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I know that a house is evidence of intelligent design.
I know that something much more complicated, like the human brain, is evidence of design by a Super-intelligence.
I know that symbiotic relationships in nature and an ecoSYSTEM that renews itself, demonstrates a mind that is incomparable.
I know that the fossil record does NOT support evolution.
I know that life could not have begun on its own, amply demonstrated by the Miller/Urey experiments.
I know that mutations do NOT improve any organism, making them superior to the natural type, amply demonstrated by the Max Planck experiments.
I know that evolution is not amenable to experimentation, but is based solely upon belief.
I know that natural selection is a myth.
I know that evolution is a belief system - a religion.
I know that research on evolution is done primarily for the money.
I know animals produce only their own “kind” and can never “become” another, regardless of the duration.
I know that there is a God in Heaven who will soon take over rulership of the earth.
I know that God made the human body perfect and it has been corrupted by sin.
I know that anyone who believes that we humans are responsible for our own existence is an idiot.
Wait - my bad! I should have asked you.
Are we humans responsible for our own existence?
YES!______
NO!_______

Geez! I better stop now. Rile me up and I’ll show you just how much more I know.

Wilson, Topix 70 Comments [11/29/2008 12:18:31 AM]
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TauRaven

The only thought that came to my mind after this drivel...
You don't know Jack!

11/29/2008 12:23:18 AM

Mortok

So...not an awful lot then?

11/29/2008 12:23:19 AM

Amanda

No. Humans did not create themselves. I'm not sure why you think we think that.

11/29/2008 12:24:01 AM

C_V


so tell me, just _how_ did your gawd create life if it didn't come out of nothing? I mean, did he just _decide_ things were alive? just how DID "God" do it?

you're retarded even for a soccer ball.

11/29/2008 12:25:13 AM

colonel catastrophe

You need to check the sources on the things you "know," some of them are about 2000 years out of date...

11/29/2008 12:26:17 AM

a mind far far away

I know that fundies are idiots who believe in fairy tales and reject reality.

"Geez! I better stop now. Rile me up and I’ll show you just how much more I know."

Do it and I'll scream rape.

11/29/2008 12:26:38 AM

BahramtheRed

Why is it that the dumbest people think they know everything?

11/29/2008 12:32:28 AM

doomie 22

Homeschooling.

11/29/2008 12:35:22 AM

M.M.

I know

No you don't. Fail.

11/29/2008 12:36:02 AM

Paschal Wagner

I'm pretty sure my very human parents are responsible for my existence, yes.

Didn't they cover this in home school? You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they get certain urges...

11/29/2008 12:45:11 AM

toothache

Troll, now.

11/29/2008 12:45:59 AM

The Anti-Fundie

"I know that research on evolution is done primarily for the money."

One would think the fact that people pay good money for evolutionary research - due to the numerous benefits that it brings - would be an indicator of its validity rather than a point against it.

There's a reason you never hear about major organisations giving grants for research based on "Intelligent Design".

[sarcasm] But then since he "knows" all these things I'm sure this has crossed his mind during the extensive research he obviously did on the subject. [/sarcasm]

11/29/2008 12:46:56 AM

Thinking Allowed

Good thing too Wilson. You don't know jack.

11/29/2008 12:46:58 AM

Old Viking

I know a guy over on the next block who has worn the same pair of sneakers for 13 years.

11/29/2008 12:54:53 AM

Horsefeathers

"Rile me up and I’ll show you just how much more I know."

You haven't shown that you know anything yet.

11/29/2008 1:00:57 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

I know that "Wilson" is giving Tim Taylor's neighbor a bad name.

11/29/2008 1:09:48 AM

Grigadil

Wow. 13 years is a long time for a pair of sneakers.

11/29/2008 1:13:44 AM

Devonian

"I know animals produce only their own “kind” and can never “become” another, regardless of the duration."
In order to do that, you need to define "kind" and I know from experience you people will never, ever actually do that.

11/29/2008 1:31:13 AM

FOTM

And he (Jesus) said unto them, "Ye are from beneath; I am from above: ye are of this world; I am not of this world. I said therefore unto you, that ye shall die in your sins: for if ye believe not that I am he, ye shall die in your sins."

John 8:23-24

11/29/2008 1:47:16 AM

A. Person

...what?

Ok, everyone's gotta start somewhere, but, seriously?

11/29/2008 1:53:07 AM

kingoftheheavies

Hoam skoolin' fer jebus.

11/29/2008 1:58:11 AM

CrazyRoper

Who the fuck thinks we created ourselves?

11/29/2008 2:08:20 AM

Berny

I know that something much more complicated, like the human brain, is evidence of design by a Super-intelligence.

Let's just go with that, shall we? If this is true, then your Super Intelligence AKA God, being immensely complex, would also need a creator.
Who created God?

11/29/2008 2:29:11 AM

Allegory for Jesus

You know a whole lot of bull.

11/29/2008 3:19:39 AM

Mayhem

"Rile me up and I’ll show you just how much more I know."

You know nothing. So, you'll show more of nothing. Big whoop.

11/29/2008 3:20:27 AM
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