Ill bet if two homosexual teachers started making out in full view of everyone
nobody would be able to say boo about that.
But a christian can't bow his head in prayer.
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I've always found it very gay for a man to be in his knees, ass in the air...
I've always found it very gay to see grown men put on dresses on Sundays, even more so when they are on their knees.
I've always found it very gay that your jesus-god had 12 male friends and a single female hangaround
I've always found it very gay how you worship a dead man.
What? lol. How silly. Of course you can pray, just don't force others to do it. Perhaps they don't share your beliefs, and don't appreciate the imposition. The homosexual comment is a ridiculous figment of your imagination. Please,fasten your seatbelt and come in for a landing in the world of reality.
But a christian can't bow his head in prayer.
Sure they're allowed.
They're just not allowed to force all of us to join them. As soon as gays start forcing you to make out with other men, your arguments will be on a level playingfield again.
Until then, you're a hypocritical pompous dickwad.
I've seen Christians bow their heads for Grace at restaraunts, and no one has booed them so FAIL!
But then again they weren't being obnoxious like fundies who tend to be so.
How much you wanna bet?
If two homosexual (or hetrosexual) teachers started making out in front of a class full of students... They would be fired imediately.
Only if his neck s stiff, Otherwise he can just fine.
[Ill bet if two homosexual teachers started making out in full view of everyone nobody would be able to say boo about that.]
I'll take that bet.
[But a christian can't bow his head in prayer.]
Care to provide an example of such?
Idiot. The proposition is so stupid that it is cringeworthy.
Firstly, teachers in school are at work. They get paid to teach. Secondly, what is to stop a male and female teacher making out in public? They don't for exactly the same reason two gay teachers wouldn't.
Where did you get such a command of stupid?
Any teacher who makes out in front of his or her students should be reprimanded.
And Christians can pray in school, they just can't force anyone else to do it or be disruptive.
I don't think any teachers should be doing that in school.
As for the prayer, just don't interrupt class for it.
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Joining students in prayer is not the same thing as bowing your head in prayer.
For example, when I was in high school, I was on the football team. One of my teammates bowed his head in prayer. That was okay. A year later, when I was in varsity, I was told by another teammate that if I didn't join in their group prayer, it would be my fault if they lost. That's the difference we're talking about.
Let's see... this being America and all... I have to say, I have a few friends who say Grace before each meal. I have yet to have anyone stop them and the rest of us (at the table) respect them too.
Fail. And don't even get me started on two teachers... that's just an obvious fail.
I think I would be upset if my kids came home from school telling me their teachers were making out in front of the class - the sexual orientation of said teachers would secondary!
Christians can bow their heads in prayer or whatever - just don't tell me I have to bow my head too - I wont!
This is crap. There's nothing saying a christian can't pray in school. I used to be part of a bible club in high school. We prayed all the time. We didn't even have to be in a meeting. Students can pray all they want, as long as a teacher doen't lead it and as long as it doesn't disrupt classes. Christians have a really bad persecution complex, even though they aren't actually persecuted here. Morons. They should've lived during the Roman persecutions, then they'd shut up about today.
There are those stickers that say "As long as there are exams, there will be prayer in schools!"
This is true. I've also noticed that those students inclined to pray don't actually do any better on the exams :P
"Ill bet if two homosexual teachers started making out in full view of everyone nobody would be able to say boo about that."
Put me down for $100. Actually, make it $200.
"But a christian can't bow his head in prayer."
Really? My high school had two Christian clubs (yes, two ); any idea what they did?
Are you really that stupid? First, there is no law that says a christian cannot bow his (or HER) head in prayer.
As for the two homosexual teachers making out in full view of everyone, I have a few questions. Are they making out in a park on their time off? Are they making out in a mall on their time off? Are they making out anywhere in public on their time off? If any of these scenarios are the case then I do not care, nor should anyone else. True, it would be in poor taste, as it would be if it were a heterosexual couple.
