexuality actually is, or do you think that Darth Executor's prophecy is already in the progress?
11/28/2008 4:06:43 AM
#787170
Barikada
#835436
Dude, it's not right to call fundies rapists.
11/28/2008 4:07:37 AM
#787173
Brian X
You know, I hadn't realized there was a lawsuit, but eHarmony would have probably had to do same-sex matching eventually anyway, just for business reasons -- it got them so much bad publicity compared to the amount of advertising they've done that it would be foolish not to.
11/28/2008 4:09:44 AM
#787180
Porky Pine
Oh, don't you wish!
11/28/2008 4:17:21 AM
#787205
John-in-Oz
Does that thought excite you?
11/28/2008 4:52:24 AM
#787206
dg
Well, 100 years is a long time ... but that seems unlikely.
11/28/2008 4:54:22 AM
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