Just hope that he doesn't buy you a cat, because obviously that would mean he's into scat.
11/24/2008 7:15:44 PM
This quote is approved by the hackers on steroids.
11/24/2008 7:17:29 PM
so are you a troll going along with the lulz or are you actually worried about pedobear?
For the latter, I have some fun pamphlets you might like.
11/24/2008 7:36:05 PM
Son of a Nonymous
IT'S OVER 9000!!!!11
11/24/2008 8:01:47 PM
I have a solution to your concerns. Are you ready? Wait for it...
Do a barrel roll!
11/24/2008 8:02:47 PM
your daughter is screwed, literally lol
11/24/2008 9:03:25 PM
11/24/2008 11:13:37 PM
If the teddy bear looks like this:
congrats you've found 1 penis, now you have 8999 to go.
11/24/2008 11:57:02 PM
David is awesome!
11/25/2008 12:10:32 AM
Can't be serious. Look at the username.
If'n that ain't someone from Anonymous, I'll eat my hat.
11/25/2008 12:38:40 AM
Let's get rid of this. The only thing worse than being trolled by anons is getting trolled by proxy.
11/25/2008 1:15:46 AM
Oh no, you're a scientologist!
11/25/2008 2:36:03 AM
Obvious troll is obvious.
11/25/2008 3:33:36 AM
Did you read the whole thread? That thing is epic lulz.
"I have a few suggestions to make. Home privacy is a big issue, because if there are predators watching from outside your home, you don't want them to get a good idea of the daily home routines of family members. To this end, make sure that you get opaque curtains for all your windows. You might also consider getting a dog, to protect your home and family. You should also look out for strange vans in your neighbourhood as these seem to often be favoured by abductors. "
11/25/2008 3:40:06 AM
11/25/2008 3:43:14 AM
Fun, but obviously doesn't belong here. Srsly.
11/25/2008 3:47:00 AM
Knight of L-sama
Given the user name and content, I smell the work of 'Anonymous' in this. Project Chanology at work again I see.
11/25/2008 3:55:04 AM
GET A DOG
11/25/2008 5:30:44 AM
I'm sorry but I really can't take seriously anything that has been said by person called L Ron Hubbard.
11/25/2008 5:38:50 AM
Obvious troll is obvious.
11/25/2008 10:22:02 PM
This may be a troll but look at a response from later on in the forum.
"Pedophiles are organized on the internet, and they have adopted vernacular to use in public. In particular, the abductors of children will first communicate with each other on the internet, to plan their criminal exploitative activities. They refer to abductors as 'pedobears'. When abducting a child, other pedophiles will often attempt to create a diversion, while the 'pedobear' attempts to abduct a targeted child. Please, if you are in public, and you hear somebody referred to as a 'pedobear', keep your child very close. As it is, statistics indicate that only 1 in 15 abductions ends with success, so minimize their chances of taking your child even further by keeping them with you."
11/25/2008 11:30:18 PM
So, if he gives her a cat, that means he likes Shota?
@Qreg: I think the answer for that is...
PEDOBEAR DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
11/26/2008 7:51:11 PM
Sometimes a plushie is just a plushie.
11/29/2008 4:26:59 AM
11/29/2008 10:03:45 AM
Yes, he is using one of the most celebrated toys for children for, we don't know how, abduct your child afterwards. Man, don't be afraid of a bunch of guys who, in the case they exist, they're completely stupid.
12/30/2008 11:53:22 PM