Now, if this couple was making out in front of everyone on school time when they should have been working and teaching, then they should immediately be fired. The SAME should be true if it were a HETEROSEXUAL couple.
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What rubbish! I would say something if two teachers were making out in class, whether they were straight or gay, because it isn't appropriate for any teacher to do so in that setting. Jesus, fundies are morons who should never breed.
Uh, I'm gay, and I find it gross when students play tonsil hockey in the halls. And you're free to pray, just don't turn it into a full-contact sport.
You would lose that bet in 50 out of 50 states Bozo, they would be fired on the spot as would two heterosexual teachers in the same boat. As far as the second part of your bullshit rant, no one stops anyone from praying to the Lord quietly anywhere.
Hey, dipwit, two heterosexual teachers aren't allowed to make out in full view of everyone at school, either.
FAIL!
How many times do you need to be told: You can pray, you just can't force the rest of us to do so?
And what makes you think teachers wouldn't get in trouble fo kissing in front of a class?
Ill bet if two homosexual teachers started making out in full view of everyone nobody would be able to say boo about that.
OK, I'll take that bet. $1,000? Make it two heterosexual teachers. I'll still take the bet.
But a Christian can't bow his head in prayer.
Sure he can. Students can pray any time they want to in public schools unless they're supposed to be doing something else related to they're lessons.
Stop making crap up.
Um, yes. People would be able to say "Get to work, you two!"
And there's a prohibition against private prayer? The only prohibitions are against forcing the class-full of children to drone along.
EDIT: @Atheist Amy: Yes, please do. It would be very illustrative.
Wtf is it with teachers?
Now if it was, say, a pair of hot blonde librarians, maybe over in the reference section, by the uh...the uh... OED, let's say...
tight blouses...
those stockings with the ...uh... seam up the back...
fishn...
BRB
Oh, gotta love this. Fundies think that any sort of gay PDA is unacceptle, anyway.
If two gay teachers casually kissed somewhere, no big deal. Hetros can show affection like that in public. But you should be professional at work. Unless you work in porn then making out isn't usually part of the job.
"Ill bet if two homosexual teachers started making out in full view of everyone
nobody would be able to say boo about that."
Stop it, you're turning me on.
@Philbert McAdamia
"Now if it was, say, a pair of hot blonde librarians, maybe over in the reference section, by the uh...the uh... OED, let's say...
tight blouses...
those stockings with the ...uh... seam up the back...
fishn..."
And if they wore tight miniskirts, and high heels...
...oh hell...:
image
...'scuse me, gotta change these trousers...
I don't think a man and woman teacher could get away with that, actually.
Two hot LESBIAN teachers, on the other hand...
Actually... that buys me time to work in class, if that's what my teachers would spend all their time doing.
I don't think anybody (students, at least) would WANT to "say boo about that."
nope, both are to be tolerated. you know, tolerance. the stuff you're crying to get while you already have more than enough, while not tolerating any other human being on the planet.
Where are they making out?
If they're on a date and made out on the dance floor, very few would care.
If they're at school, they'd be just as much frowned upon as two straight teachers making out there.
Who the heck knows whether you bow your head in prayer or in thought, or just to check your cell phone or your zipper?
Yeah, I can't go anywhere in public these days without seeing "No Praying!" and "Prayer is illegal on these premises, especially when praying to the christian sky-pixie" signs.
In fact I was going to rip off a prayer to my favorite supernatural sky-pixie the other day, and I almost got started before I noticed I was in a "No Praying" zone, so I had to move my car.
I dunno, I thought it was illegal for two teachers, regardless of sexual orientation, to just kiss in front of children.
Anyways, last time I checked it is actually legal to pray in schools... But you can't just force everyone around you to do it. Most stories you hear from fundies about kids being expelled for religious references probably have left out a few important details, like the fact that Carrie White called her classmates (insert crude remarks here), for not believing in sweet lawd Jesus.
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