Fundie of the Year Nominations up for review
(on the subject of homosexuality and marriage)
For heterosexuals, it is a bond with God. What do same-sexs make a bond with?
[11/29/2008 3:57:51 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: fcgroningen
The same person "opposite-sexs" make a bond with: the person they're marrying.
11/29/2008 3:58:37 AM
Three-ways for Jesus!
11/29/2008 4:01:27 AM
dpareja got it in one.
11/29/2008 4:01:38 AM
Uhm, you know, even though I am a guy and I've had relationships with guys, I have also had relationships with women (yes, bisexuality does exist) and I must tell you... God was never involved, even though those relationships were heterosexual in nature.
Actually, the homosexual and heterosexual relationships were kind of the same, both when it comes to love and lust. So I guess you fail? "Same-sexs" bond with the same as "different-sexs"; each other, in (hopefully, usually) beautiful love.
11/29/2008 4:10:21 AM
I'm a heterosexual. Speak for yourself, numbnuts.
11/29/2008 4:11:21 AM
As usual, the arrogant god-botherers have trouble conceiving of people who don't think the way they do. Plenty of heterosexuals don't see any necessity for religion or "God" in their marriages.
Dpareja in the first comment said it as well and succinctly as it can be. I'm just dittoing.
11/29/2008 4:12:45 AM
With their partner. DUH.
11/29/2008 4:16:56 AM
Hetero marriages are a bond with God? What happened to the spouses?
11/29/2008 4:17:01 AM
For heterosexuals, it is a bond with their lover. For "same-sexs," it's a bond with their lover.
11/29/2008 4:19:28 AM
My sister is not bonded to god, christian or otherwise. Judge no priest, priestess, pastor, or other religious leader was involved.
11/29/2008 4:19:28 AM
The other person?
11/29/2008 4:25:04 AM
"For heterosexuals, it is a bond with God. What do same-sexs make a bond with?"
Alright, let's clear something up here: All these fundie morons (be they Muslim or Christian) are MISREADING THE OLD TESTAMENT IN REGARDS TO HOMOSEXUALITY (great now I'M shouting in caps....)! The phrase "abomination" as applied in the Old Testament (as many Jewish and Christian scholars can attest to) means a "ritual impurity" or something which would otherwise negatively impact the Israelites as a whole. Eating shellfish was an "abomination" as was planting seeds incorrectly. Homosexuality was considered an "abomination" because gay sex didn't end in procreation and the Israelites needed to procreate for their tribe to survive (ergo, it is better to fornicate with a woman than a man with a man or woman with a woman or to just jack off because those options didn't create more Jewish soldiers to fight against the other tribes). I, and many Jews who understand the damn Old Testament, can say that humanity is passed the stage where these actions should be banned. So, fundies, learn your damn Babble in the future!
11/29/2008 4:25:14 AM
Not every heterosexual believes in god.
11/29/2008 4:28:59 AM
11/29/2008 4:31:52 AM
a mind far far away
I don't know about "same-sex
, but for fundies, their bond definately isn't with grammar.
11/29/2008 4:44:36 AM
For heterosexuals, it is a bond with God
Everything you fundies personally like to do is deemed bonding with God, and the fact that your kids can repeat your dogma back to you is a miracle, you have insights that are not available to the common expert, and if you're lucky, you get to see demons. It's like you're on LSD permanently.
11/29/2008 4:54:21 AM
Which is why divorce is illegal, right?
11/29/2008 4:57:35 AM
Nuns are bonded to God the rest of us have husbands and wives!
11/29/2008 5:11:48 AM
Note to self, never date a fundie. You're always in a threesome with an imaginary being.
11/29/2008 5:20:56 AM
So, God is a polygamous Bi Sexual?
11/29/2008 5:21:40 AM
What about straight atheists?
11/29/2008 5:50:33 AM
You still believe in god? Are you five?
11/29/2008 5:53:44 AM
I don't understand them. they claim gays should marry the opposite sex that they don't want. doesn't that make marriage shallow and destroy it like they claim the same sex marriage is doing?
I thought marriage was love.
11/29/2008 6:55:33 AM
So heterosexuals practice polygamy? That is just sick. We must ban heterosexual marriage to protect the sanctity of traditional monogamous marriages!
11/29/2008 7:25:54 AM
What makes this idiot think that all heterosexuals are Christians?
11/29/2008 8:46:46 AM