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You are right, if it wasn't for us, we would all be dead, you are killing me. Pray that we stay in the faith, a world without God is hell. The only thing that keeps this world from total collapse are christians, the salt of the earth. I think you are finally getting it my friend. We prevent the athiests from destroing the world, not the other way around. It's the atheists who lie, cheat, steal, kill, etc, etc. God is the only thing holding us back from kicking atheists ass.

onetocome, YouTube 39 Comments [11/29/2008 12:44:51 AM]
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Red Dragon Disciple

Then why are there so many more christians in jail then atheists, I wonder?

11/29/2008 12:48:03 AM

C_V


BAHAHAHAHAAA! oh wait, you were serious?

11/29/2008 12:48:30 AM

Old Viking

Wheee! Here we go again.

US prison population: 2-million
Christian: 80%
Atheist: 0.02%

Source: US Bureau of Prisons

11/29/2008 12:49:13 AM

Berny

I always knew you people were delusional. I just never realized how badly until now.

11/29/2008 12:49:22 AM

Horsefeathers

"The only thing that keeps this world from total collapse are christians, the salt of the earth."

Is that so? Apparently you're completely unaware of the Crusades, Spanish Inquisition, Salem Witch Trials and the Dark Ages to name a few times in history when Christians were in charge and keeping the world from "total collapse".

"We prevent the athiests from destroing the world, not the other way around."

I think you need some serious history lessons.

"It's the atheists who lie, cheat, steal, kill, etc, etc."

See above.

"God is the only thing holding us back from kicking atheists ass."

Your god doesn't exist.

11/29/2008 12:52:34 AM

Saika

"God is the only thing holding us back from kicking atheists ass."

Your god is the only thing making you hurt atheists.

11/29/2008 12:55:46 AM

Mortok

So you're saying that without your religion to tell you not to, you would go around beating people up?

Sounds like a nice guy.


11/29/2008 1:02:03 AM

Seigi no Mikata

christians, the salt of the earth

Clever poe.

Or then just all-around stupid.

11/29/2008 1:06:37 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"God is the only thing holding us back from kicking atheists ass."

And yet, we atheists are the ones with no morals or self-control?

11/29/2008 1:07:11 AM

Grigadil

Between the fourth and 15th centuries, the Christian masters held Europe in a state of total collapse.

Just think of the progress that could have taken place in that lost millennium. We'd probably have starships by now.

...And Fucknut here is mouthing off about kicking atheist ass.

11/29/2008 1:08:41 AM

WMDKitty

What, is it Opposite Day again?

IIRC, the lying (any preacher), cheating (Kent Hovind), stealing (tax-exempt "religious" purchases such as a new private jet) and killing (Eric Rudolph, Timothy McVeigh...) have been done by Christians.

Here's the kicker -- the atheists manage to be moral and ethical WITHOUT YOUR GOD.

11/29/2008 1:08:55 AM

MysticalChicken

It's the atheists who lie, cheat, steal, kill, etc, etc.

Fuck, I really have some catching up to do.

11/29/2008 1:32:25 AM

a mind far far away

That last sentence makes the rest of your post hypocritical. Idiot.

11/29/2008 1:33:14 AM

kingoftheheavies

God is the only thing holding us back from kicking atheists ass.

Please, don't let that trivial fucker stop you. Bring it!

11/29/2008 2:06:06 AM

emau99

[...if it wasn't for us, we would all be dead...]

Yeah, it's a good thing you guys intervened in Bosnia. It would have been a real bloodbath otherwise.

[The only thing that keeps this world from total collapse are christians, the salt of the earth.]

GWB is a Christian, and he's done a really, really excellent job of screwing things up.

[We prevent the athiests from destroing the world, not the other way around.]

Give one example of atheists (nearly) destroying the world.

[It's the atheists who lie, cheat, steal, kill, etc, etc.]

Kent Hovind.

[God is the only thing holding us back from kicking atheists ass.]

Wait a minute...you just said that if it wasn't for you, we'd all be dead...

11/29/2008 2:07:03 AM

Fdragon

Funny, I thought gravity was keeping the earth together.

11/29/2008 2:08:14 AM

Illuminatalie

Yes, you are an unappreciated bunch, aren't you? Only you see the demons you are constantly casting out.

11/29/2008 2:09:24 AM

BobMalarky

Actually it's the Christians who have spent alot of time waging wars, burning anyone who disagrees with them, and wiping out indigenous peoples and taking their land all in the name of their god. That's pretty world destructy.

11/29/2008 3:29:50 AM



Actually it's your total inability to fight your way out of a wet paper bag that's holding you back. Good thing, too.

11/29/2008 4:17:49 AM

colonel catastrophe

Atheists don't want to destroy the world. We understand that this is the only chance we get, so why would we want to ruin it?!!

11/29/2008 5:20:40 AM

Nowonmai

I think you should put a cap on that tube of glue.

11/29/2008 5:26:21 AM

MichaelL

"A world without God is hell"

The hostages in Mumbai would like word with you, asshole!

11/29/2008 6:41:10 AM

Panz

History class required, go back to school drop out

11/29/2008 7:24:20 AM

solomongrundy

Odd then that the Scandinavian countries that are among the most atheist in the world also have the world's highest standards of living.

11/29/2008 9:59:32 AM

aaa

Come here, tough guy.

11/29/2008 10:56:23 AM
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