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My fiance's friend has been visiting us occasionally for years now. I never suspected anything, but last month he brought a brown teddy bear as a gift for my daughter. With recent revelations, I am not very startled. Can this be a hint that he is connected to this 'pedobear' group? I am unsure what to do next, how can I make sure my daughter is safe?

lrhubbard, Oprah Winfrey Forums 26 Comments [11/24/2008 6:30:42 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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I dunno.

Just hope that he doesn't buy you a cat, because obviously that would mean he's into scat.

11/24/2008 7:15:44 PM

aaa

This quote is approved by the hackers on steroids.

11/24/2008 7:17:29 PM

anonymous

OVER
9000
PENISES

so are you a troll going along with the lulz or are you actually worried about pedobear?

For the latter, I have some fun pamphlets you might like.

11/24/2008 7:36:05 PM

Son of a Nonymous

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!11

11/24/2008 8:01:47 PM

Memoriam

I have a solution to your concerns. Are you ready? Wait for it...

Do a barrel roll!

11/24/2008 8:02:47 PM

Frank

your daughter is screwed, literally lol

11/24/2008 9:03:25 PM

Mortok

Mmph-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

11/24/2008 11:13:37 PM

jsonitsac

If the teddy bear looks like this:
congrats you've found 1 penis, now you have 8999 to go.



11/24/2008 11:57:02 PM



David is awesome!

11/25/2008 12:10:32 AM

Rallymodeller

Can't be serious. Look at the username.

If'n that ain't someone from Anonymous, I'll eat my hat.

11/25/2008 12:38:40 AM

Zipperback

Let's get rid of this. The only thing worse than being trolled by anons is getting trolled by proxy.

11/25/2008 1:15:46 AM

Grimesy

Oh no, you're a scientologist!

11/25/2008 2:36:03 AM

atrasicarius

Obvious troll is obvious.

11/25/2008 3:33:36 AM

atrasicarius

Did you read the whole thread? That thing is epic lulz.
"I have a few suggestions to make. Home privacy is a big issue, because if there are predators watching from outside your home, you don't want them to get a good idea of the daily home routines of family members. To this end, make sure that you get opaque curtains for all your windows. You might also consider getting a dog, to protect your home and family. You should also look out for strange vans in your neighbourhood as these seem to often be favoured by abductors. "

11/25/2008 3:40:06 AM

Antichrist

Troll,


11/25/2008 3:43:14 AM

Undecided

Fun, but obviously doesn't belong here. Srsly.

11/25/2008 3:47:00 AM

Knight of L-sama

Given the user name and content, I smell the work of 'Anonymous' in this. Project Chanology at work again I see.

11/25/2008 3:55:04 AM

agentCDE

GET A DOG

11/25/2008 5:30:44 AM

Kilahti

I'm sorry but I really can't take seriously anything that has been said by person called L Ron Hubbard.

11/25/2008 5:38:50 AM

Crotch

Obvious troll is obvious.

11/25/2008 10:22:02 PM

Qreg

This may be a troll but look at a response from later on in the forum.

"Pedophiles are organized on the internet, and they have adopted vernacular to use in public. In particular, the abductors of children will first communicate with each other on the internet, to plan their criminal exploitative activities. They refer to abductors as 'pedobears'. When abducting a child, other pedophiles will often attempt to create a diversion, while the 'pedobear' attempts to abduct a targeted child. Please, if you are in public, and you hear somebody referred to as a 'pedobear', keep your child very close. As it is, statistics indicate that only 1 in 15 abductions ends with success, so minimize their chances of taking your child even further by keeping them with you."

11/25/2008 11:30:18 PM

Shadoboy

So, if he gives her a cat, that means he likes Shota?

@Qreg: I think the answer for that is...

PEDOBEAR DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

11/26/2008 7:51:11 PM

WMDKitty

Sometimes a plushie is just a plushie.

11/29/2008 4:26:59 AM

Malth

Pure poe-try

11/29/2008 10:03:45 AM



Yes, he is using one of the most celebrated toys for children for, we don't know how, abduct your child afterwards. Man, don't be afraid of a bunch of guys who, in the case they exist, they're completely stupid.

12/30/2008 11:53:22 PM
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