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#781331
I dunno.
Just hope that he doesn't buy you a cat, because obviously that would mean he's into scat.
11/24/2008 7:15:44 PM
#781337
aaa
This quote is approved by the hackers on steroids.
11/24/2008 7:17:29 PM
#781361
anonymous
OVER
9000
PENISES
so are you a troll going along with the lulz or are you actually worried about pedobear?
For the latter, I have some fun pamphlets you might like.
11/24/2008 7:36:05 PM
#781408
Son of a Nonymous
IT'S OVER 9000!!!!11
11/24/2008 8:01:47 PM
#781413
Memoriam
I have a solution to your concerns. Are you ready? Wait for it...
Do a barrel roll!
11/24/2008 8:02:47 PM
#781547
Frank
your daughter is screwed, literally lol
11/24/2008 9:03:25 PM
#781840
Mortok
Mmph-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
11/24/2008 11:13:37 PM
#781901
jsonitsac
If the teddy bear looks like this:
congrats you've found 1 penis, now you have 8999 to go.
11/24/2008 11:57:02 PM
#781925
David is awesome!
11/25/2008 12:10:32 AM
#781959
Rallymodeller
Can't be serious. Look at the username.
If'n that ain't someone from Anonymous, I'll eat my hat.
11/25/2008 12:38:40 AM
#782006
Zipperback
Let's get rid of this. The only thing worse than being trolled by anons is getting trolled by proxy.
11/25/2008 1:15:46 AM
#782105
Grimesy
Oh no, you're a scientologist!
11/25/2008 2:36:03 AM
#782178
atrasicarius
Obvious troll is obvious.
11/25/2008 3:33:36 AM
#782187
atrasicarius
Did you read the whole thread? That thing is epic lulz.
"I have a few suggestions to make. Home privacy is a big issue, because if there are predators watching from outside your home, you don't want them to get a good idea of the daily home routines of family members. To this end, make sure that you get opaque curtains for all your windows. You might also consider getting a dog, to protect your home and family. You should also look out for strange vans in your neighbourhood as these seem to often be favoured by abductors. "
11/25/2008 3:40:06 AM
#782190
Antichrist
Troll,
11/25/2008 3:43:14 AM
#782197
Undecided
Fun, but obviously doesn't belong here. Srsly.
11/25/2008 3:47:00 AM
#782206
Knight of L-sama
Given the user name and content, I smell the work of 'Anonymous' in this. Project Chanology at work again I see.
11/25/2008 3:55:04 AM
#782286
agentCDE
GET A DOG
11/25/2008 5:30:44 AM
#782295
Kilahti
I'm sorry but I really can't take seriously anything that has been said by person called L Ron Hubbard.
11/25/2008 5:38:50 AM
#783781
Crotch
Obvious troll is obvious.
11/25/2008 10:22:02 PM
#783924
Qreg
This may be a troll but look at a response from later on in the forum.
"Pedophiles are organized on the internet, and they have adopted vernacular to use in public. In particular, the abductors of children will first communicate with each other on the internet, to plan their criminal exploitative activities. They refer to abductors as 'pedobears'. When abducting a child, other pedophiles will often attempt to create a diversion, while the 'pedobear' attempts to abduct a targeted child. Please, if you are in public, and you hear somebody referred to as a 'pedobear', keep your child very close. As it is, statistics indicate that only 1 in 15 abductions ends with success, so minimize their chances of taking your child even further by keeping them with you."
11/25/2008 11:30:18 PM
#785204
Shadoboy
So, if he gives her a cat, that means he likes Shota?
@Qreg: I think the answer for that is...
PEDOBEAR DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
11/26/2008 7:51:11 PM
#788857
WMDKitty
Sometimes a plushie is just a plushie.
11/29/2008 4:26:59 AM
#789046
Malth
Pure poe-try
11/29/2008 10:03:45 AM
#832723
Yes, he is using one of the most celebrated toys for children for, we don't know how, abduct your child afterwards. Man, don't be afraid of a bunch of guys who, in the case they exist, they're completely stupid.
12/30/2008 11:53:22 PM
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