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basically what happened is the ancients formed the NWO with ancient and secret military secrets. it has been lost, but refound many times. some examples are hitler, stalin. They both somehow reciefved limited info on the ancient secrets. Now either the european union or the muslims have found this secret possibly in writings hidden in the deserts of the middle east. The secret is now revived and beingpassed down.

Jesus_Freak, Above top Secret 13 Comments [11/27/2008 8:35:40 PM]
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gorm_sionnach

How could ancients form a "New World Order"? Are you aware of themeaning of the word, "Ancient" and the word "New"?

Also, sources for this hocus pocus?

11/27/2008 9:26:27 PM

Grigori Yefimovich

The EU or the Muslims? That's about a billion people for a start.

What you really mean is... Scary Furriners!

11/27/2008 9:41:47 PM

Rallymodeller



Say secret again! Say secret again!

11/27/2008 11:09:22 PM

jsonitsac

What part about "New" World Order don't you understand?

11/27/2008 11:52:31 PM

Antichrist

Amazing the shit they pull out of their asses.

11/28/2008 1:43:51 AM

Mortok

Yeah, in book form. Turns out the reason Hitler and Stalin got as far as they did was because they visualized themselves as fascist dictators.

11/28/2008 1:56:44 AM

gorm_sionnach

Don't dream it.... beeee it.

11/28/2008 5:50:09 AM

ozznova

BEHOLD! THE GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS!

11/28/2008 6:16:37 AM

aaa

Ah, ATS. The crazy central of internets.

11/28/2008 11:57:30 AM



"Now either the european union or the muslims have found this secret possibly in writings hidden in the deserts of the middle east"

either? or? possibly?

Can't you make up your mind?

11/28/2008 6:34:54 PM



The Ancients? As in the beings who built all the stargates and left tons of kick-ass technology lying around so we could beat the Goa'uld?

You've been watching too much TV, mate. Stargate SG-1 isn't real (but I'd admit it would've been cool if it was).

11/29/2008 7:09:18 PM

anonymous

Ancient military secrets:
1. Be a psycho
2. Take shit without asking
3. Use airplanes
4. Strike with airplanes AND tanks without warning
5. ???
6. PROFIT!
7. Get caught
8. An hero

There aren't any military secrets once you actually use them and the enemy sees them.

11/30/2008 7:48:23 AM



Europe is very far away from the Middle East, particularly Germany and Russia. And by the way, the military services are charged expenses due to transportation or what?

12/30/2008 11:45:53 PM
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