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#787215
Antichrist
Awww..... Darth Executor has homosexual rape fantasies. Hey Darth, there's places you can go to play those games, just make sure you have a safe word.
I wonder who the top is that he fantasizes about?
11/28/2008 5:06:17 AM
#787219
WMDKitty
I'd be up for some mandatory lesbian sex...
11/28/2008 5:09:19 AM
#787239
Shadoboy
It's always all or nothing with you guys, eh?
11/28/2008 5:35:21 AM
#787240
Slayer
Why so long? So we can't laugh in your face when this prediction fails to come true? How typical of a fundie.
11/28/2008 5:36:58 AM
#787304
Kris
@#835436: I'm not a rapist; I've never even had consensual sex! Fuck you in the bad sense of the phrase.
"How long until gay sex becomes mandatory as part of some "empathy" program? I give it 100 years." Ooooh, you mean like interracial sex became mandatory after the equal rights movement won? Oh wait.
11/28/2008 6:56:41 AM
#787306
Rokard
That's the way! Anyone doing crazy predictions have to understand to make them to a time when he/she is already dead.
11/28/2008 7:05:31 AM
#787307
Efrain
also the "empathy" program has been around for a while, it's called hell. You'll see what you've been making people live through.
11/28/2008 7:08:19 AM
#787325
Johannes9126
Mrs. Antichrist wins an internet.
11/28/2008 7:29:38 AM
#787344
M.M.
What those freaks do is not considered sex. They only mimic the sex act, it's pathetic. They only 'empathy' they'll get from me is a bullet in their tiny brain. That's the appropriate way to respond to rapists.
LMAO! This has got to be a joke. It's so ridiculous that it's laughable.
11/28/2008 8:40:50 AM
#787351
Sanity
Yeah, just like heterosexual sex is mandatory tod... oh wait.
11/28/2008 8:53:13 AM
#787365
Kristine
Re the lawsuit: From Wikipedia:
"eHarmony does not match gay individuals, and this has led to criticism. Warren responds that he has not done the same amount of research on same-sex match-making as he has done on heterosexual match-making. He also notes that eHarmony is about marriage, and that same-sex marriage is illegal in most states. In a discussion regarding eHarmony's lack of services to gay individuals, the founder is reported as having said, "Where Focus on the Family and a lot of these other places come from is that there are six places in the Bible that say homosexuality is wrong." But then he continued: "On the other hand, in the Old Testament if you work on the Sabbath day and you're guilty then you should be shot." eHarmony's lack of same-sex matching options has prompted a lawsuit claiming that eHarmony has violated California's laws prohibiting discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation.[16] eHarmony plans to launch a website providing same-sex match-making on March 31, 2009."
From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EHarmony#Criticism_and_response>
11/28/2008 9:25:36 AM
#787464
aaa
Sigh...
11/28/2008 11:44:20 AM
#787474
Lucretius
How long ?
Well when Hell freezes over actually and since Hell doesn't even exist then basically never.
These fundies really ought to get over their obsession with sex (gay ,lesbian or straight ) & what other people are doing, they would be much happier people.
But then I suppose happiness isn't part of their overall plan for their lives here on Earth
11/28/2008 11:54:46 AM
#787522
Siberia
This... isn't... Sparta.
11/28/2008 12:45:14 PM
#787527
Dexter
@Kris
Good point. Well spotted.
MfG
11/28/2008 12:51:49 PM
#787566
IanC
ROFL, get out of the closet! Then you wont have to care about "mandatory gay sex"
11/28/2008 1:46:39 PM
#787613
freako104
How would it be made into an empathy program?
11/28/2008 2:29:32 PM
#787661
El Zorro
Slippery slope is slipperyyyyyyy.
11/28/2008 2:48:52 PM
#787670
Anon-e-moose
"How long until gay sex becomes mandatory as part of some "empathy" program?"
As long as it involves me, two lesbians & baby oil, it can't come too soon! Uh-oh, speaking of which...:
...damn, gonna have to change these trousers!
11/28/2008 2:56:09 PM
#787712
Aethernaut
Wow. You're a fucking moron.
11/28/2008 3:18:46 PM
#787748
Xotan
A pity you won't be around then. You don't know what you will be missing!
11/28/2008 3:39:58 PM
#787764
WWWWolf
>> How long until gay sex becomes mandatory as part of some "empathy" program? I give it 100 years.
How long until heterosexual sex becomes mandatory? Enquiring Virgins-for-Unnaturally-Long-Time Computer Geeks Want to Know.
Oh, dammit, any sex. Please! PLEASE!
=)
11/28/2008 3:45:13 PM
#787795
mike-mike
lolyouareretarded
11/28/2008 4:07:55 PM
#787809
Tomby Stone
100 years, two enthusiastic thumbs up, a lot of guilt and a great fucking heap of denial.
11/28/2008 4:27:11 PM
#788004
LadyJafaria
Don't worry, by then you'll be either dead or too old to worry about sex. And so will everyone else you think is your audience. When making predictions, it helps to make predictions that are short term enough that people will actually care about them.
11/28/2008 6:33:56 PM
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